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Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #625 on: February 17, 2012, 04:18:39 PM »
Granted. *spills it over you* Why didn't you ask for wax? that would have been more fun

Wish for a massage

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #626 on: February 17, 2012, 04:20:36 PM »
Granted: Here's a retired sumo wrestler with palms bigger than Canada.

I wish I have a jet plane.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #627 on: February 17, 2012, 04:23:34 PM »
Granted, it's a palmed sized toy though

I wish i was more charming

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #628 on: February 17, 2012, 04:26:48 PM »
Granted: You are now Prince Charming to Shrek's daughter.

I wish I'm taller.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #629 on: February 17, 2012, 04:28:51 PM »
Granted, now you must fight godzilla though, also sex will be hard

I wish i could dance

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #630 on: February 17, 2012, 04:38:55 PM »
Granted: You're now Fred Astaire . But Ginger isn't a girl. It's a root crop.

I wish I have a personal chef.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #631 on: February 17, 2012, 04:39:47 PM »
Granted: but he only cooks insects...

I wish I could fly

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #632 on: February 17, 2012, 04:48:59 PM »
Granted: You can fly .. really, really high. And then you realized you are deathly afraid of heights and plummeted to the ground. Tsk.

I wish I could meet beat Chuck Norris.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #633 on: February 17, 2012, 07:26:50 PM »
Granted. You get the fight of your life from him, when you deliver your finishing blow, the dreaded two-finger eye poke in the style of the Three Stooges. This also leaves Chuck blind in both eyes and furious, so when he gets his hands on you, he kills you, because...well, he's Chuck Norris. ;D

I wish to have a jackpot-winning lottery ticket in my possession right now, and to be able to keep possession of it, in secret, until I redeem it at the local lottery office.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #634 on: February 17, 2012, 09:19:40 PM »
Congratulations Adam!  You're a winner!  Unfortunately, there are 200,000 others with the same winning numbers - what are the odds of that? -  and your cut turns out to be $50.  Even more unfortunately, there's a a minimum tax of $10,000 on all winners when the jackpot is $1 million or more.  So, you might not want to cash that ticket in after all.

I wish I could have free shipping on everything I ever order online for the rest of my very long life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #635 on: February 18, 2012, 03:49:20 AM »
*Swishes her wand*

Wish granted! You now have a lifetime free shipping but you went broke from ordering online throughout your lengthy lifespan and you now live on top of moldy crates and boxes crawling with roaches. But hey, you got everything delivered without having to dip inside an empty wallet, right?

I wish to own an Apple Store.


Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #636 on: February 18, 2012, 03:55:38 AM »
Granted, but the spirit of Steve Jobs compels me to corrupt this wish, by giving you a store filled with apples, one of which is bad, and you have to find that one apple before it spoils the whole bunch! XD

I wish I knew how to skateboard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #637 on: February 18, 2012, 04:00:22 AM »
Granted in the middle of the Olympic Podium: You are declared the grand slam winner of Skate Boarding Category. Too bad you skidded off a cliff during the last leg of the competition.

I wish I can speak 5 languages.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #638 on: February 18, 2012, 04:06:20 AM »
Granted, but you speak them all simultaneously, so that what comes out is completely incomprehensible.

I wish I could have more than one wife, at the same time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #639 on: February 18, 2012, 04:10:51 AM »
Granted! I now pronounce you husband to a eunuch, an aging librarian and Dr. Ruth. Enjoy the honeymoon!

I wish I am Queen.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #640 on: February 18, 2012, 04:17:21 AM »
Granted! You are now Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and all the rest of the members of the rock band, Queen.

I wish to be a rock star.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #641 on: February 18, 2012, 04:22:55 AM »
Of course your wish is granted! You are now a boulder shaped like a star. Rock on!

I wish I have a butler.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #642 on: February 18, 2012, 06:06:09 AM »
Granted, though...the butler is always the murder

wish i had a bodyguard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #643 on: February 18, 2012, 08:35:09 AM »
Granted! You are now guarded by a burly warden inside Alcatraz.

I wish my neighbor would stop parking on my spot.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #644 on: February 18, 2012, 08:49:56 AM »
Granted, your spot is now Tow Away Zone, 24/7

I wish my shoulder would finally heal

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #645 on: February 18, 2012, 08:53:35 AM »
Granted: Not only did it heal, but you grew a third one, too!

I wish no one would rain in on my parade.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #646 on: February 19, 2012, 07:11:26 PM »
Granted: But, when your parade starts to happen, every person watching pulls out a hosepipe and starts to drench you and the floats. Also because of all the water a massive tidle wave like the one from the Day After Tomorrow sweeps across town sweeping you and it away. Fuck knows the physics behind it all.

I wish I was a werewolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #647 on: February 19, 2012, 07:16:49 PM »
Granted. You're now a werewolf. The plastic kind with batteries.

I wish there's a shoe sale today.

Offline Jalynn6

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #648 on: February 20, 2012, 01:20:06 PM »
Granted! But every time you find a great deal they are out of your size and the size on either side of the scale! No shoes for you today!

I wish the ground was accommodating to people who hate shoes and prefer bare feet!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #649 on: February 20, 2012, 01:31:28 PM »
Granted: All shoes,sandals,boots and anything that can serve to protect your feet disappears.

I wish there was no guns left in the world.