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Offline SMR Rein

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5000 on: April 05, 2016, 03:50:25 PM »
Your wish is granted. However, you can only dance the Carlton. Forever.

I wish for more things to do.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5001 on: April 05, 2016, 04:13:20 PM »
Granted, but you get so overwhelmed very quickly that you can't get anything done.

I wish I could get into more types of RPs...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5002 on: April 05, 2016, 04:36:02 PM »
You are afflicted with multiple personalities (MPD), which breed with one another, and the effect cascades until you are no longer able to keep up with yourselves.

I wish I could get around to writing the work I really want to write.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5003 on: April 05, 2016, 04:37:23 PM »
Wish granted! You are able to get around to the writing you want to do, but cannae find a muse with which to writee anything.

I wish for food. Non-disusting food. Of the edible kind. Preferrably food for a human.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5004 on: April 05, 2016, 04:47:20 PM »
You discover the food of human love, but become addicted and have to keep returning for more until you become so large you can no longer find yourself.

I wish I could control time so I could finish things in it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5005 on: April 05, 2016, 04:54:33 PM »
Wish granted. You can make time slow down for four seconds. Or you can stop it entirely for half a second. But afterward, you have to wait three days before you can use your powers again.

I wish for one thing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5006 on: April 05, 2016, 05:21:12 PM »
You get the one thing, but it's a box that you have to keep opening because there is a .01% chance that something will eventually show up.

I wish I could play an instrument.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5007 on: April 05, 2016, 05:27:59 PM »
You can play the trombone, but you can only play Jingle Bells.

I wish this box played a different tune every time I opened it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5008 on: April 05, 2016, 06:22:33 PM »
Wish granted.  Every time you open up the box it plays a different tune but the random tunes make dogs cry out, ears bleed, muscles vibrate uncontrollably or is a 'brown note'.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5009 on: April 05, 2016, 09:46:31 PM »
Granted, but then you get stuck in a heavy metal concert for the rest of your life!

I wish I had some wine right about now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5010 on: April 05, 2016, 10:46:43 PM »
Granted, but now whenever you speak, you have to dance.


I wish I could control time and space

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5011 on: April 05, 2016, 11:23:58 PM »
Ok.  *Hands Bandit a plastic cage with two hamsters in it*  This is Time and this is Space.  And this thing they are in is a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey stuff.  You can control them with your mind.  Good luck.

I wish I could be a famous movie director.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5012 on: April 06, 2016, 01:55:59 AM »
Granted, but you're famous for the b-rate movies that go straight to dvd. xD

I wish I could be prettier.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5013 on: April 06, 2016, 04:24:40 AM »
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And a whole race that beholds you, worships you as the prettiest being in the universe.
Unfortunately, you cannot stand them.
Such is life.

I wish I wasn't distracted so easily.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5014 on: April 06, 2016, 05:14:26 AM »
Granted. It's now impossible for you to do or think of anything outside of the single task you are doing in any given moment. Conversing with more than one person at a time is impossible since you are only able to focus on one person at a time and spontaneous, random ideas never come your way again.

I wish it wasn't such a grey day today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5015 on: April 06, 2016, 01:43:02 PM »
Granted, but now the clouds never come back and the darkness never comes - 24 hour sunshine. Yay.

I wish I were able to go on vacation.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5016 on: April 06, 2016, 03:29:15 PM »
Fortuitously or not, you become a travel rep going on everyone else's special vacation and find you develop an insatiable yearning for home sweet home.

I wish I could find Avalon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5017 on: April 07, 2016, 08:42:15 AM »
Granted!

You find Avalon, but it turns out to be some weird form of beauty product.

I wish I was at the beach.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5018 on: April 07, 2016, 08:55:03 AM »
Granted. You find yourself on a beach. A beautiful beach full of old, wrinkly men in Speedos walking around. And they all are whining for you to rub sun tan lotion on their geriatric skin.

I wish I could sleep, wonderful, restful sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5019 on: April 07, 2016, 02:15:28 PM »
Granted, but then you prefer to stay in the astral realm as opposed to reality, and never wake again.

I wish I could go anywhere I wanted with no concern for money or law.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5020 on: April 08, 2016, 04:44:31 PM »
The great news is that you can go wherever you want, irrespective of money or law, but you instantly forget the experience.
So, unfortunately, you keep going to the same place again and again thinking it is new.

I would love to own a powerful motorcycle once again and enjoy the freedom of the open road.
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« Reply #5021 on: April 08, 2016, 10:16:13 PM »
Done! But your motorcycle has no way to start it...so you may push it out on the open road as much as you like...




I wish I had a villa in Tuscany

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5022 on: April 09, 2016, 06:52:25 AM »
You receive notification that you are to inherit a splendid classical Tuscan villa from a relative you didn't know existed.

Excitedly, you fly in to view whilst your lawyers are working on the transfer deeds.

You are greeted on the threshold by a beautiful serving girl who, after feeding you a juicy grape, utters the Curse of the Vestals which comes with the property. Although the girl only speaks Latin, you somehow understand the meaning of her incantation,
"It is the will of Coelia Concordia that if the mistress of the house lies with another, she will be buried alive as those of millennia afore."
You try to put an urgent call through to your lawyers, but keep hitting the wrong numbers...

I really wish I had come up with a more jolly post.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5023 on: April 09, 2016, 06:57:34 PM »
You do, but it's in Sumerian and no one speaks it anymore.

I wish I could be in the next Star Wars movie

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5024 on: April 09, 2016, 06:58:15 PM »
Granted, but it's a bit part and they eventually cut it out in editing.

I wish I could fly.