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Offline whimsy

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5225 on: June 17, 2016, 06:37:49 PM »
granted, but now you have to watch out for things like falling pianos and tunnels that are actually paintings that only look like tunnels.

i wish i could communicate with animals

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5226 on: June 17, 2016, 07:42:10 PM »
Granted. You can communicate with animals. Animals don't like what you have to say though so they decide to ignore you.

I wish that I knew what romance could really be like.

Offline dhalim

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5227 on: June 19, 2016, 01:32:10 PM »
Granted, but the relationship turns abusive and in your bid to keep romance alive, you stay with your abuser for years, unwittingly isolating yourself from friends and family until you feel like leaving them would end your world. (wow- sorry- that was super dark O_o )

I wish I could turn visible and invisible at will

Offline dblkrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5228 on: June 19, 2016, 01:45:18 PM »
Granted but each time you do you change color.

I wish I had a Jaguar XJ.

Offline dhalim

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5229 on: June 19, 2016, 02:02:33 PM »
Granted, but it pins you to your mailbox (RIP)

I wish I could live forever

Offline dblkrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5230 on: June 19, 2016, 02:04:07 PM »
Granted but the worlds ends tomorrow and your the only one left alive.

I wish to wake up with three woman in my bed.

Offline Stone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5231 on: June 19, 2016, 02:08:40 PM »
Fine. You wake up with three women in your bed. A blonde, a brunette, a redhead. They offer you a choice: a. tea, b. coffee, or c. sex.

You pick, c. sex.

The tea would have you given you immortality.  O8)

I wish sex also granted immortality in such a scenario.

Offline dhalim

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5232 on: June 19, 2016, 02:27:32 PM »
@dblkrose Granted, but they're dead and you've been set up for their murder

@Stone- Granted, but you only have immortality if you abstain from sex

I wish I had 4 cats

Offline dblkrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5233 on: June 19, 2016, 02:28:56 PM »
Sure a puma, tiger, lion, and cheetah... and they are all looking at you hungrily.

I wish I had my own tropical paradise.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5234 on: June 19, 2016, 05:05:27 PM »
Granted. You have your own tropical paradise. You are not allowed to go to it though, since you have won a one way ticket to jail. Whatever you have done has made your country take away your visa and or your ability to travel to your tropical paradise even after you get out.

I wish I had my spirit back.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5235 on: June 19, 2016, 08:02:45 PM »
Bippity Boppity Boo. Your spirit is back, now say thank you.

I wish every time I got kicked in the groin, my member would grow half an inch longer.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5236 on: June 19, 2016, 08:26:32 PM »
Granted. Sadly you were kicked so many times in the member that it grew so large, that women, men, transgender people, homosexual, heterosexuals, bisexuals, dogs and cats wanted a piece of it. I wish people didn't look down on me.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5237 on: June 19, 2016, 08:34:49 PM »
Oh my.. that sounds so bad.

Granted, people now look up to you. You're a ten foot tall giant and people hail you as a God among men. However, you die at a young age due to an overactive pituitary caused by hyperplasia.

I wish that when I sneezed, I felt a soothing warmth course through my body.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5238 on: June 20, 2016, 02:21:05 PM »
Granted! That might just be you wetting yourself though... I'm not sure. You might want to get that checked out by a professional.

I wish that I had a wonderful way to remember things that made it so it would be impossible to ever forget what was important to me ever again.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5239 on: June 20, 2016, 05:14:20 PM »
Where were you on my other wish? Lol

Granted, however because everything is so perfectly organized and you forget less things, you start to care about things less and less until there is nothing to remember because you simply couldn't care less about anything.

I wish my perception of time would go by quicker at work and slower when not at work, instead of the other way around.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5240 on: June 21, 2016, 01:56:42 AM »
Granted, but now you don't have time to finish any of your projects and, ah, your position is quickly terminated. Sorry!

I wish I could kill flies simply by staring at them really hard

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5241 on: June 21, 2016, 05:04:57 AM »
Wish granted. You kill all the flies, leaving spiders with no food. Spiders evolve to eat humans. You monster.

I wish I was the monster who could.

Offline klugario

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5242 on: June 24, 2016, 12:46:14 PM »
Wish granted, you are the monster who can only live in the sun away from all your friends.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5243 on: June 25, 2016, 12:21:41 AM »
Granted , but - sadly  .... each wish is doomed to go terribly wrong.   ( Didn't you read the thread ?  :D  )

I wish, that my wish .. wouldn't go bad.

Offline whimsy

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5244 on: June 30, 2016, 12:19:23 AM »
granted, but now you've confused the algorithm; instead of not being able to make your wish go bad, it now makes everything around you go bad instead. you spread evil and mayhem wherever you go and now you can't stop it WAY TO GO

i wish i was had more self-discipline

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5245 on: July 01, 2016, 01:36:03 AM »
Granted, now you're a master of discipline. So wise are you to the ways of discipline that you no longer seek anything outside of knowledge, knowing everything else is pointless. Fun is just an illusion to confuse your mind that death is imminent. With knowledge, you will know all and knowing is half the battle. Years pass and you are wise, though you never wanted to do anything and you lost your job, your family and friends, and your life, dying alone as a hermit.

I wish it was August 9, 2016 and that I can spend the entire day playing No Man's Sky.

(Sorry for the long response, Whimsy.)

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5246 on: July 02, 2016, 08:16:34 PM »
Granted, however instead of spending the entire day playing the game, you spend an eternity playing it, as those around you cease to exist. I wish people didn't fear death.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5247 on: July 03, 2016, 11:12:29 PM »
Hey thanks, I appreciate being able to spend all my time on my game. Screw other people and human connection, I never liked anyone anyways! xD

Granted, no one fears death. Instead, they fear life and the living. Desperately seeking out ways to make it all end and achieve Nirvana through death. You've extinct the human race. Slow clap

I wish I was a real boy. No strings on me.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5248 on: July 04, 2016, 10:23:56 AM »
See, light and darkness can coexist together.  Granted. You are a real boy with working parts and all. Now you can feel pain, anger, sadness, despair. You can bleed to death and most of all you fear death. On a lighter note, you do have a woman who loves you unconditionally. I wish people could see the world through my eyes, so that they could understand me a little more.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5249 on: July 07, 2016, 04:04:54 PM »
Wish literally granted. Your eyes have been surgically removed so someone is now looking at the world through your eyes, and they now understand exactly how you saw the world in a literal sense.

I wish that at least one of the authors I'm currently reading through would come out with the next book in their series.