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Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5825 on: January 28, 2018, 07:45:40 PM »
Granted.. it's the same weather, every day, all day and all night.  A light drizzy rain with grey skies.  Never changes.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.

Offline Ziether

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5826 on: January 29, 2018, 07:49:32 AM »
*wiggles his nose*

Your wish is my command...but you've come to realize it wasn't actually Sunday when you wished it, and that you've missed Monday entirely. You're going to have to work extra to make up for it.


I wish I had time to listen to more music.

Offline William Blake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5827 on: January 29, 2018, 10:21:06 AM »
Congratulations! Due to your recent firing, you have all day to listen to music while searching for a new job.

I wish I had less paperwork.

Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5828 on: January 29, 2018, 06:07:22 PM »
Congratulations, all your important paperwork has been shredded. Hope it wasn't too important!

I wish I would stop losing the charms on my bracelet.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5829 on: January 29, 2018, 07:04:59 PM »
Granted.. all the charms have been returned to your bracelet. Unfortunately it turns out they are all stolen and you are now in jail.  Thief!

I wish I never had to sleep

Offline Endorphin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5830 on: February 02, 2018, 04:31:09 AM »
Granted! But pretty soon, the insomnia takes effect and leaves you frustrated and so mentally fragile that you wind up in an asylum.

I wish for a dance with Merry Gentry's avi, please.

Offline William Blake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5831 on: February 02, 2018, 07:58:27 AM »
Granted; unfortunately, it turns out that, lovely though she is, she is both socially awkward and a clumsy dancer, leaving you both bruised and uncomfortable. Sad.

I wish I could slow down time.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5832 on: February 03, 2018, 02:37:22 PM »
Granted! You slow down time for everyone around you, causing you to age at a faster rate than anybody else.

Offline William Blake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5833 on: February 03, 2018, 02:39:59 PM »
Neglecting to have made a wish, you have now revealed to the wish-granter that they are not bound to provide them. No wishes for anyone. Boo.

I wish to have wishes back.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5834 on: February 03, 2018, 02:53:27 PM »
Granted but they are all corrupted.

I wish for a pizza.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5835 on: February 03, 2018, 02:59:02 PM »
Whoops  ;D

Granted! A pizza has been delivered to your old address.

I wish the weekend was longer.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5836 on: February 03, 2018, 03:47:14 PM »
Granted, you now have 3 days! But you still have to work because you can't get everything done in the shorter week.

I wish for a wallet that magically refills itself with $50 notes every time I open it.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5837 on: February 03, 2018, 03:56:29 PM »
Granted, but it is monopoly money.

I wish I had a working xbox.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5838 on: February 04, 2018, 03:10:11 AM »
Granted. Shame about the screen.

I wish I could read peoples' thoughts.

Offline oneiricprion

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5839 on: February 04, 2018, 03:15:01 AM »
Granted.

You can hear people's thoughts. All the time. While you're awake, while you're asleep, they're always talking to you.

I wish for the Patriots to lose this sportsball game today.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5840 on: February 04, 2018, 03:36:31 AM »
Granted. Just before kick-off, a T-800 arrives from the future and eliminates all of the Patriots star players before continuing with his mission to seek and destroy Sarah Connor, John Connor and all related characters. The Patriots are forced to play nonetheless... and lose badly... but this sets in motion a chain of events that leads to a disastrous future which infringes on all copyright and is terribly reminiscent of an awesome movie franchise. But the Patriots still lose!

I wish for a well-behaved pet monkey, dammit.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5841 on: February 04, 2018, 09:15:41 AM »
Granted, you have one stuffed pet monkey.

I wish that there was more love in the world.

Offline Pdriggy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5842 on: February 05, 2018, 08:55:48 AM »
Granted, Everyone experiences great love.....except you.

I wish my lawn would be trimmed monthly.

Offline William Blake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5843 on: February 05, 2018, 04:29:42 PM »
Granted. Monthly, you are now compelled to trim your lawn, whatever else you were doing or wanted to do.

I wish I could do two entirely separate things at one time.

Offline Boatman

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5844 on: February 09, 2018, 04:24:57 PM »
you are granted a split personality, for the jealousy between you, I suggest counselling...

I wish I could tweak my DNA so I lived long and prospered

Offline William Blake

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5845 on: February 11, 2018, 04:59:38 PM »
Oh, but the things you screw up when you do...!

I wish I were more organized.

Offline Eikichi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5846 on: February 11, 2018, 05:36:44 PM »
Granted. However you can never remember where exactly you placed anything. To the outside world you're the most organized person, but you are slowly going mad at your inability to remember where anything is.

I wish I'd stop losing my keys.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5847 on: February 11, 2018, 07:31:09 PM »
Granted but now you can never find the things your keys go to.

I wish I was a master chef.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5848 on: February 13, 2018, 01:23:33 AM »
granted but you can only make squid.

I wish I could get more sleep

Offline Eikichi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5849 on: February 13, 2018, 08:25:56 AM »
Granted, but now you are only awake for 1 hour of the day.

I wish it was easier to write.