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Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6150 on: September 15, 2018, 04:04:54 AM »
Granted, but you are only sexy to yourself and never get the chance to try out the new equipment.

I wish I could find a pot of gold.

Offline TheLaughingOne

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6151 on: September 15, 2018, 04:35:12 AM »
Faith and begorrah! Ye get yer potta gold... But now he wants it back...

I wish i would stop feeling so sick...

Offline Rhael

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6152 on: September 15, 2018, 07:02:09 PM »
Granted. You become the epitome of health and well-being, but your life spirals out of control because now you can't stop doing anything other than exercising and talking about how awesome it is to be always so healthy and ready for anything.

I wish I could magically erase ignorance out of this world.

Offline Velatha

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6153 on: September 15, 2018, 07:46:30 PM »
As you wish...  You changed the world.  Now everyone knows everything, except for you.  Tragically you did not change yourself and are the only one left out of the loop.

I wish I got more weekends off so I can get serious about my weekend job.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6154 on: September 16, 2018, 11:49:31 AM »
Your wish is granted. You get fired from your day job and are able to persue with fervor your weekend gig. Unfortunately, you soon discover that it no longer makes you happy and go nowhere despite all your efforts.

I wish I had someone to hang out with.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6155 on: September 16, 2018, 05:13:44 PM »
An adventurer with a 'buy one, get one free', wingsuit renders your dreams reality.
You fall from the balloon together... blissfully happy (at least at first).

I wish I could free the world from poverty.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6156 on: September 16, 2018, 06:20:44 PM »
Granted.  The cannibalistic mutants that roam the post apocalyptic wastelands operate on a barter economy where none go hungry.

I wish I could find one streaming service that had all the movies I would ever want to see.

Offline LostWind

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6157 on: September 16, 2018, 08:07:59 PM »
Granted, but 2 days into enjoying it all your vision starts to go blurry and your blind by the end of the week.

I wish I could live out the stories that we write.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6158 on: November 04, 2018, 03:04:27 AM »
Wish granted, but the first story is Lets tell a story...two words at a time.... You’re gonna be there for a while.

I wish it was Halloween again.

Offline elfowl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6159 on: November 05, 2018, 09:07:03 AM »
Granted, but now it's Halloween everyday.  Which is great!... for about a week, and then we run out of candy  (and booze).  And with no treats to satiate their appetite, the goblins and ghouls begin to play their tricks.  At first harmless pranks; TPing houses, wagging cars, at worst breaking a window or two.  However as the days go on,  their tricks become more and more sinister.  Knives and clubs left on doorsteps, flowerbeds destroyed, milk curdling overnight, food rotting in moments, becoming maggot ridden.  But it doesn't stop there.  At the height of the terror buildings are burned, pets are slain, babies disappear.  They eventually return, but are always, ever so slightly... different.  People of course try to put an end to this.  One night it is declared that all parents should keep their children inside, as they plan to eradicate the pests once and for all.  That night, hundreds of goblins and ghouls die yes, but hundreds of children as well, their parents unable to keep their apparently enchanted offspring from rising from their beds, donning costumes, and swarming to houses, letting out a cry of "Trick or Treat!"  though the treats have all but disappeared months ago.  only to be met with a shotgun, a bat, or an ax, and then a look of horror as the adult realizes exactly what they've just done.  And so the terror continued.  Humans, ever resilient adapted as we always have.  all of our labors transferred to the production of sugary treats year round, producing hundreds of times what we used to in order to pay our nightly tribute to the costumed figures that swarm to lit porch lights like moths to a flame.  Never truly knowing if the creatures within are our own human spawn helpless against the spell of eternal Halloween, or a malicious monster, mascaraing among their helpless accomplices, ready to inflict heinous crimes if their hunger for sugar is not fulfilled.  And so the world continues, ever on the Eve of the day of the most holy.  But the day of all saints will never reach us, and the terrors of the night will never be banished.  With a single wish, we have separated ourselves from God, and thrown ourselves our from under his protection, all in the name of fun, and candy.

I wish I had remembered to bring my laptop to school with me.
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Offline bluBubbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6160 on: November 05, 2018, 03:46:21 PM »
-Poof-
Granted but sadly the settings have been changed and everything is in what looks to be Dingbats and there is no way to reverse or translate it.

I wish I were a better artist

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6161 on: November 06, 2018, 02:43:33 AM »
Granted, but you can only draw bowler hats. They're gorgeous, near photo-realistic, bowler hats, but still just bowler hats.

I wish all my work would just poof...

Offline LilyOfTheGalley

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6162 on: November 10, 2018, 08:00:51 AM »
Granted, although unfortunately your paycheck also just poofs...

I wish I lived nearer to my gym.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6163 on: November 10, 2018, 01:23:52 PM »
Granted but there's also a McDonald's next to it so the calories balance out.

I wish I could go on a vacation.

Offline Strega

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6164 on: November 10, 2018, 04:13:54 PM »
Granted! But only with me~

I wish I was a world empress

Offline Zaphod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6165 on: November 10, 2018, 09:53:28 PM »
Granted but lonely is the head that wears the crown.

I want to sleep without waking up in the middle of the night.

Offline Strega

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6166 on: November 11, 2018, 02:35:41 AM »
Granted but you have to see the same nightmare every night

I wish for a house next to the sea

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6167 on: November 11, 2018, 03:46:29 AM »
Granted, you get front row seats to all tidal waves!

I wish I could paint with all the colours of the wind!

Offline Strega

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6168 on: November 11, 2018, 03:56:10 AM »
Granted, but all the colors are somehow toxic from the air pollution and cause you allergies

I wish I had my own crafting workshop

Offline Eros

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6169 on: November 11, 2018, 08:42:53 AM »
Granted, but anything crafted in the workshop breaks instantly moments after creation.

I wish that I had a good singing voice.

Offline Strega

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6170 on: November 11, 2018, 08:47:49 AM »
Granted, but everytime you sing, an earthquake hits the area

I wish I had learnt Russian when I had the chance

Offline Zaphod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6171 on: November 11, 2018, 08:49:48 AM »
Granted but now you're in a Siberian gulag.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Offline Undeniable Sin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6172 on: November 11, 2018, 09:05:18 AM »
Granted but now everyone closest to you has the flu, meaning it's coming for you next

I wish all my cleaning was done

Offline Strega

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6173 on: November 11, 2018, 09:07:59 AM »
Granted but your iron weighs 3 times its original weight!

I wish it was not Monday tomorrow

Offline Zaphod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6174 on: November 11, 2018, 11:14:37 AM »
Granted, but every day after that will be a Monday. 

I wish I could adopt a cute puppy.