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Offline Vext

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4900 on: December 06, 2015, 11:40:35 AM »
Granted!

You now have a plate of doughnut holes...so, an empty plate. Maybe a few crumbs where the donuts used to sit. (Canada doesn't have "doughnut holes"! :P)

I wish could teleport.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4901 on: December 08, 2015, 12:45:17 AM »
Granted!

Except you can only teleport once. To Pluto no less.

I wish I had sparklers to celebrate coming back here!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4902 on: December 08, 2015, 01:32:28 PM »
Granted but they are fireworks and threaten to burn down the city, your house, whatever is close.

I wish I had a puppy for Xmas. Even though it's just another holiday to me.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4903 on: December 10, 2015, 10:50:10 PM »
Granted
But the puppy wil live to destroy you and all of mankind.

I wish I was 5"11'

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4904 on: December 11, 2015, 02:48:36 AM »
Granted but you get 5"11'  wide not tall.

I wish I had a cute and cuddly non threatening man in my life.

[This will be interesting]

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4905 on: December 11, 2015, 12:10:00 PM »
Granted, but he is a doll. Enjoy.

I wish I had a magic wand that when used would instantly clean the house.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4906 on: December 11, 2015, 01:40:22 PM »
Granted but whenever you use it, you would wipe clean your memory.

I wish Senpai would notice me.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4907 on: December 11, 2015, 06:24:06 PM »
Granted, but it is merely because you have the answer to the question.

I wish I was in one of those harem mangas where I was the male lead and I was surrounded by sexy and cute ladies.

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4908 on: December 11, 2015, 07:20:44 PM »
Granted, but all the sexy and cute ladies are Futa (which may or may not ruin this wish, I understand)

I wish someone else would do the damn dishes for a change.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4909 on: December 13, 2015, 02:09:39 PM »
Granted but their style of :doing the dishes" means just throwing them away.

I wish that I can like musicals and not be ashamed about it

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4910 on: December 13, 2015, 04:29:42 PM »
Granted but now musicals are your entire life, you simply can't live without them.

I wish I could miss my family reunion next year. GROANS

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4911 on: December 13, 2015, 08:08:39 PM »
Granted. But the next one will last a whole week, and the food there wont even be decent.

I wish I had a Horse

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4912 on: December 14, 2015, 01:18:24 AM »
Granted but it's a miniature pony.

I wish I lost 67lbs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4913 on: December 14, 2015, 01:54:16 AM »
Granted, but it's 67 lbs of bones, muscles, organs... And you end up with mainly fatty tissue - unable to move or speak...

I wish for world peace!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4914 on: December 14, 2015, 02:29:13 AM »
Granted. Humans, in their many wars, developed a super-virus that wiped humanity out in days. Now it's just animals, settling the ecosystems. The world is at peace, but we're not around to enjoy it. Silly humans.

I wish humans weren't so silly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4915 on: December 14, 2015, 03:48:36 AM »
Granted. All humans evolve to become like their ape brethren and shunning technology as the root of all evil. Unfortunately this would mean Elliquiy gets shut down as well. :(

I wish people would stop commercializing everything - especially Christmas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4916 on: December 14, 2015, 08:43:12 AM »
Granted but now all of us who work gt no public holidays and longer working schedule's. Damn why did you wish for that.

I wish the Easter bunny was not so cute *blah*

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4917 on: December 21, 2015, 12:14:41 PM »
Granted. The Easter bunny is now Calista Flockhart's botox residue. I hope you're happy.

I wish Christmas is a delight this year.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4918 on: December 22, 2015, 12:12:59 PM »
I hate to corrupt this one.

Granted, but the day after sucks more than ever.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4919 on: December 22, 2015, 06:54:35 PM »
Granted. But you're genie picks and chooses which ones to grant.

I wish I had a social life

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4920 on: December 22, 2015, 09:25:10 PM »
Granted, but it's all needy people who only know how to take, leaving you ultimately lonely and unfulfilled. Sorry about that, I know how much it sucks.

I wish I was over six feet tall.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4921 on: December 22, 2015, 09:33:26 PM »
Ouch. If I had a heart that would've made me feel some way.

Your wish is granted. But only your neck will grow leaving you with a very disproportionate body.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4922 on: December 22, 2015, 11:40:32 PM »
Granted, but you're the original idea for Jar Jar Binks, both a Gungan and a sith lord (Jesus, I'm a nerd).

I wish I wasn't such a nerd.

Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4923 on: December 23, 2015, 12:40:46 AM »
I can live with that. I love Jar Jar Binks, and sith lords rock!

Your wish shall be granted. But your life wouldn't be as fulfilling, and you would have no knowledge of Star Wars

I wish I wasn't so shy all the time.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4924 on: December 23, 2015, 01:25:49 PM »
Granted but you're a porn star now.  :P

I wish I were in the Bahamas right now.