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Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5025 on: April 09, 2016, 06:59:34 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately you can only fly in one direction.... down *snerks*

I wish I could write more

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5026 on: April 09, 2016, 07:00:24 PM »
Granted, but you're stuck writing in a language nobody understands anymore.

I wish I was the perfect lover. ;D

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5027 on: April 09, 2016, 07:01:46 PM »
(Oh god you've trapped me lmao)

You are, but nobody else can satisfy you!

I wish I was rich

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5028 on: April 09, 2016, 07:03:33 PM »
You are, but live in splendor and are unable to keep contact with the ones you love.

I wish I were blonde instead of redheaded. :D

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5029 on: April 09, 2016, 07:12:35 PM »
Poof you are, but you've still got all the other traits of a ginger (and why would you want that?!?!?)

I wish that I had a professional grade kitchen

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5030 on: April 09, 2016, 07:13:45 PM »
Granted, but all the instructions are written in Japanese! LOL

(I don't. Just wondering what your response would be. ;D )

I wish I could visit everyone I love and care about in dreams.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5031 on: April 09, 2016, 07:16:34 PM »
Granted, but you only have five seconds to spend with each of them

I wish someone would turn off my frigging Wii-U

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5032 on: April 09, 2016, 07:20:00 PM »
Five seconds is all I need!

Granted, but it won't turn on for anyone BUT the one who turned it off.

I wish I could get a massage!

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5033 on: April 09, 2016, 07:27:10 PM »
Granted, but you get it from and octopus

I wish I could breath under water

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5034 on: April 09, 2016, 07:28:47 PM »
Granted, but you develop gills on the sides of your neck, which might look a little... odd?

I wish I could sing!

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5035 on: April 09, 2016, 07:32:04 PM »
You can, unfortunately you're as talented as Kanye West

I wish I didn't hurt all the time

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5036 on: April 09, 2016, 07:32:59 PM »
Granted, but you never feel pain again... which is just... strange.

I wish I could teleport.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5037 on: April 09, 2016, 07:38:15 PM »
Granted, but the first time you try you end up teleporting into a super-max prison and then the power fizzles out

I wish I could play a musical instrument (if you say i can play the trouser tuba i will so kill you stormy!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5038 on: April 09, 2016, 07:44:16 PM »
(ROFL!!!!! You're getting to know me too well!)

Granted, but the only one you can play is the accordion, and it's always out of tune.

I wish I had a flower garden.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5039 on: April 09, 2016, 07:49:22 PM »
Granted!

You now have a garden full of Rafflesia. >.>

I wish I had an axolotl.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5040 on: April 09, 2016, 07:58:39 PM »
LOL! Granted, but it looks at you funny and turns weird colors, then farts at you every time you look at it.

I wish my skin was healthier.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5041 on: April 10, 2016, 01:35:07 AM »
Granted.
Your skin works out through the day and night,
becomes super fit and increasingly tight,
...which was quite pleasurable at first.

I wish to relieve all the suffering in the world. Not as a superhero, which would involve too much hassle dressing up for all the award ceremonies.
But, just anonymously, to put an end to it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5042 on: April 10, 2016, 01:19:35 PM »
Granted. Because of you there is no more suffering. However, Donald Trump claimts he is responsible for this miracle, and the next world war follows within months.

See what you did, you monster! O8)

I wiish they made a proper time travel movie this decade already.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5043 on: April 10, 2016, 01:22:42 PM »
Granted.  They film the most accurate time travel movie ever and it's is moving, expect it is real and they alter the time line so you are never born, your line never existed so the paradox of seeing this rips everything apart.

I wish I was on a warm beach enjoying the noon sun.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5044 on: April 10, 2016, 02:14:23 PM »
You indeed were on a warm beach enjoying the noon sun.
Until the female pirates came and did unspeakable things.
Which I won't mention, if you don't.

I wish I could live a simple but pleasant life as a Greek fisherman.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5045 on: April 12, 2016, 11:09:49 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately for you the pirates don't care how simple or pleasant your life is. By the time they leave you want to be anything but a Greek fisherman.

I wish I had been more productive today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5046 on: April 12, 2016, 11:23:27 AM »
You were more productive without realising it.
The microbes of your skin have just mutated into new flesh eating bugs and are reaching the critical mass needed to attack mankind.

Having recovered from the scars acquired whilst trying to enjoy a simple life as a Greek fisherman, I should now like try my hand as a lobster fisherman nearer to home.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5047 on: April 13, 2016, 07:48:26 AM »
Granted, sadly you're attempts at lobster fishing fail miserably as no one has ever found lobsters in a toilet.

I wish I could meet Nikola Tesla

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5048 on: April 13, 2016, 08:03:29 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately you did not stipulate how. So a zombie Tesla stands before you moaning for brains. I'd run if I were you.

I wish I was singing in the rain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5049 on: April 13, 2016, 08:53:34 AM »
You were singing in the rain, just before the lightning struck and left you speechless.
Quite shocking!

OK, having given up all hopes of whiling away the years as a fisherman, I now wish to be cloned, so I can at least keep myself company,