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Offline CottonKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5125 on: May 27, 2016, 08:16:38 AM »
Granted except that now everything you touch breaks.
I wish that I spoke a language in addition to English.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5126 on: May 27, 2016, 11:10:37 AM »
Granted, you now speak the language of plants. Sadly they make for poor conversationalists.

I wish I could fly

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5127 on: May 27, 2016, 11:13:47 AM »
Granted, but you have to wait in line three hours before you take off.

I wish it was already the first of June.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5128 on: May 27, 2016, 08:11:18 PM »
Granted but, it will never not be the first of June ever again. Your personal, inescapable 'Groundhog Day'.

I wish my sempai would notice me. :3

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5129 on: May 28, 2016, 02:07:55 AM »
Granted! He noticed you in bed with his lover.

I wish I could become my Avatar.

Offline A Big Unknown

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5130 on: May 28, 2016, 02:50:45 AM »
Granted, you are now ripped, but you are addicted to weight-lifting and soon try steroids which makes your heart slowly fail, you will now die 20 years earlier than you were supposed to.

I wish I could wear anything I want and always look great in it.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5131 on: May 28, 2016, 03:10:30 AM »
Pretty sure that has already been granted and if not it has now. unfortunately - or fortunately depending on your point of view- everyone is now in lust with you and follows you everywhere begging to be with you.

I wish I could type faster without making typos.

Offline A Big Unknown

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5132 on: May 28, 2016, 05:18:10 AM »
Granted, but you break every keyboard you start using in mere minutes and using a pen or a pencil causes the paper to combust.

I wish I could be immune to every disease, both known and unknown to mankind.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5133 on: May 28, 2016, 01:16:21 PM »
Granted but, the governments learn about your gift and steal you away to test on you in inhumane ways. Then, the machines take over and no one cares anymore. Everyone dies. The end.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5134 on: May 28, 2016, 01:31:31 PM »
Granted, but instead of humans being masters the Pokemon are and keep us in Pokeballs and make us do their fighting force them.

I wish I were a famous author.

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5135 on: May 28, 2016, 02:37:05 PM »
Granted, you're famous for writing awful books but people feel oddly compelled to buy your books. They loathe you each time you write a new book, you've caused more pain than happiness and at least two people have tried to kill you. One may succeed some day.

I wish the flavor of Juicy Fruit lasted longer.

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5136 on: May 28, 2016, 04:35:59 PM »
Granted. You discover that Juicy Fruit has new long lasting flavor! Even longer than before. Except, the flavor now never goes away. So you can never taste anything else ever again. They also added more addictive ingredients that make you dependent on Juicy Fruit to get through every day. You grow tired of eating, but can't stop chewing until your jaw is so sore and your body so neglected that you pass on to the next life.

I wish that I had a magical place to store and restore my inspiration.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5137 on: May 28, 2016, 10:15:21 PM »
Granted, but now every time you open or close it you lose a year off of your life as the magic feeds off your life force.

I wish I could read women's minds.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5138 on: May 29, 2016, 08:14:04 AM »
Best wish ever!  It's totally granted!! But you can only read the minds of women over 80.  That's an awesome demographic.  I think you'll learn a lot.

I wish I knew how Game of Thrones ends.

Offline The Trinket Drifter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5139 on: May 29, 2016, 08:21:11 AM »
Granted, but every time you learn how it ends your memory is erased and you're left with a addictive desire to watch it all again but it doesn't feel new anymore and you begin to hate it but can't stop watching.

I wish I had the power to bring fictional characters to life.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5140 on: May 29, 2016, 08:29:51 AM »
Granted, but you can only bring back the worst of villains.  And - Oh my god! They're after You!!!  RUN!!!!!!!!

I wish I could talk to the animals and understand their thoughts - like Dr. Doolittle.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5141 on: May 29, 2016, 08:31:16 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately you just brought Freddy Krueger to life. God help us all!

I wish I could survive without sleep.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5142 on: May 29, 2016, 08:35:41 AM »
Granted - but it's not a good idea because you totally ninja'd my post.  So, I'm only granting you this wish for 5 minutes - then it's off to bed with you mister.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5143 on: May 29, 2016, 08:44:04 AM »
My bad. To make it up to you I'll grant both your wishes. You can now talk to animal. Sadly you can no longer understand humans.  you also have unlimited wishes, but every time you make a wish you have to pay $1,000.

I wish I could be twenty-five again.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5144 on: May 29, 2016, 09:00:04 AM »
Ohhh yeah!  25 was fun.  Granted, but that was the year you had erectile dysfunction - right?  Too bad.  :-\

I wish there were 40 hours in a day so that I could get more stuff done.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5145 on: May 29, 2016, 09:03:45 AM »
Ouch! 

Granted, but since there are more hours in a day, people now have to work sixteen hours a day instead of eight.

I wish I could be a real life super hero.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5146 on: May 29, 2016, 09:18:53 AM »
Granted!  You now have the power to see into the past. 

I wish I could fly.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5147 on: May 29, 2016, 09:21:33 AM »
Granted you can now fly. Only problem is you now have no legs and so can't walk.

I wish I had went to college.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5148 on: May 29, 2016, 01:07:06 PM »
Granted. You went to college. That's about it, you went there. Nothing happened. You didn't get a degree. You did not make friends. You just, went there. It is on the College Campus security video feed and everything, but no one really knows why you went there. You even paid for it, but you don't really know what you paid for. Someone even wrote a book about this mysterious happening and profited more from your visit to the college than you did.

I wish that it was possible for me to dance in the rain under a bright Aurora Borealis.

Offline The Trinket Drifter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5149 on: May 29, 2016, 04:44:27 PM »
Granted, unfortunately this all happened during your acoma after being hit by a crashing hot air balloon.

I wish I knew kung-fu