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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #725 on: March 17, 2012, 05:13:44 PM »
It would be but I had to work today. :P

I wish I had some cake.

Thanks :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #726 on: March 17, 2012, 05:15:20 PM »
Granted. But the sign says Cake is as pie.. it is a lie.  ::)

I wish today would repeat itself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #727 on: March 17, 2012, 05:20:33 PM »
Granted. You are stuck on a loop of today, repeating everything you did today without any hope for escape, the whole time knowing what is about to happen but unable to do anything at all differently.

I wish for patience.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #728 on: March 17, 2012, 05:23:36 PM »
Granted. I send you to the hospital and you become one of the many patients..because I misunderstood your meaning.   >:)

I wish I had a dollar for every rainy day all over the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #729 on: March 17, 2012, 05:26:09 PM »
Granted. However printing fake money is illegal and you soon find yourself wearing an orange jump suit.

I wish kittens could clean litter boxes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #730 on: March 17, 2012, 05:27:53 PM »
Granted. They scatter the litter every where out of the box.  XD

I wish I see the look on your face when that happens.  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #731 on: March 17, 2012, 05:33:04 PM »
Granted. My face contorts into a laugh of such immense proportions that you are struck deaf.

I wish kittens wouldnt try to type on my keyboard in the middle of a reply.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #732 on: March 17, 2012, 05:38:12 PM »
Granted. You have been removed from the area and your kitten have fun.

I wish I could find a new table for my room.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #733 on: March 17, 2012, 05:41:37 PM »
Granted. It is an amazing table, and one that has you and all of your friends enthralled to such a point that you are unable to use it and eventually try to take over the world in the name of Table.

I wish I was more used to typing with this new "indestructible" keyboard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #734 on: March 17, 2012, 05:57:28 PM »
Granted. But someone steals it in the middle of the night and now you have no keyboard at all.

I wish I could be a star out in the galaxy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #735 on: March 17, 2012, 06:07:44 PM »
Granted. However you now have to live for thousands if not millions of years without the internet and access to elliquiy.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #736 on: March 17, 2012, 07:41:28 PM »
I wish Trent Reznor was my best bud.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #737 on: March 18, 2012, 01:07:55 AM »
You didn't corrupt a wish, so now you can't have yours.

I wish you would have given me the chance.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #738 on: March 18, 2012, 05:19:15 AM »
I had, and you blew it.

I wish I was in charge

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #739 on: March 18, 2012, 08:21:48 AM »
Granted, you are in charge but nobody listens to you.

I wish it was November.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #740 on: March 18, 2012, 09:16:37 AM »
Granted. It is now November however the world's ecosystems are nearly destroyed because someone rushed the seasons. This results in many animals being killed and leads to the melting of the polar ice caps. Hope you can swim.

I wish I knew my schedule for next week.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #741 on: March 18, 2012, 04:14:16 PM »
Granted. Your new schedule shows no days. You were given the pink slip.\

I wish I had 20 days of sun shiny days and 11 days of rain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #742 on: March 18, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
Granted. I have installed the controls and now, your wish is underway. The 20 days go in a flash (controls pushed to maximum speed, they go by in mere seconds).. the 11 days, ohhhhh, gonna see how slow these controls can go (pulls them sooooo low... they break, stuck in this position).. yikes.. 11 days of eternity.. of rain.

I wish.. instead of sleep.. I had an on/off switch that would simply work on a timer.. set to optimum settings so my mind (and body.. of course.. hell yes).. was always at it's absolute best.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #743 on: March 18, 2012, 04:24:10 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately your best is really your worst.  :P

I wish for a new way to cook.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #744 on: March 18, 2012, 04:38:13 PM »
(ouch! *reprograms self for opposing settings.. hoping his worst is better.. at least :P*)

Granted. Your new way of cooking only works for those microorganisms born and raised on Ganymede.. being quite poisonous for anybody from the planet Earth. Getting there, that's a whole other issue.

I wish I could do no wrong, ever again. Bad, yes.. but at it's utter perfection.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #745 on: March 18, 2012, 04:40:14 PM »
Granted. You never do wrong things again, like dipping unsuspecting ladies in your blue goo.

I wish I had a new set of ants.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #746 on: March 18, 2012, 04:41:37 PM »
Granted. It turns out your new ants are a special breed of fire ant that actually breaths fire.

I wish for chocolate.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #747 on: March 18, 2012, 04:43:35 PM »
Perfect!  >:)

Granted, too bad you aren't here, I have a cabinet full. :P

I wish for no more disease.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #748 on: March 18, 2012, 04:45:46 PM »
Granted. Without disease to cull the population some humans are subject to further overcrowding and within two generations are wiped off the face of the earth.

I wish the answer was 42.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #749 on: March 18, 2012, 07:16:14 PM »
DON'T PANIC ;D (...your wish is granted. The answer is 42, but the Earth is demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.) :P

I wish that the next person to post is Sybl.