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Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #750 on: March 18, 2012, 07:21:45 PM »
Granted.  My middle name is Sybl for purposes of this game ;)

I wish two hours would pass quickly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #751 on: March 18, 2012, 07:24:00 PM »
Granted. They pass in the blink of an eye. However so do two more hours and then two more after that as it takes some time for me to hit the play button on the remote.

I wish I didnt need sleep.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #752 on: March 19, 2012, 07:02:14 PM »
Granted. Hmm.. but such a disturbance in the force.. of dreams.. that crazy little nebula that sends it's little ripples upon this planet, yikes! That cloud of imagination ends up losing it's collective mind at the madness of your lack of needing sleep and every living creature now is flooded with dreams at all moments. Kinda like an ongoing acid trip, but not at all in a good way.

I wish I was completely sane.. just to see what it was like.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #753 on: March 19, 2012, 07:08:24 PM »
Granted, unfortunately when they release your from the mental institution you can't find a viable job. You start selling drugs for money and you end up getting shot in the middle of a gang war.

I wish for a third leg.

Offline Darius

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #754 on: March 19, 2012, 07:45:25 PM »
Granted, your right arm is now a leg.

I wish for endless joy

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #755 on: March 19, 2012, 08:40:34 PM »
Granted. I now have endless joy, because you were not specific. Thank you. ;)

I wish for healthy lambs to be born this year.

Offline Darius

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #756 on: March 19, 2012, 08:44:15 PM »
Granted, every species births only lambs for the next 365.25 days.

I wish movies were better

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #757 on: March 19, 2012, 10:52:33 PM »
Granted! Now everyone goes to the movies and does nothing else for the rest of their lives letting the world fall into ruin!


I wish for a pencil that never gets dull.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #758 on: March 20, 2012, 12:39:44 AM »
Granted. Shortly after your wish you are kidnapped with your pencil and taken to a cave in the middle of a desert. The captors find nobody who wants to sell you so they decide to torture you instead. They agree they will poke you a few times with your pencil and then set you free when the tip is no longer sharp.

I wish I had quiet neighboors.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #759 on: March 20, 2012, 12:47:01 AM »
Granted, but you can only paint the same painting forever.

I wish I had a tasty fish.


Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #760 on: March 20, 2012, 12:51:48 AM »
Granted. You named him Slippy, and after several weeks of friendship you discovered he could talk and that he was from the future. He told you he was just about to tell you what happens to people after they die when your cat eats him.

I wish I could turn to stone and back again at will.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #761 on: March 20, 2012, 12:56:17 AM »
Granted, but you are highly susceptible to acid erosion.

I wish I could save and restart my life like a video game.
 

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #762 on: March 20, 2012, 01:03:21 AM »
Granted, but the difficulty setting is stuck on Nightmare.

I wish the next post would have two wishes in it.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #763 on: March 20, 2012, 01:23:22 AM »
Granted, every following wish has double the previous wish, thereby causing an exponential growth that need corrupting, and the sheer volume of corruption creates an enormous black-hole type vacuum, and the world ceases to exist.

I wish they made an actual gun-style controller for current First Person Shooter games, similar to the Zapper for the original Nintendo Entertainment System, so I didn't have to line up the crosshairs with a directional pad or joystick.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #764 on: March 20, 2012, 01:25:25 AM »
Granted, but it's wireless and uses a type of battery that can only ordered from china.

I wish I had some delicious food in my stomach.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #765 on: March 20, 2012, 01:29:56 AM »
Granted, but that food will soon explode out the other end.

I wish I had a magic carpet to ride on.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #766 on: March 20, 2012, 01:33:05 AM »
Granted. However the genie only reads the urban dictionary, and let's just say the 70 year old woman you are straddling ISN'T happy!

I wish I had a rocket ship.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #767 on: March 20, 2012, 01:34:30 AM »
Granted, shame its a model.

I wish I had a tiger as my pet.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #768 on: March 20, 2012, 01:37:48 AM »
Granted. It get's poached by your neighbor from Thailand for its kidney.

I wish I had $100.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #769 on: March 20, 2012, 01:39:19 AM »
Granted, but its counterfeit.

I wish I could visit the moon.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #770 on: March 20, 2012, 01:45:51 AM »
Granted, but you suffocate from a lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get a Brazillian body-wax without it hurting.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #771 on: March 20, 2012, 01:47:10 AM »
Granted, but now you're addicted to morphine.

I wish I could sing.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #772 on: March 20, 2012, 01:50:11 AM »
Granted. You can sing. Now if only you could sing well, and to an actual audience...

I wish you would sing to me! :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #773 on: March 20, 2012, 01:59:02 AM »
Granted, but my siren voice leads you to your doom.

I wish everyone else had a good time.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #774 on: March 20, 2012, 02:06:15 AM »
Granted, but they all have a good time at different times, haphazardly throughout the rest of their lives.

I wish I was born and lived in Rome during the early era and had a healthy, fun life.