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Offline CottonKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4975 on: March 29, 2016, 03:16:43 PM »
Granted! One house with 14 tiny bedrooms and no bathrooms or a kitchen. 

I wish my cats didn't shed hair all over.

Offline Lapine

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4976 on: March 29, 2016, 04:52:38 PM »
Your cats are now Sphinxes :)

I wish I had some fried chicken.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4977 on: March 29, 2016, 04:58:27 PM »
Everything you own is now fried chicken

I wish my phone would always be at full charge.

Offline CottonKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4978 on: March 29, 2016, 05:04:04 PM »
Your phone is fully charged all the time but now you can't dial out.

I wish I could meet Vincent Van Gogh

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4979 on: March 29, 2016, 06:43:02 PM »
You get to meet Van Gogh but you spend the entire time feeling as if your ears are being cut off.

I wish I was the Flash.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4980 on: March 29, 2016, 07:45:50 PM »
You are, but get arrested for indecent exposure when you open your trench coat

I wish I was taller

Offline CottonKitty

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« Reply #4981 on: March 30, 2016, 02:44:57 PM »
Look at you! You're so tall! But it's all in your legs and with a 115cm/45in inseam, good luck finding pants.

I wish I could grow houseplants.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4982 on: March 30, 2016, 02:52:55 PM »
Your house is now full of man eating plants like Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors.

I wish I had my long hair back.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4983 on: March 30, 2016, 03:12:16 PM »
I knew you'd have something nice for me.   So, your hair is back, it's exactly the length it used to be and quite lovely.  And bright, bright clown nose red.

I wish my hands were stronger.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4984 on: March 30, 2016, 10:28:18 PM »
Congragulations, your hands are now stronger and now everything you hold shatters.

I wish I was able to focus on my nutrition homework.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4985 on: March 31, 2016, 06:04:11 AM »
Granted. You now only focus on the homework, not on nutrition.

This leaves you weak. When aliens invade you dead, foo!

I wish aliens invade earth and destroy society as we know it.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4986 on: April 04, 2016, 10:34:24 AM »
Granted. Society as we know it is destroyed and replaced by a new dictatorship run by our Almighty Alien Lord And Saviour, respectfully named by those who follow him as The Big Cheese. His regime is focused around hatred for humankind, all rights as we know them are effectively cancelled and humans are forced into a life of torture and servitude at the hands of the new master race.

I wish I had no fear.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4987 on: April 04, 2016, 11:33:22 AM »
Granted.

You lose not only your fear, but your caution. You are no longer able to see safe from dangerous, and thus end up placing yourself in some incredibly risky, and dangerous situations.

I wish for snow. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4988 on: April 04, 2016, 04:42:43 PM »
Granted...
Snow will spread slowly from your vertex and children will feed your nose to a passing reindeer.

I wish to pay the creator of the universe for a set of game cheats as I seem to be stuck on this initial level.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4989 on: April 04, 2016, 04:59:34 PM »
Granted!

They gladly accept the money and give you the cheats-- however, they are cheats for a completely different game.

I wish my muse was more cooperative. xD

 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4990 on: April 04, 2016, 05:28:35 PM »
Granted.

Unfortunately, your newly liberated muse fires you and goes off with someone else.

Hey, this new game is great, except I am required to fall in love with a six headed being which won't stop its contradictory nagging.
I wish for help.



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4991 on: April 04, 2016, 09:51:25 PM »
You get the help and fall in love with the six headed creature's unique perspectives, but at once they all agree and fall in love with each other, leaving you behind.

I wish I were able to draw.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4992 on: April 05, 2016, 01:38:24 AM »
You learn to draw blood, not as a haematologist nor as a phlebotomist, but the other kind who lurks behind gravestones hoping for a quick bite of dinner.

I wish I could go back in time at will and find out the truth...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4993 on: April 05, 2016, 07:06:59 AM »
Granted!

You are able to travel back in time, but only when you are near a guy name will. When you get back there, you find out the truth is nothing but a lie.

I wish I was on a secluded island.

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« Reply #4994 on: April 05, 2016, 11:31:31 AM »
Wish granted. You know find yourself on Monster Island with Godzilla and the rest battling and tons of radiation.

I wish I could play the violin.

Offline Rapt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4995 on: April 05, 2016, 11:36:04 AM »
Granted! But not unlike the red shoes...you can never stop playing...


I wish I had a personal masseuse

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« Reply #4996 on: April 05, 2016, 11:48:51 AM »
you are granted a free trial with the latest Japanese electronic masseuse




Oops, this one seems to have gone haywire.
To stop it just press the... 
OMG ...
gulp!

I would quite like to try the romance doll version.

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« Reply #4997 on: April 05, 2016, 03:22:56 PM »
You get the romance doll, but she has a malfunction and deflates.

I wish I could lose all this weight!

Offline Rhedyn

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« Reply #4998 on: April 05, 2016, 03:29:59 PM »
Granted but the weight loss doesn't stop and eventually you pop out of existence.

I wish I could watch films all day tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4999 on: April 05, 2016, 03:45:03 PM »
Granted - you watch movies all day, but they all suck and make you fall asleep.

I wish I could dance!