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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #825 on: March 24, 2012, 09:06:55 PM »
Granted. The collage later finds out you cheated on your final exams and revokes your degree, forcing you to take all the classes over again.

I wish Diablo 3 would launch already.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #826 on: March 24, 2012, 09:10:52 PM »
Granted. And then you break both your hands...


I wish I was having more sex hahah XD

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #827 on: March 24, 2012, 09:12:37 PM »
Granted, but you break both your hands, having so much sex. ;)

I wish Angry Birds wasn't so addictive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #828 on: March 24, 2012, 09:13:20 PM »
Granted. I love angry birds. Squishes you..oops.

I wish I had some music.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #829 on: March 24, 2012, 09:17:16 PM »
Granted. You are listening to dubstep.

I wish I never had to listen to dubstep again.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #830 on: March 24, 2012, 09:17:37 PM »
Granted. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after allllll!!!! (looped forever.)

I wish my phone had a cup holder.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #831 on: March 24, 2012, 09:19:35 PM »
Granted. You spill your cup putting it in the cup holder and ruin your phone, loosing all your contacts.

I wish I had small fairy people that cleaned up my desk.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #832 on: March 24, 2012, 09:21:05 PM »
Oh the irony...

Granted. They eat everything that touches the surface.

I wish i had night vision!

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #833 on: March 24, 2012, 09:22:00 PM »
Granted. It id daylight forever though.

I wish My neighbor would shut up.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #834 on: March 24, 2012, 09:24:34 PM »
Granted. He looses his ability to speak but you also get new neighbors that have rap music with only base speakers playing all the time.

I wish my kittens wouldnt try and eat everything they see.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #835 on: March 24, 2012, 09:25:31 PM »
Granted. They only pee on it now.

I wish I had someone to snuggle right now.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #836 on: March 24, 2012, 09:26:13 PM »
Granted. You have a new teddy bear. awwww.

I wish I had a sound proof apartment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #837 on: March 24, 2012, 09:27:25 PM »
Granted. You cant hear a sound. That includes the fire alarms though.

I wish I had a nice old firebird.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #838 on: March 24, 2012, 09:28:51 PM »
Granted. You have an old rusty firebird that is so corroded is it junk.

I wish I had a dragon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #839 on: March 24, 2012, 09:30:50 PM »
Granted. You still cant hear the fire alarms though.

I wish I were an only child.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #840 on: March 24, 2012, 09:36:01 PM »
Granted. You have to eat your siblings though.


I wish I had a laptop.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #841 on: March 24, 2012, 09:37:42 PM »
Silly you. You do have a laptop, they are part of you :P

I wish I could think of a better wish.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #842 on: March 24, 2012, 09:40:40 PM »
Granted. You want to be a space ballerina.


I wish I was approved already :P

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #843 on: March 24, 2012, 10:01:33 PM »
Sorry, can't grant that wish. You'll have to go through the proper channels. :P

I wish I didn't have to deal with nuisance telemarketing calls.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #844 on: March 24, 2012, 11:08:07 PM »
Your wish would be granted if you used the do not call listing..oh well the calls keep coming.

I wish some people would learn to use spellcheck.  :P

Offline SilentGemini

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #845 on: March 24, 2012, 11:14:02 PM »
Granted, but Spellcheck starts putting the wrong words in, so every thyme a wyrd is spelled, it is rite, but not correct, and theres nothing ewe can dew about it.

I wish that my friends didn't all work on the weekends.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #846 on: March 25, 2012, 01:39:29 AM »
Granted. Now you work them.

I wish I had more Brazillian Lemonade.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #847 on: March 25, 2012, 01:47:33 AM »
Granted. But the Brazilian Lemonade is imitation.

I wish my muse was still at work.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #848 on: March 25, 2012, 01:49:28 AM »
...Granted? But this is their final shift?

I wish I understood the last wish.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #849 on: March 25, 2012, 01:52:42 AM »
lol..
Granted I will PM you the meaning.. you asked for it  >:)

I wish for no more language barriers.