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Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #600 on: February 17, 2012, 06:37:48 AM »
Granted, you are even more tired now

I wish there'd be even more cuddles around here

Offline Delirium

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #601 on: February 17, 2012, 08:47:47 AM »
Granted - you are suddenly surrounded by cuddle-deprived tentacle creatures!

I wish I understood Thermodynamics @_@

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #602 on: February 17, 2012, 09:19:07 AM »
Granted, you die in your mass acceleration experiments, but your data leads to a new superweapon that destoys thousends of lives

I wish for a hot girl jumping out of the birthday cake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #603 on: February 17, 2012, 12:40:06 PM »
Granted: The hot girl its literally a girl in flames that dies not too soon after coming out of the cake.

I wish I had a new car!

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #604 on: February 17, 2012, 12:47:03 PM »
Granted *gives car from one of these Race track toy*

I wish I had money

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #605 on: February 17, 2012, 01:07:47 PM »
Granted: Play money amounting to two million monopoly dollars.

I wish it would rain.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #606 on: February 17, 2012, 01:10:31 PM »
Granted. It rains...fire!

Wish i had a fireproof umbrella

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #607 on: February 17, 2012, 01:34:09 PM »
Granted: You now have a fireproof umbrella in the middle of a vicious hale storm.

I wish I'm invincible.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #608 on: February 17, 2012, 01:43:20 PM »
Granted but you die in one second of old age

I wish for cake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #609 on: February 17, 2012, 01:58:24 PM »
Granted: Mud cake. Enjoy!

I wish I'm Queen.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #610 on: February 17, 2012, 02:32:55 PM »
Granted, you are married to some fat old stinking bastard who coincedential is also King and will force you to sleep with him.

I wish to have a magic armor that changes colours

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #611 on: February 17, 2012, 02:36:30 PM »
Granted: You are hereby declared a Knight. Rise, Sir Rainbow Brite!

I wish I could grant everyone's wish.

Offline Delirium

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #612 on: February 17, 2012, 03:41:09 PM »
Granted.  Have fun being trapped in a genie lamp the rest of your life.

I wish my partners were online.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #613 on: February 17, 2012, 03:43:00 PM »
Granted- but you just lost internet connection for the rest of the day

I wish I had more to do

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #614 on: February 17, 2012, 03:43:54 PM »
Granted, build me pyramid

I wish for an harem

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #615 on: February 17, 2012, 03:45:35 PM »
Granted: Kaching! Enjoy the 7 dwarves belly dancing just for you!

I wish I could sit on a cloud.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #616 on: February 17, 2012, 03:48:08 PM »
granted, however it rains and as such the cloud is slowly vanishing.

I wish I didn't have to be so mean

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #617 on: February 17, 2012, 03:54:10 PM »
Granted: You are so kind and declared a martyr, got hung on a cross and stoned to death by the mean hecklers.

I wish Joan Rivers would shut up already.

Offline Mister Grimm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #618 on: February 17, 2012, 03:59:55 PM »
Granted, but she was murdered and you are the prime suspect. Have fun outrunning the cops.


I wish I had something sweet. >:



Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #619 on: February 17, 2012, 04:03:09 PM »
Granted, you got a sweet little doggy, that pisses on your shoes

Wish i hat something hot

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #620 on: February 17, 2012, 04:06:31 PM »
Granted: You now have a Victoria Secret model putty in your hands. Too bad you got her after she just lost her contract and ballooned to 300 pounds.

I wish I can predict how the next person will corrupt my wish!

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #621 on: February 17, 2012, 04:09:03 PM »
Granted, but as it's already happened you created a paradoxon destroying the universe, nice done...that's were i kept all my stuff

I wish  i could get that damn disney song out of my head

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #622 on: February 17, 2012, 04:11:10 PM »
Granted: "Off with your head!", the Queen bellowed.

I wish there's more than 24 hours in one day.

Offline Galanthor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #623 on: February 17, 2012, 04:13:05 PM »
granted, however you must work 47 hours of your 46 hours day now

I wish everyone would smile

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #624 on: February 17, 2012, 04:16:43 PM »
Granted: Even your boss was smiling when he fired you.

I wish for a steaming cup of mocha coffee, double shot, non-fat milk, no cream.