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Offline Eikichi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5850 on: February 13, 2018, 08:25:56 AM »
Granted, but now you are only awake for 1 hour of the day.

I wish it was easier to write.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5851 on: February 13, 2018, 10:02:30 AM »
Granted but, unfortunately you can only write a long forgotten language that nobody understands.

I wish I had a flying car.

Offline Anesa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5852 on: February 13, 2018, 10:35:36 AM »
Granted, but each time the car takes flight, the theme song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang blares through the car's audio system and you can never get the tune out of your head!



 :P

I wish Prince Charming would come along and take me away.



Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5853 on: February 13, 2018, 10:39:01 AM »
Granted, but each time the car takes flight, the theme song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang blares through the car's audio system and you can never get the tune out of your head!

I actually love that song would probably sing along with it.

OT: Granted, but he Detective Prince Charming and is arresting you for murder.

I wish I had the ability to get instant hugs whenever I wanted.

Offline Anesa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5854 on: February 13, 2018, 08:31:00 PM »
Granted, but this bear hug will sadly be your last.




I wish I was relaxing on a sandy white beach with a margarita in my hand.



Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5855 on: February 17, 2018, 07:11:02 PM »
Granted, you've been transported to the beaches of Titan...

I wish I had everything

Offline Quick Ben

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5856 on: February 18, 2018, 12:24:51 PM »
Granted, everything suddenly fills your closet spaces and explodes outwards in a fatal flow of avarice spelling out your DOOM!

I wish I had a turtle.


Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5857 on: February 18, 2018, 09:53:36 PM »
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a Leatherback Sea Turtle weighing in at nearly 1,000lbs; an animal that needs small animals (usually jellyfish to survive). An expensive pet if I do say so myself...

I wish I had someone who could alphabetize the nearly 10 new movies into my 6 CD holders so I don't have to.

Offline William Blake

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5858 on: February 19, 2018, 02:43:08 AM »
A kindly burglar alphabetizes your new movies while absconding with your more valuable personal items.

I wish I could type at the speed I usually do but with perfect accuracy.

Offline Azrialdarklight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5859 on: February 27, 2018, 01:41:30 PM »
Granted, but now you speak with the inaccuracy you used to type with

I wish for world peace

Offline Endorphin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5860 on: February 27, 2018, 10:54:07 PM »
Granted, a superior deity-like alien race subdues the entire population with a planet-wide sedative, which brings about an environment of world peace at the cost of independent thought and action.

I wish I could move like Magic Mike!

Online Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5861 on: February 27, 2018, 11:12:42 PM »
Granted, sadly you've been transferred to an alternate world where all women like fat men.

I wish I could live in medieval times.

Offline Azrialdarklight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5862 on: February 28, 2018, 10:08:12 AM »
Granted. unfortunately, in this timeline you are a knight who's eaten by a dragon

I wish for a new set of paints.

Online Dark Rez

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5863 on: February 28, 2018, 04:31:17 PM »
Granted, only these paints are able to be washed away by the rain.

I wish for Nikki Minaj to be my girlfriend.

Online Jennifer swallows

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5864 on: April 02, 2018, 05:14:44 PM »
She only ever speaks to you in a singing/rapping fashion, and not every thing she say's would make a hit song.

I wish my every fantasy (of my choosing) could become real for at least 3 hours a day.

Offline sensual pen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5865 on: April 02, 2018, 05:51:04 PM »
But it never ever stops-endless screaming maddening fantasy that turns into the harsh routines of reality.

I wish my erotic wishes came true.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5866 on: April 18, 2018, 08:47:52 PM »
Granted, but you get only one and it's with the wrong person, so it's not very enjoyable.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5867 on: April 25, 2018, 04:37:23 AM »
Granted, but because English is a muddy language, your wealth becomes independent of you and runs away.

I wish independence came with free cookies, internet, and International No Pants Day for all.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5868 on: April 26, 2018, 08:44:40 PM »
Granted, but the cookies are burnt and barely edible, the internet is dial up slow and no one is wearing pants, but they are required to granny panties and shorts. 

I wish I didn't ever have to sleep

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5869 on: April 28, 2018, 07:54:25 PM »
Granted, but the longer you go without sleep, the delusions start to feel more and more real until you find yourself climbing a tree in your undergarments trying to swat away a dragon who is trying to steal your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I wish for the greatest adventures during my vacation.

Offline Zulma

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5870 on: April 30, 2018, 02:55:12 PM »
Granted, but your vacation will only last 24 hours.

I wish I owned and played for the most beautiful harp.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5871 on: April 30, 2018, 11:28:53 PM »
Granted, you own the most magnificent and ornate harp in the world and yeah, you can play it... but you can't play it well. Nor is anyone around to teach you how play it correctly.

I wish I could live in the loveliest castle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5872 on: May 01, 2018, 04:20:26 AM »
Granted, you live with the Trumps.

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5873 on: May 02, 2018, 03:22:43 PM »
Granted, but you get no more wishes.

I wish it wasn't this hot for May.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5874 on: May 02, 2018, 05:41:39 PM »
Granted, however, we'll push the mercury up 10 more degrees (F) just for you. :-)

I wish I could try out for and win a place on a cooking show.