Granted! Now, you have the new and improved.. ACME patented.. Midas Touch 3000! Push a few bottons and the gold coins come flying out.
There is just one little catch. No more cheekiness. Using this device, it's all about Karma, baby! No tricks, no cheek, no bratty behavior.. and most certainly.. NO ANTS! In fact, the machine scans your DNA and makes the necessary 'adjustments'.. to avoid any lawsuits that may later rise. You were a tough nut to crack.. so you are no longer able to speak. That naughty way you have of spouting out those naughty little thoughts.. nope, no longer possible. You can only sing. Opera. In Italian. *grabs his earplugs*
I wish I were a master pianist.