Granted. You have a magnificent warm tea in a gorgeous elegantly designed cup. However it is a new flavor that no matter how much sugar or cream you decide to add, never tastes appetizing. As soon as you try to taste it as well, it spills all over your person. Staining your clothing and making you permanently smell most unpleasant to those around you although you cannot smell it yourself.
I wish that I could have a tea that had a purple flame in it after you brewed it that was drinkable but not poisonous to me, that I could drink whenever I wanted.