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Offline BrokenShards

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #775 on: March 20, 2012, 02:15:39 AM »
It was healthy and fun, right up until one of Hannibal's elephants stomped on you.

I wish I could spend a day with the Winchester Brothers

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #776 on: March 20, 2012, 02:16:57 AM »
Granted. You appear in the graveyard standing next to their tombstones.

I wish I had four arms.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #777 on: March 20, 2012, 02:33:32 AM »
Granted, but you get dissected as people think you're an alien.

I wish I could go to a fancy dance.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #778 on: March 20, 2012, 02:42:21 AM »
Granted, but you forgot to get dressed and are completely naked.

I wish I was at said fancy dance. ;) Haha.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #779 on: March 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM »
That wouldn't bother me too much, being naked.

Granted, but a power cut takes down all the lighting.

I wish I had a handy coat in that situation.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #780 on: March 20, 2012, 02:57:54 AM »
Granted, and it glows in the dark, illuminating everything.

I wish I was also naked.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #781 on: March 20, 2012, 03:03:58 AM »
Granted, but you are in a cage with some hungry looking lions.

I wish I could go back in time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #782 on: March 20, 2012, 03:20:50 AM »
Granted. You are back at the fancy dance wearing only the illuminated see-through coat before I made the wish to also be naked.

I wish that time stood still. ;)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #783 on: March 20, 2012, 12:15:12 PM »
Granted however everything froze with it leaving you stuck on the camode for all eternity.


I wish there was some way to learn something instantly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #784 on: March 20, 2012, 03:36:19 PM »
Granted.......but the instant you learn it; it is instantly forgotten.

I wish I really had time in a bottle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #785 on: March 20, 2012, 04:57:55 PM »
Granted, but you dropped the bottle and it smashed.

I wish I had a nice tasty breakfast

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #786 on: March 20, 2012, 08:35:31 PM »
Granted, but it's dinnertime, so the breakfast will have to wait until morning, when it needs to be reheated in the microwave, which never heats things completely through, so you're left with what was originally a nice tasty breakfast, but is now...lukewarm and bland.

I wish the next person would wish for me. :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #787 on: March 20, 2012, 08:45:35 PM »
Granted. I wish for Adammair to type up and format my character sheet properly so I dont have to. :P

I wish there was an easier way to format my character sheet so I can surf the interwebs more. :P

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #788 on: March 21, 2012, 03:48:53 PM »
Granted, but then Adammair claims your character as his own and the character creates a new way system of character sheey formatting so simple it blows your mind. No literally, your head explodes.

I wish I could eat some delicious Ice Cream right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #789 on: March 21, 2012, 06:53:11 PM »
Granted, but then you eat so much of the delicious ice cream that you sudden weigh as much as a whale and can no longer move.

I wish I could stop being so directionally impaired.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #790 on: March 21, 2012, 07:32:56 PM »
Granted, but you become so sensitive to directional and spacial awareness that you devlop constant dizzy spells and motion sickness.

I wish my college finals would do themselves and I would get an A on them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #791 on: March 21, 2012, 10:58:43 PM »
Granted, but the answers match exactly those of another student. You are called in to the dean's office to explain yourself.

I wish all governments of the world would make binding resolutions to mitigate the impact of climate change that will see the planet restored to pre-1950 levels, without reducing the population, limiting its growth, or creating a scarcity of resources.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #792 on: March 21, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »
Granted. They create a one world government and a global dictatorship is established. They start using humans as batteries and eventually create an AI so advanced it turns on them and the Matrix becomes real.

I wish I was Neo.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #793 on: March 23, 2012, 07:24:18 PM »
Granted... but everyone you meet on the street greets you with annoying phrases like "I know kung fu", or "Woah" in that stupid surfer accent, or they do that little air guitar thing from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. You get so pissed off at the phoniness of it all that you either blow your brains out, or you sell out and agree to act in the sequel, which ends up being nothing but a bunch of cool martial arts fights strung together by a few cryptic words from Aunt Jemima.... making you wish you had blown your brains out. Or do you want to wait and see if the third one is any better...?

I wish I wish I had a fish. It would make a tasty dish. With pepper, dill, and horseradish. Oh I wish I had a fish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #794 on: March 23, 2012, 07:36:11 PM »
Granted. The fish has been sitting out for a little bit though and it smells a bit ripe.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #795 on: March 23, 2012, 08:16:51 PM »
Granted. The winning amount is negative 1, sorry, pay the man. :P

I wish I was taller.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #796 on: March 23, 2012, 08:25:21 PM »
Granted, you are now as tall as king kong. On the bright side you can climb the empire state building. :P

I wish for more time in the day.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #797 on: March 23, 2012, 08:34:18 PM »
Excellent  I always wanted to be as tall as he is. ;)

Granted. You have more time, every body needs you, no time for you. So sad.

I wish I had a better way of cooking food.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #798 on: March 23, 2012, 10:06:23 PM »
Granted. You devise the ultimate way of cooking food, and become the next famous chef, but you lose all your utensils (pots, pans, spoons, knives, etc.) and end up dying of hunger. :P

I wish my car was a single color, instead of a white bumper, primer-gray fender, and the rest champagne.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #799 on: March 23, 2012, 10:20:36 PM »
Granted. Your car is clear coated and you can't see it .

I wish I had a pool.