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Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #800 on: March 23, 2012, 10:27:04 PM »
Granted, but it's empty and you are in drought conditions, so...no water for you! :P

I wish I had a pool, full of cool water and sexy bikini-clad women.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #801 on: March 23, 2012, 10:35:00 PM »
Granted but the pool has a huge hole and the woman are zombies. Have fun

I wish I had a car in good condition that got good gas mileage


Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #802 on: March 24, 2012, 04:33:21 AM »
Granted. But it's parked in Antarctica.

I wish I had been raised by wolves and grew up wild in the jungle and became a capable hunter who could protect himself from any danger and a beautiful maiden with a caring heart and a determined personality found me and fell in love with me; and we lived happily ever after.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #803 on: March 24, 2012, 11:24:10 AM »
Granted, but your children are born covered in thick fur, like wolves...even the girls. :P

I wish I had a pet wolf that saw me as the alpha male, and followed my every command.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #804 on: March 24, 2012, 06:56:26 PM »
Granted, but every time you sit down or try to sleep it's ridding your leg and drools all over you.


I wish for another sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #805 on: March 24, 2012, 07:00:18 PM »
Granted. I already made it, but I also ate it before I made it to the post office to ship it.

I wish work didnt suck so much.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #806 on: March 24, 2012, 07:54:37 PM »
Granted. You love your job so much you move in with your boss.

I wish it would quit raining.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #807 on: March 24, 2012, 07:58:10 PM »
Granted. Its now snowing.

I wish  there was a bigger selection of leftovers in my fridge.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #808 on: March 24, 2012, 07:59:00 PM »
Granted. They are covered in fuzzy gray mold.

I wish I had some ice cream.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #809 on: March 24, 2012, 08:00:20 PM »
Granted. I hope you like liver flavored Ice cream though.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #810 on: March 24, 2012, 08:01:42 PM »
 :'( eww

Granted. You are wide awake forever.

I wish I had a stain glass window.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #811 on: March 24, 2012, 08:24:46 PM »
Granted, But it is a lewd image of  Earnest Hemmingway.

I wish i could play piano.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #812 on: March 24, 2012, 08:28:40 PM »
Granted. You didnt say anything about good though so you are always off key and just a bit slower than the musical score.

I wish for world pieces. (Get it? It is pronounced like peace :P)

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #813 on: March 24, 2012, 08:33:54 PM »
Granted. You get a bag full of rocks. ("world pieces"...what is the world made of?)

I wish for a bag full of gold coins.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #814 on: March 24, 2012, 08:35:03 PM »
Granted. It falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish broccoli was gone!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #815 on: March 24, 2012, 08:37:43 PM »
Granted. However without the plant greenhouse gasses sky rocket and we re-enact the movie water world.

I wish I could play a real guitar not just my air guitar.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #816 on: March 24, 2012, 08:40:55 PM »
(I do not see how that is a bad thing! Water world was amazing!)  ;D

Granted but you can only play on barbed wire strings.

I wish I was 21.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #817 on: March 24, 2012, 08:44:12 PM »
Granted. You are 21 forever. It seams good at first but then think about it for a second. An eternity is a very very long time. Just ask Mordred...

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #818 on: March 24, 2012, 08:45:50 PM »
Haha you need to work on corrupting :P I'd be plenty happy with that! Haha and you forgot to make a wish... so now you are a frog.

I wish i could draw well.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #819 on: March 24, 2012, 08:48:13 PM »
Granted. You can draw, well, you can scribble :P
Punctuation :D

I wish I had a few thousand years to live.

But really an eternity of going to bars and getting drunk, watching your drinking buddies get old or die young, meeting new drinking buddies... There is a reason Mordred is well... Mordred.

Offline johns1994

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #820 on: March 24, 2012, 08:52:27 PM »
But really an eternity of going to bars and getting drunk, watching your drinking buddies get old or die young, meeting new drinking buddies...

Haha still sounds like my idea of paradise XD

Granted. You however unfortunately do age, after 150 you're quite bedridden for a few millenia.

I wish i could make people fall in love (or lust ;D) with me by writing thier name down in a magic journal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #821 on: March 24, 2012, 08:54:35 PM »
Granted. A cereal killer also happens to use the journal to plan out his next victims

I wish for candy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #822 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:25 PM »
Granted. All Lemon heads.


I wish i had a raspberry slurpee machine.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #823 on: March 24, 2012, 09:00:07 PM »
Granted. It is always out of order and puts out ice with a small amount of raspberry lemon flavor on top.

I wish my brother would play a good song instead of what he is playing.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #824 on: March 24, 2012, 09:04:25 PM »
Granted, but the entire time he's playing a good song, the one he's playing now is stuck in your head.

I wish I had a college degree already and a 4.0 GPA.