Granted. The coolest dragon there ever was. Sadly, he (well.. it's assumed it's a he.. but one never knows with dragons.. even those with beards).. is not only sporting the coolest goatee with a three seriously deadly looking points.. it's also quite a lush. Yeah.. Drew The Blue (as his chums call him.. for the awesome beast is the most unique shade of cerulean seen this end of the Milky Way).. likes to indulge. And you, his proud owner.. just became his favorite toy to practice his drunken flaming practice upon. Life.. just got really.. interesting!
I wish to wake in an alternate world.. of only women.. where the sex-starved beauties (human, gorgeous, perfect in every way possible, and deliciously varied in all their exotic deliciousness) make me their god, their one and only supply of procreation.. and.. simply exist to answer my every wish and desire.