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Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #950 on: April 04, 2012, 08:16:39 PM »
Granted, now it's just cold - really cold.  Welcome to the new Ice Age.

I wish I could paint a masterpiece.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #951 on: April 05, 2012, 06:43:56 AM »
Granted, but as usual masterpieces are recognized only posthumous

I wish I wasn't a freak

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #952 on: April 05, 2012, 07:48:53 AM »
Granted. Now you're just as boring as the rest of us.


I wish for a self cleaning pool.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #953 on: April 05, 2012, 11:28:10 AM »
granted, unfortunately it self cleans while you are in it. Seeing as it's programming says foreign objects are not part of a clean pool you are automatically sucked into the drainage and filtration systems.

I wish i was blissfully happy.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #954 on: April 05, 2012, 01:42:10 PM »
Granted but now you look like the Joker constantly grinning making people around you scared of you or thinking you're a psychopathic nutjob.

I wish for one week of total peace and quiet.


Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #955 on: April 05, 2012, 01:47:43 PM »
granted. unfortunately it's also a week without food or drink and so when the week ends, your dehydrated body is found, and years of sadness begin for those missing you.

I wish I found a hidden treasure.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #956 on: April 07, 2012, 10:12:16 AM »
Granted but the treasure was from a crazy old man who loved to collect owl pellets and the box you found was full of them.


I'm wishing for a sunny day WITHOUT wind.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #957 on: April 07, 2012, 11:16:16 AM »
Granted. However, since wind is simply moving air, you have a lovely, sunny day, minus the air that makes wind so, unfortunately, you can't breathe.

I wish Kaz and I were literally following each other in real life.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #958 on: April 10, 2012, 02:19:59 PM »
Granted. She stalks you day and night and finally takes your life, you identity and your car.

I wish I had an idea for another RP

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #959 on: April 10, 2012, 07:14:43 PM »
Granted.. but the filter between the creative side of your brain and the cheeky side.. become meshed and.. well.. all your new rp ideas only work within a world of ants. And ants.. are.. not.. sexy. (although I have always found them slightly adorable in how they run around like mad) Oh yeah, I'm sure a voluptuous ant-chick with a bikini (or without).. could be imagined in a sexy way.. but who am I kidding? Yep.. ant-infested Karma, Lady Cheek! :P Ohhh.. feeling somethin' running up your leg, are ya?

I wish I could see 24 hours into the future at any given moment.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #960 on: April 10, 2012, 11:52:34 PM »
Granted. The only catch is you have to stand in the middle of the artic ocean butt naked at minus 100 degrees on a dark night. :P

I wish I could take my ants and go live in solitude.

Offline MadDog86

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #961 on: April 11, 2012, 12:21:34 PM »
Granted, but your ants have now grown to a foot long and developed a hunger for human flesh.

I wish that I had the power to move things with my mind.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #962 on: April 11, 2012, 01:37:25 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, the strange mental properties of this new power are also quite magnetized.. and everything you move, come hurtling toward you. Soon, you are squished, for the insatiable need to flex those mental object-moving-muscles was too much.. despite the harmful side-effect.

I wish all my problems were over, once and for all.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #963 on: April 11, 2012, 03:39:32 PM »
Granted, the doctors fill you up with so many pills you have no problems anymore. You now see pink fluffy bunnies all over the place, waving at you.

I wish I could sing

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #964 on: April 18, 2012, 11:45:26 AM »
Granted only now you can't stop so everything you say is a song.


I wish I could make decisions that don't always seem to bite me in the ass.

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #965 on: April 18, 2012, 12:04:12 PM »
Granted. Now all of your decisions bite you in the place that hurts the worst. Your finances.

I wish I could get warm and stay that way

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #966 on: April 18, 2012, 04:08:35 PM »
Granted. You just have to follow me ; )

I wish I were a Panda

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #967 on: April 19, 2012, 02:17:10 AM »
Granted. You are a panda. A little one. You sneeze. You become an internet sensation overnight. Muahahahaha! >:)

I wish that baby panda had never sneezed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #968 on: April 19, 2012, 01:03:43 PM »
Granted. By undoing that wish, you start a chain of events, that unravels all wishes made.

I wish that all boob jobs that turned out bad are made to look perfect

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #969 on: April 19, 2012, 01:10:01 PM »
Granted. All bad boobs labeled as bad are now perfect in every since of the word which means the boobs are made out of plastic.

I wish it was opposite day every day.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #970 on: April 19, 2012, 04:00:33 PM »
Granted. But soon, the days forget what they ate opposite of.. causing the universe to crack like an egg.

I wish I had a dollar for each grain of sand there is on earth. In the bank, not buried under the pile. :P

Offline MadDog86

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #971 on: April 20, 2012, 02:59:22 AM »
Granted, but the vast amount of money in the bank has destablized the economy and money is now worthless.

I wish I could find a girl who loved me unconditionally and wanted to be with me no matter what. And I don't mean my mother.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #972 on: April 20, 2012, 10:45:34 AM »
Granted but she becomes so obsessed with you she tries to sew herself to you with a needle and thread.

I wish I had a perfectly trained dog that obeyed my every command and was smart enough to understand what its told and would defend my life with its own without fail.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #973 on: April 20, 2012, 10:09:49 PM »
Granted, the dog will protect you, therefore it'll go around attacking anything and anyone, causing animal control to put it down.

I wish I could shrink a foot or two.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #974 on: April 20, 2012, 10:14:00 PM »
Granted. You have the ability to shrink one or both of your feet however they may not be the same size.  Also once shrunken they will never grow back to normal size causing you to by new misshapened shoes.

I wish I could breathe underwater.