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Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #550 on: January 30, 2012, 12:04:44 AM »
Granted. You have a lot more time, because everything around you moves in extreme slow-motion, and there's no way you can return it to normal. Muahahahahaha... >:)

I wish I didn't need to learn to crawl before I learned to walk.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #551 on: January 30, 2012, 01:36:02 AM »
Granted. You never crawled, and your body is weakened greatly for you never used those muscles. You can stand, walk, but your arms are to weak to hold anything, including a pencil. You are in a ward for useless space. :P

I wish I wasn't in so much pain.

Offline Jalynn6

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #552 on: January 30, 2012, 02:05:21 AM »
Granted. but the pain you once felt is now inflicted on the smallest child closest to you at all times.

I wish I could unlock my brain, and with it the secrets of the universe.

Offline badsam

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #553 on: January 30, 2012, 02:23:21 AM »
Granted, but there are too many secretes out there for you to hold... what a headache ;)

I wish I know what to do

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #554 on: January 30, 2012, 02:25:09 AM »
Granted, you may now begin massaging my feet! *wiggles toes at*

I wish I had someone to massage my shoulders in the mean time and maybe another to bring me smoothies!

Offline Jalynn6

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #555 on: January 30, 2012, 02:41:07 AM »
Granted but their hands are freezing and slimy and scaly!

I wish I could spend a day in a different time period of my choosing, switching at the end of each day for a year.  Then going back home unharmed no matter what happened in these time periods.

Offline badsam

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #556 on: January 30, 2012, 03:25:31 AM »
Granted, but your friends in this time fells quite lonely without you... you have lost quite few friends...
I wish I have a girl to play with, doing freely all the think I've in mind

Offline Jalynn6

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #557 on: January 30, 2012, 03:36:12 AM »
Granted! But will you like me?

I wish I had a game on here that was very active right now!

Offline Lilian

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #558 on: January 30, 2012, 03:42:31 AM »
Granted, but the game is full of bunnyhopping aimbotters who are using exploits you constantly get banned for.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #559 on: February 01, 2012, 05:57:26 AM »
Granted. You call all of your friends, family, and close acquaintances and throw a massive party. The cops get called and you all get arrested and put in adjoining cells in prison.

I wish there was no winter, only spring, summer, and autumn.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2012, 06:05:46 AM by Adammair »

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #560 on: February 01, 2012, 06:48:49 AM »
Granted. Thanks to your wish, no new babies are born, hatched, or alive, all generations die out, and YOU are to blame.

I wish to finish all my posting today.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #561 on: February 01, 2012, 06:56:01 AM »
Granted, and then you get bored

I wish I can drive on ice safely this afternoon

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #562 on: February 01, 2012, 07:28:35 AM »
Granted. You drive on ice perfectly. Park your vehicle, get out and immediately fall on your caboose.  :o

I wish I was a living camera.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #563 on: February 01, 2012, 07:47:19 AM »
Granted, and you are used to record some awful TV show you don't like

I wish I get some replays to my games today

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #564 on: February 01, 2012, 07:57:53 AM »
Granted, but they are to the wrong threads and you are totally confused.

I wish it would quit raining.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #565 on: February 01, 2012, 08:04:21 AM »
and here comes the snow

I wish I was stronger

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #566 on: February 01, 2012, 08:18:52 AM »
Granted. You are strong in body odor and every one flees.

I wish I could go to Australia to visit a friend.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #567 on: February 01, 2012, 09:51:55 AM »
Granted, but you take the wrong plane and land on the other side of the continent, you can either rent a car o walk your way, in both cases you are going to see a lot of desert next few days

I wish I hadn't to wait to 10PM to go home

Offline Chantal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #568 on: February 01, 2012, 12:49:46 PM »
Granted! You are called by police to hurry home cause someone has broke into and doesn't look like a normal person!

I wish I could fly.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #569 on: February 01, 2012, 03:30:02 PM »
Granted, you are now a mosquito

I wish I was a fly on the wall

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #570 on: February 01, 2012, 03:37:25 PM »
Granted, you're now a common housefly, stuck to the wallpaper of possibly the world's most boring household.

I wish I could run really fast.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #571 on: February 01, 2012, 03:45:15 PM »
Granted. You run so fast you don't see the trap I laid out for you.

I wish rabbits were cuddly. ;)

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #572 on: February 01, 2012, 04:01:32 PM »
Grantud. They are now - annoyingly so, always rubbing up against your legs, always in the way, no more badass.. grass.. nibbling,.. uhm.

I wish for the skies to be of the most badass color of all, hydrogen pink.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #573 on: February 01, 2012, 08:27:15 PM »
Granted. The skies are now hydrogen pink, because...you guessed it, the air is now comprised almost entirely of hydrogen, making it impossible for humans to breathe, and we all die. Thanks, Shiny. ;D

I wish that the next person wins the lottery, and remembers that it was me who wished for it, and gives me a fair share, in cash, so I don't have to claim it on my taxes. XD

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #574 on: February 02, 2012, 05:27:41 AM »
Granted. Though, you faint from seeing all the pennies that must be rolled, I steal them back...laughing all the way to the bank which has one of those nifty green machines that roll the pennies while you wait. :P

I wish I could win the lottery.   ;D