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Offline StormAngelus

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5050 on: April 14, 2016, 09:46:06 AM »
Granted! You're successfully cloned - but he's about 1/3 your size and fits in most overhead storage compartments. ^_^

I wish I could get some sleep for a change!

Offline Semi Existent Dragon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5051 on: April 14, 2016, 10:23:53 AM »
Granted, but unfortunately you sleep through an important phone call.

I wish I were talller.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5052 on: April 14, 2016, 11:07:11 AM »
You are of course as tall as your genes will permit, so you spend all your money buying some new bigger ones, but they just shrink in the wash.

I have a hankering to become Merlin (the real one, who is probably lurking in some old people's home somewhere annoying the carers)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5053 on: April 14, 2016, 05:59:35 PM »
Granted. But Merlin is a cat now and he's been spade. And owened by a bunch of girls who like to dress him up and have tea parties. Have fun.

I wish I could turn into a dragon and fly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5054 on: April 14, 2016, 09:53:51 PM »
granted but you can only fly three feet and then you need 8 hours rest

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5055 on: April 14, 2016, 11:37:02 PM »
Granted.  You are inoculated against ever getting a cold.  But the formula was experimental and... oh, i'm so sorry, you are not a zombie crazing the brains of people. 

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5056 on: April 14, 2016, 11:44:51 PM »
granted but now your afraid of girls..That is ok right?

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5057 on: April 14, 2016, 11:52:16 PM »
Granted.  But  you are not Oxygen intolerant... so looks like you'll be passing gas with every breath.  Roll down the windows, still won't help.

I wish I have x-ray vision like Superman.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5058 on: April 14, 2016, 11:54:21 PM »
granted to bad everyone has lead undercloths around you

I wish I had longer hair

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5059 on: April 15, 2016, 12:01:39 AM »
Granted.  Except it's Gorgon hair, you have deadly venomous snakes in your long locks.  And since you aren't really a gorgon, they don't much like you.  Have fun playing with them.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5060 on: April 15, 2016, 12:04:13 AM »
granted...except you lose six inches every time you teleport so soon you will disappear.

I wish I could live on peanut butter alone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5061 on: April 16, 2016, 03:21:42 PM »
Granted, but then you start sprouting peanuts at the tips of your hair for as long as you eat peanut butter.

I wish I could play guitar.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5062 on: April 16, 2016, 05:09:00 PM »
The good news is you can now play guitar brilliantly. But, you are so ahead of your time, no one else can appreciate the soul of your performance. In frustration, you give up, only to find a mimic of your style makes the big time 5 years later.

I wish I could be sociable.



Offline Semi Existent Dragon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5063 on: April 16, 2016, 05:43:37 PM »
Granted, but you now spend so much time socializing that you never have time to yourself to finish a really good book.

I wish I had a more reliable work schedule.

Offline LordRod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5064 on: April 16, 2016, 08:33:24 PM »
Granted.  Now your work is always the same, every day for the rest of your life.  It is the same, every day, at every time, without fail.  The corruption of your wish is not a corruption but a granting.  You have work, and it is always every regular work day.  It is totally reliable.  You do not get sick.  Vacations have a way of not happening.  Attempts to make the company an aquisition fail.  The coworkers who you need to do your job never miss a day of work either.  You do not age.  It takes a few years to notice, but this seems like a benefit, but you are unable to retire.  Attempts at savings do not work.  Attempts to go to another job do not work.  Your work, as the years and centuries roll by, is exactly the same as it ever was.  Technologies change, and without reason, your work does not change.  Even languages change, and eventually your coworkers realize that you have condemned them to this hell, and even try to kill you.  Eventually the star goes out, and the earth is shattered, atomized in a super nova.  Except for a single solitary office, where the lights stay on, and the work gets done.

I wish for a pony! 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5065 on: May 05, 2016, 08:01:11 PM »
Granted, but the pony happened to have cancer and died in the next few years in great pain. (I know, I'm a cruel person, yadda-yadda :P)

I wish to have been born as a girl.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5066 on: May 07, 2016, 07:19:00 AM »
Granted, but you're flat-chested and you maintain your male personality so everyone still thinks your a guy

I wish for More Video Games of Undertale Quality

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5067 on: May 07, 2016, 09:02:46 AM »
Granted, but they are filled with bugs and the true endings require buying $60 worth of DLCs. (Wellp, I wouldn't mind that anyway, not much of a corruption :P)

I wish for a villa with a swimming pool.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5068 on: May 08, 2016, 11:29:21 AM »
Granted, but the taxes are enormous and you have to constantly drain and refill the pool every. sing. day.

I wish to be able to voice my thoughts more clearly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5069 on: May 08, 2016, 11:33:57 AM »
Granted.

You are able to voice your thoughts, mentally, but have no control over it. Your thoughts become something that everybody hears-- even the privet ones.

I wish I could be lost in a paradise.~

Offline Wajin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5070 on: May 08, 2016, 11:37:12 AM »
Granted, but you are now alone for eternity, enjoy.

I wish I was omni-competent

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5071 on: May 08, 2016, 02:31:44 PM »
Granted. You are now omni-competent. You are now forced to do everybody's work in your division. The company lays them off. They pay you the same salary they used to pay you. Enjoy.

I wish the Independence Day sequel turns out well.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5072 on: May 08, 2016, 07:06:48 PM »
Granted, but it's banned from theatrical release due to what is deemed inappropriate alien/human sex scenes, so you never get to see it.

I wish I had blue eyes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5073 on: May 09, 2016, 03:17:02 AM »
Granted, but you are blind.

I wish to have a better computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5074 on: May 09, 2016, 12:52:17 PM »
Granted. The computer is better than you. Your friends now prefer its company to your company. You are now friendless and computerless.

I wish post-workout soreness was a better barometer of potential progress than merely, "Hi, I am Muscle #44, and today I shall make myself known!"