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Offline Vessie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4925 on: December 23, 2015, 07:15:06 PM »
Granted, an earthquake strikes the Bahamas and you're the only injured person when a palm-tree falls on your foot.

I wish that it wasn't Christmas tomorrow.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4926 on: December 23, 2015, 08:33:44 PM »
Granted, everyone else have Christmas Holiday, but you now celebrate it as a sacred date as a Mormon.

I wish that I wasn't so anxious when around other people.

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4927 on: December 24, 2015, 01:14:05 AM »
Granted. But now you can't feel any kind of excitement or nervousness anymore and life feels bland.

I wish I read more books.

Offline Lunar Raven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4928 on: December 25, 2015, 03:02:25 AM »
Granted.  You're in a library filled every book in the world.  And nothing else.  Now where is the exit?

I want a Christmas cake all to myself!

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4929 on: December 25, 2015, 09:26:29 AM »
Granted, but it's a 500lb fruitcake and you're expected to finish it.

I wish my knees didn't hurt whenever it gets cold.

Offline Ash

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4930 on: December 25, 2015, 02:10:03 PM »
Granted, but now you get embarrassingly aroused instead.

I wish I wasn't feeling sick and that I didn't lose my voice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4931 on: December 27, 2015, 05:44:32 PM »
Granted you are all better for now until new years eve comes around.

 I wish, rather hope, rather dream of not getting over the top intoxicated new years eve.

(Not sure about how this one will turn out lol.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4932 on: December 28, 2015, 11:14:02 AM »
Granted, not only do you find yourself unable to get drunk no matter how much alcohol you consume over New Year but you realise you are never able to get even the slightest bit tipsy ever again.

I wish I had enough peace and quiet to get some writing done.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4933 on: December 28, 2015, 12:19:22 PM »
Granted, but it is a little too quiet. That means something is about to jump out and get you.

I wish it snow a more a gentle way than it is now.

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« Reply #4934 on: December 28, 2015, 12:59:00 PM »
Granted. Now snow falls at the glacial pace of 1 inch per day. Making it snow all year long, a neverending snowfall of the endtimes.

I wish the MPAA and film censor organizations everywhere suddenly became practical and every rating system in the world only had two ratings: 1. okay for kids, and 2. not okay for kids. But because even magic cannot make it so, I wish the MPAA's favorite toys broke down forever. Yeah. O8)


Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4935 on: December 29, 2015, 08:23:05 AM »
Granted, but every film studio in the world now only turns out G-rated "Okay for kids" movies to maximize their audience, making adult-oriented big budget movies obsolete.

I wish I had someone to kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve.

Offline Mirrah

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4936 on: December 29, 2015, 10:35:00 AM »
Granted. But the only 'someone' around to kiss you on New Year's Eve is your grandmother. Don't worry, it'll just be a peck on the cheek.

I wish it was January 1st already.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4937 on: December 30, 2015, 12:49:50 PM »
Granted. It is now January 1st. Disappointed yet?

I wish I could manufacture four extra hours per day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4938 on: December 30, 2015, 09:58:01 PM »
Granted, not only do you find yourself unable to get drunk no matter how much alcohol you consume over New Year but you realise you are never able to get even the slightest bit tipsy ever again.

I wish I had enough peace and quiet to get some writing done.
OMG that would be fun but pretty exp-ensive I wager lol

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I wish I had someone to kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve.
I will be there in spirit if that helps.


Granted. It is now January 1st. Disappointed yet?

I wish I could manufacture four extra hours per day.

Granted but you forget why you wanted them in the first place.

I wish Bassy, my cat, would give me more attention.

PS OOC Yes I really do have a cat named Bassy short for Sebastian DOB 3/15/2009.

Sebastian Michaelis loving cats is purely coincidental to my naming my cat Sebastian..

Offline Mirrah

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4939 on: December 30, 2015, 10:10:09 PM »
Not at all disappointed, Stone. That was exactly what I wished for! ;)

Phantomhive: Granted! But now Bassy won't leave your side! In fact, it will try to follow you everywhere--the bathroom, into the shower, to the car, the grocery store... Everywhere!

I wish people wouldn't put on a show of giving out presents during Christmas.


Offline annarose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4940 on: December 31, 2015, 12:57:05 AM »
Granted but now there will be no such thing as Christmas!!!


I wish I had the ability to talk to animals...

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4941 on: December 31, 2015, 12:41:09 PM »
Granted! Alas, as your vocal chords rearrange themselves, you lose the ability to talk to humans in the process. This may or may not be a big loss, depending on your outlook.

I wish I was 20 years younger.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4942 on: January 01, 2016, 09:49:26 AM »
Granted! But sadly you're still suffering from incontinence. (smirks)

I wish i was just a little bit taller

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4943 on: January 01, 2016, 09:55:31 AM »
I am NOT suffering from incontinence, young lady! Your wish is granted, you are now approximately .005 millimeters taller than you were before. Unfortunately, no one notices.

I wish I was a famous movie star with lots of girlfriends.

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4944 on: January 01, 2016, 10:06:18 AM »
WOOHOO! I'm still taller ya old geezer! haha

Granted, unfortunately you're Leo Getz (Joe Pesci from Lethal Weapon) and your girlfriends are 80 year old hookers and strippers

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4945 on: January 02, 2016, 08:45:34 AM »
I wish Chi would have made a wish.

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4946 on: January 02, 2016, 09:35:19 AM »
Granted, and it was such a well thought out and eloquently worded wish that it was completely incorruptible. Thus it would have ended the game with Chi declared the ultimate winner, had she posted it.

I wish I had super powers.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4947 on: January 02, 2016, 09:46:13 AM »
Granted, you now have SUPER powers. You can collect rent, and receive demands to fix other people's apartments. If you don't fix things then you have the power to go to jail. Enjoy.

I wish I had more cereal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4948 on: January 02, 2016, 12:46:19 PM »
Granted. Only, due to spoken communication, you end up having three serial killers living next door.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good (and Pearl Jam didn't sue me).

Offline Chi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4949 on: January 03, 2016, 11:41:27 AM »
Granted, but Pearl Jam doesn't sue you, Nickleback does.

I wish Chi would have made a wish.

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Granted, and it was such a well thought out and eloquently worded wish that it was completely incorruptible. Thus it would have ended the game with Chi declared the ultimate winner, had she posted it.

I wish they'd both cuddle me together.

See? I DO win!
« Last Edit: January 03, 2016, 11:43:13 AM by Chi »