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Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #675 on: March 05, 2012, 01:37:59 AM »
Granted.. the universe shifts so everything slows to a crawl.. unfortunately, the deity in charge of this mechanism breaks the control while it's stuck in the pause position. You want time? You have it.. in this one moment.. forever.

I wish my brain worked at microprocessor speed.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #676 on: March 05, 2012, 01:39:50 AM »
:P Granted it works so fast it fries..yum toasted brain anyone?  >:)

I wish I could stay up longer.                   (sorry- I need sleep)  :P

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #677 on: March 05, 2012, 01:56:41 AM »
Granted. Congratulations, you just got crucified, now you can stay "up" for the rest of your life.

I wish I could just do post after post after post on my RPs all day every day. :P

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #678 on: March 05, 2012, 08:31:00 AM »
Granted. You have so many posts up you forget to eat, therefore you have starved to death. R.I.P.

I wish the story I am writing was finished.

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #679 on: March 05, 2012, 02:06:42 PM »
Granted, but the ending sucks.

I wish there was more time in the day to do stuff.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #680 on: March 05, 2012, 02:22:32 PM »
Granted. You have more time, everything gets done. You are bored and wished you stayed in bed.

I wish I had more money.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #681 on: March 05, 2012, 06:04:08 PM »
Granted. You find a penny on the ground and pick it up. You now have more money than you had before. :P (Sorry, I couldn't resist that opening, Sybl. When I win the lottery, you'll have more money, to make up for that wish corruption. ;) )

I wish that Daylight Savings Time starting didn't mean losing an hour of sleep.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #682 on: March 05, 2012, 11:28:47 PM »
Granted. But the world is angry with you because summer is upon us and people are missing out on so much fun. (Meanie)

I wish I could have spent more time with my Great Grandfather. (RIP)

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #683 on: March 06, 2012, 12:12:36 AM »
I can't corrupt that wish!

I wish I could come up with a wish to wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #684 on: March 06, 2012, 01:55:32 AM »
Granted! You came up with the most wonderful wish ever! Of course, creating the idea of your wish is granted. The actual execution? You'll need another wish and you already used yours up.

I wish my blanket was a little thicker. Brrr!

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #685 on: March 06, 2012, 02:05:16 AM »
Granted. Your blanket is one molecule thicker.

I wish I could wish my wonderful wish!

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #686 on: March 06, 2012, 10:37:17 PM »
Gran-.. oh wait a moment. Hmm.. this is highly unusual. The machine is all revved up and ready to give you your wish. In fact.. this actually counts as granted.. but sadly, the quarter is stuck. The only way to continue.. is to unplug the damn thing.. but then, it resets and your wish.. is gone. Of course.. you could simply wait for the next person to wish.. maybe their wish will push yours into working order. Ohhhh, heh.. that's me!

I wish for the last wisher's wish.

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #687 on: March 07, 2012, 04:44:42 AM »
Granted. In the blink of an eye, all your hopes and dreams come to life. You become the epitome of luck and success in your chosen fields. Which is a shame, really, because the wish also changed your sole desire to be horribly horribly tortured and killed, and your chosen skill to be to give your killer the maximum possible pleasure in all respects.

I wish the dishes would wash themselves.

Offline Divine Drivel

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #688 on: March 07, 2012, 05:42:22 AM »
*Swishes her domestic wand* Granted! But the dishes don't know how to turn off the faucet and your house is now flooded with water.

I wish all my wishes will be granted without a catch.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #689 on: March 07, 2012, 01:33:19 PM »
Granted. No catch, but you wished for something years ago, it comes true, and now you regret it.

I wish I could hold the future in my hand.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #690 on: March 07, 2012, 03:38:52 PM »
Granted, you now have the future in the palms of your hands, and you can't move, nor you can do anything else because you have to keep holding it, otherwise there will be no future.

I wish I had more free time

Offline Lain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #691 on: March 08, 2012, 03:23:30 AM »
Wish granted, but it happens that you lost all your friends, job, money, and family.

I wish for a Bearded Dragon.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #692 on: March 08, 2012, 07:00:59 PM »
Granted. The coolest dragon there ever was. Sadly, he (well.. it's assumed it's a he.. but one never knows with dragons.. even those with beards).. is not only sporting the coolest goatee with a three seriously deadly looking points.. it's also quite a lush. Yeah.. Drew The Blue (as his chums call him.. for the awesome beast is the most unique shade of cerulean seen this end of the Milky Way).. likes to indulge. And you, his proud owner.. just became his favorite toy to practice his drunken flaming practice upon. Life.. just got really.. interesting!

I wish to wake in an alternate world.. of only women.. where the sex-starved beauties (human, gorgeous, perfect in every way possible, and deliciously varied in all their exotic deliciousness) make me their god, their one and only supply of procreation.. and.. simply exist to answer my every wish and desire.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2012, 07:16:37 PM by Mordred »

Offline Lain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #693 on: March 08, 2012, 07:56:58 PM »
Granted. Though you wake as a women as well, in a world of moral girls waiting to meet the right 'man' the only man XD

I wish I could speak to animals XD (I am curious what my lizards, and mammals are thinking!)

Offline Juwl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #694 on: March 09, 2012, 10:05:58 AM »
Granted. But now that they know you can understand them, they spend all their time around you preventing you from living a normal life and now you always smell like a zoo!

I wish I could fly!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #695 on: March 11, 2012, 08:35:26 AM »
Granted, but now you can only fly, not walk....making it quite difficult to get around in your everyday life.


I wish for Summertime of course.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #696 on: March 11, 2012, 05:58:27 PM »
Granted.. yet you have been relocated to northeast Siberia as part of the price of this solar-system altering magic trick. It's night, for the next six months or so. *slides her a Snickers* Not going anywhere for a while? :P

I wish I could see a glimpse of the world 1701 hundred years from now.. instead of having to patiently wait.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #697 on: March 12, 2012, 01:15:49 AM »
Granted. The next 1701 years are horrifyingly filled with robotic ants, they are every where and you must live with them and share your casket with them.  >:)

I wish I could seethe look on  your face as you see that image so clearly.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #698 on: March 13, 2012, 06:26:07 PM »
Granted. You see my face so clearly.. every perfect detail.. in such intensely high-defined 'Mordrevision'.. you are unable to think of anything else than gettin' those sweet little veins taken by this crazy thing with the skilled fangs. Unfortunately, in this visual you also saw the reflection of what I saw, in these icy blue eyes.. again in such detail that you pretty much lived through the horror that I will. Yet to a human mind, it is too much.. and well.. yeah.. it tips you deep into the abyss of madness. Welcome aboard! :P

I wish I could find an underwater cave to chill out at for a few centuries.. where the acoustics fill my soul with perfect sounds.

Offline Contacaton

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #699 on: March 14, 2012, 03:25:04 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately for you, perfect is a thing well beyond your comprehension. As a result, you go insane. Lovecraft style >:)

I really really wish dragons were real. So I could ride them.