Granted! You are swiftly approved, and can post to your heart's content. You dive right into the request area impatiently, fingers itching to send those naughty little desires out there to be pounced upon.. and right when you hit the 'post' button, a laser comes from outter space.. and zaps you as you sit, turning you into an over-sized raisin. Phew.. talk about shitty luck! It was just an alien race.. wanting to take a sample of our atmosphere.. in determining a well-meaning gift for the earth. Sadly, the fool at the controls was trying to show how he could do it with his tentacles tied behind his back. Obviously, he was incorrect.
I wish I could talk to others simply with the will of my mind.