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Offline Irisa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5275 on: August 11, 2016, 11:58:53 AM »
Granted!  You are now addicted to playing with your own nipples.  Unfortunately, it makes you late for everything.

I wish for an extra day in the weekend.

Offline Kia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5276 on: August 13, 2016, 12:06:15 PM »
Granted! You now have a three day weekend but there are no longer federal holidays or sick leave.

I wish my house cleaned itself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5277 on: August 15, 2016, 08:57:39 PM »
Granted!  Your house cleans itself every night, while you sleep.  The only problem is that it rearranges the furniture and kitchen all the time.  You never know where anything is.

I wish I could speak to animals like Dr. Doolittle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5278 on: August 17, 2016, 11:38:52 AM »

Granted! Such an enlightening experience. Now if only mankind understood you when you talked.

I wish my hair (it's now past my ass) could brush it's damn self! Please.  O:)

Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5279 on: August 17, 2016, 06:57:06 PM »
Granted, your hair brushes itself into knots and refuses to brush the way you want it to or styles.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Irisa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5280 on: August 18, 2016, 08:15:37 PM »
Granted, but you should probably worry about the landing.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish!

Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5281 on: August 18, 2016, 08:25:32 PM »
Granted, you will make a great dish.

I wish I could know the fate of the world.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5282 on: August 22, 2016, 01:14:56 PM »
Granted.....but you can't change a thing.

I wish I was a rock star

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5283 on: August 22, 2016, 01:31:12 PM »

Bippity, boppity, booo... I grant a wish for you!

You are a rock star. Your name in headlines, almost all know your name and face. If only you could stay out of rehab and jail long enough to win the hearts, and have even one adoring fan. You're a rock star, this is true, just not a memorable one since no one cares for you.

          (( I am so sorry, fantasygirl90 :(   ))


I wish for a gallant stallion!



Offline Trevino

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5284 on: August 23, 2016, 05:59:18 PM »
Yep, wish granted. You have been transformed accordingly into one.

I wish for a better computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5285 on: August 29, 2016, 04:11:09 AM »
Granted. It is a better computer by one clock cycle. Cheers.

I wish for eternal monsoon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5286 on: August 29, 2016, 08:09:47 AM »
Granted, you have been teleported to a planet where it is a regular feature, and have been drowned in said monsoon.

I wish upon a star, that I could live among them.

Offline Kia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5287 on: August 29, 2016, 02:28:01 PM »
Granted. You live among the stars. Too bad they are all in the dying nova stage. Watch out for blasts and black holes!


I wish for a free gourmet dinner
 


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5288 on: August 29, 2016, 11:53:17 PM »
Granted. The dinner is unfortunately served by severely unattractive waiters and you lose your appetite.

I wish all waiters took basic grooming classes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5289 on: August 30, 2016, 07:18:45 AM »
Granted. They now groom dogs but the smell of wet dogs is almost suffocating.

I wish I was a cat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5290 on: August 30, 2016, 11:58:53 AM »
Granted. You want to go outside, don't you? Sorry, your people aren't here to let you out. Looks like you'll have to play another boring round of Clear The Shelf.

I wish I was upgraded to first class for free every time I flew.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5291 on: August 31, 2016, 06:40:34 AM »
Granted, unfortunately you have to fly Uzbekistan Airlines, and you have to sit next to the pilot's goat every flight.

I wish I had a freezer full of food again

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5292 on: August 31, 2016, 10:24:31 AM »
Granted. But the food is uncooked. You don't have a stove, do you?

I wish everyone in this world a week full of good conversation.

Offline Oversight

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« Reply #5293 on: August 31, 2016, 09:08:45 PM »
Granted. The conversation is good, but the topic is Trump and Hillary parody porn, which you'll have to witness to be able to discuss.

I wish I had a day to spend with a litter of puppies.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5294 on: August 31, 2016, 09:46:53 PM »

Granted.

For an entire day you get to be around a litter of puppies! After all, you're a mad scientist, and the things you are doing to those sweet and defenseless gentle beasts... I won't even describe. At least they escape your horrific 'treatments' because by night fall, the cops are dragging you away. :D


I wish for some good old fashioned moonshine.


Offline Irisa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5295 on: September 01, 2016, 09:44:34 PM »
Granted!  You now have tons of moonshine, but it's so bright it keeps you awake at night.

I wish I could teleport.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5296 on: September 11, 2016, 12:12:50 PM »
Granted. You teleport into yourself and cause the universe to implode.

I wish for a teleportation machine with no such technical fuck ups.

Offline Irisa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5297 on: September 11, 2016, 09:23:22 PM »
Grated.  You can teleport anywhere, but you have no control over the "when".  Dinosaurs!!!!!

I want a TARDIS and a sexy traveling companion. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5298 on: September 12, 2016, 01:19:43 PM »
The wish machine has a hiccup and the words come through out of order. You get a very sexy TARDIS and an ordinary traveling companion.

I wish a restful night's sleep to all who walk the face of the earth this night.

Offline Haru329

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5299 on: September 24, 2016, 11:59:15 AM »
Granted. Everyone falls asleep as soon as night falls. Wrecks and other mishaps abound.

I wish it would never snow again.