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Offline Damnedangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2011, 05:32:21 PM »
Granted but it ends up getting rabies and bites you

I wish for a certain someone to use proper English with capitals etc in all the right places.

Offline TwilightfiredragonTopic starter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2011, 05:33:36 PM »
granted but then you end up being the one performing the acts of grammatical horrendousness

Offline TwilightfiredragonTopic starter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2011, 05:34:32 PM »
i wish for a hot dog

Offline Damnedangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2011, 05:36:24 PM »
Granted but your weiner gets bitten by the hot dog.
(This is your fault! You know I have a dirty mind >.<)

I wish I wasn't so dirty minded.

Offline TwilightfiredragonTopic starter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2011, 05:38:43 PM »
granted but then you end up succubus minded

(your fault for thinking of it)

i wish for my girlfriend to be here under the covers with me

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2011, 05:52:03 PM »
Granted, but she has chicken pox so you can't touch her.

I wish money grew on trees.

Offline Damnedangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2011, 05:53:23 PM »
Granted, but the money is all poisoned with SARs.

I wish I had a better phone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2011, 05:56:04 PM »
Granted, but you're now stuck with a shitty plan. (And that happens every day)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

Offline TwilightfiredragonTopic starter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2011, 06:00:22 PM »
granted you are now taller only thing is that you can no longer fit through any door and now your job is picking up old golfballs at the driving range.

i wish i had a engagement ring to give my gf:P

Offline Damnedangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2011, 06:02:24 PM »
Granted, but its an edible haribo ring that lasts all of 10 seconds on her finger :D

I wish I had a baseball bat.

Offline TwilightfiredragonTopic starter

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2011, 06:03:38 PM »
granted but the baseball bat is 5 inches long and has a vibrator attached so you can only play a certain type of ball

i wish it wasnt so easy to tease my cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2011, 06:07:23 PM »
Granted. Now your cat is a lion and teases you!


I wish I had a personal masseuse.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #62 on: October 11, 2011, 04:46:48 PM »
granted, but he's got carpal tunnel.

I wish my muse would give me a sign!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #63 on: October 11, 2011, 04:50:54 PM »
Granted, but some kid switched the writing around so that now it is funny but useless.

I wish my dinner was done right now!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #64 on: October 11, 2011, 10:51:01 PM »
It's done all right... well done... charred.

I wish I had a maid.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #65 on: October 11, 2011, 10:52:34 PM »
Granted but the "maid" turns out to be an old man in drag and doesn't wear panties so you get stuck looking at his hairy ugly junk every time he bends over.

Wishing there was more time in the day.

Offline James Moriarty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #66 on: October 11, 2011, 10:54:53 PM »
Granted, but now your work week is 197 hours long.

I wish I had a rock to wind a piece of string around.

Offline Damnedangel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2011, 12:45:48 PM »
Granted, but the rock is to sharp and cuts the string.

I wish I had 100 wishes :D

Offline TheSorrow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2011, 01:10:14 PM »
Granted, but each wish shortens your life by a year.

I wish I had fresh water.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2011, 01:55:52 PM »
Granted, fresh from a geiser.

I wish I had a brand new car.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2011, 01:57:18 PM »
Granted but there's no gas in it, the license is invalid, and it has stolen tags.

I wish I'd get a job that made me happy.

Offline TheSorrow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2011, 02:00:59 PM »
Granted, that pays you Minimum wage.

I wish I had coke.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #72 on: October 12, 2011, 02:26:43 PM »
Granted, but it comes with a polar bear.

I wish I had my own private island.

Offline TheSorrow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #73 on: October 12, 2011, 02:39:28 PM »
Granted but it comes filled with cannibals.

I wish I had a wooden stick.

Offline Deci

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #74 on: October 12, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »
Granted but it's crawling with black widows.

I wish I decided not to waste this wish.