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Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #900 on: March 25, 2012, 06:02:20 PM »
Granted. But I steal it again ;)

I wish I had footie pajamas!

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #901 on: March 26, 2012, 01:15:53 PM »
Granted. They're made of pure wool and you feel like fire ants are climbing all over your body

I wish I had an Arby's in my back yard.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #902 on: March 26, 2012, 01:28:30 PM »
Granted. Arby is a dog who has rabies.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Offline Deva

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #903 on: March 26, 2012, 01:29:23 PM »
Granted. Laptop comes with permanent windows 98.

I wish for a cuddly fluffy snuggle kitty!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #904 on: March 26, 2012, 01:38:47 PM »
Granted but you find out fast you are deadly allergic when your face swells to blimp proportions.

I wish I had a successful business as a wedding planner.

Offline Deva

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #905 on: March 26, 2012, 01:42:46 PM »
Granted but you find out fast you are deadly allergic when your face swells to blimp proportions.

I wish I had a successful business as a wedding planner.

Granted. The next wedding on your list: John Lennon and Joko Ono.

I wish I could survive my blimp face and use it to fly!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #906 on: March 27, 2012, 09:55:02 PM »
Granted, but then your feet swell, counter-balancing the lift from your blimp face, so you still have to walk.

I wish I had a case of beer right now.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #907 on: March 27, 2012, 09:58:31 PM »
Granted. Its pabst blue ribbon.

I wish i had a pet otter.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #908 on: March 27, 2012, 10:00:52 PM »
Granted but the thing is stuffed and smell of wet mold.

I wish for a foot massage.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #909 on: March 27, 2012, 10:52:25 PM »
Granted! And.. I gotta tell you.. these hands know how to turn those sweet feet of yers into little bundles of pure pleasure. The downside is.. your feet.. are now.. permanently blue.

I wish for 24 hours of my every decadent desire being fulfilled.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #910 on: March 28, 2012, 06:56:44 AM »
Granted, but nobody tells you when those 24 hrs start, and being it an awful sunny day, with lots of vampire-coffinwork for you to do, your first wish is "I wish it was already tomorrow". So you basically blew it all.

I wish I was a politician

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #911 on: March 28, 2012, 08:52:29 AM »
(Hmm...'Corrupt a wish'? ...wish to be a politician? Hmmm...) >:)

Granted. You are the most corrupt politician that ever lived, making all sorts of back-room deals, accepting bribes and kickbacks, and doing loads and loads of dishonest, even illegal things. You are promptly arrested and jailed for life.

I wish I was a cat in ancient Egypt, worshipped as a god.

Offline Deva

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #912 on: March 28, 2012, 09:04:18 AM »
granted, however, then some evil genie plugs you out to give you to .. me for my previous wish!. I'm also depressed with a rather large head and feet from my cat allergy now.

I wish to have a certain other part of me enlarged accordingly! you know what part!(thiscan'tgowell)


Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #913 on: March 28, 2012, 09:26:54 AM »
You assume we know which part you're referring to.

Granted. You now have a huge ass to match your swollen feet and face. :P

I wish I could relive my life as someone else...someone rich and famous.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #914 on: March 28, 2012, 04:15:47 PM »
Granted you are now Midas

I wish I had a cat as pet

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #915 on: March 28, 2012, 06:31:34 PM »
Granted. You try to pet it and it fry's.

I wish I had a statue of a Irish Setter.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #916 on: March 28, 2012, 08:52:15 PM »
Granted. But, this thing comes packed with a whole lotta back luck. Each time you walk by it, you stub your toe. Ok, not the end of the world but.. it's a constant reminder, each day.. when you whack that poor little toe.. to be careful whatcha wish for. You would get rid of it but.. you know how those sentimental reasons creep inside. Yup, you be stuck with that thing.

I wish I had my own planetarium to gaze upon the stars with a front row seat.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #917 on: March 28, 2012, 09:03:23 PM »
Granted. Some one knocks your lights out and behold.. Stars :P

I wish I had a better statue. :P

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #918 on: March 28, 2012, 09:06:12 PM »
Granted. It's a Great Dane. Now.. ohhh, that poor little tush! And your toe! Ok.. to be more specific.. when you whack that poor little toe, you fall into the Dane.. but.. well, those ears are sharp and quite pointed. Yeahhhh, get my drift? :P

I wish that fool that knocked out my lights would come back and not strike me behind my back. Yeahh.. bring it on.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #919 on: March 28, 2012, 09:37:33 PM »
Granted. Oh but you have brain damage, and don't recognize him and he does it again. :P   >:)

I wish all the statues would come in Styrofoam.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #920 on: March 29, 2012, 01:32:29 AM »
Granted, but the first strong wind the fly away. Then somebody has to chase and bring them back

I wish it was May

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #921 on: March 29, 2012, 01:45:42 AM »
Granted it is May in the year 1903.

I wish I could stay up all night.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #922 on: March 29, 2012, 04:07:57 AM »
Granted, but you still have to go to work in the morning.

I wish I could eat fish

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #923 on: March 29, 2012, 08:46:30 AM »
Granted! *poof* You're now a seal!


I wish for the perfect opportunity to start my own business.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #924 on: March 29, 2012, 12:16:20 PM »
Granted! Opportunity did indeed come a knocking.. unfortunately you were in the shower. Seems an experiment with confetti and orange jello went awry.. and you made quite a mess upon your lovely skin. Opportunity started to leave a note on your door.. but when the ice cream man's music was heard in the distance, Opportunity got distracted and ran off yelling, "Ice cream!"

I wish the stars whispered and I could hear their secrets.