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Offline Firethem

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4875 on: October 08, 2015, 12:28:40 AM »
Granted, but every sentence is replaced by "All work and no play make Golden Spider a dull boy". Your teacher finds that unsettling and has you expelled from school.

I wish Scarlett Johansson appeared on my bed, filled with love and desire for me.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4876 on: October 08, 2015, 09:46:58 AM »
Granted Scarlett appears on your bed filled with love and desire for you.. but only when you wear an E.T. Mask, and say "phone home" every ten minutes


I wish I had a puppy

Offline XanderJ

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4877 on: October 08, 2015, 06:02:29 PM »
Granted, but your new puppy chews up all of your shoes, and you've got to go to work barefoot.

I wish for biscuits and chocolate gravy.

Offline Nnaasttey

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4878 on: November 16, 2015, 08:28:51 AM »
Granted, but unfortunately Chocolate Gravy also happend to be the name of the worlds oldest exotic dancer, she's 87 and has flatulence! Probably should have asked for buscuits smothered in chocolate flavored gravy! Lol

I wish for a magical paint brush that allows me to make beautiful master pieces that sell for millions!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4879 on: November 16, 2015, 02:00:45 PM »
Granted but they are all of the same piece your grandma in a rocking chair, and your place is full of them because people will only give you a  dime a piece. Sorry but magical brushes are cursed this way.

I wish I had  an opulent mansion with all the fine trimmings with servants to maintain it.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4880 on: November 18, 2015, 02:56:36 PM »
Granted but it's filled with ghosts who never give you a moments peace.

I wish I didn't have ABBA songs stuck in my head.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4881 on: November 18, 2015, 03:22:52 PM »
Granted but you have The Andrew Sisters stuck in your head instead.

I wish my old school crush came back into my life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4882 on: November 18, 2015, 04:03:41 PM »
Granted. Too bad that after a gender change (s)he isn't that person anymore you had a crush on...

I wish for peace in the middle east.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4883 on: November 19, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
Granted. Too bad that after a gender change (s)he isn't that person anymore you had a crush on...

I wish for peace in the middle east.

Granted but civil war breaks out once more in America.

I wish I was told no surgery for my shoulder.

[[Just an fyi, If she looked better than HE did I might have to reconsider lol]]

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4884 on: November 22, 2015, 12:12:02 AM »
Granted but you have to get surgery on your couch. (yes I did say couch) (im sorry you have to get surgery phantom *Hugs* been there, not fun)

I wish I was able to ask girls out confidently

Offline Ash

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4885 on: November 23, 2015, 04:53:52 PM »
Granted but now the ladies are swarming you.


I wish I had a cute and cuddly puppy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4886 on: November 23, 2015, 10:22:33 PM »
Granted but you had a kitten delivered instead, sorry Sebastian is a cat man err butler.

I wish that I could meet some of you i consider friends in real life.

Offline Ash

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4887 on: November 23, 2015, 10:33:28 PM »
Granted but we are all the same person.
Also I'd totally love a kitten.


I wish I wasn't sick.

Offline Nazora

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4888 on: November 23, 2015, 10:41:23 PM »
Granted. But a kitten had to die to make your cure.


I wish for a fresh sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4889 on: November 23, 2015, 11:07:12 PM »
Granted but all there is left to put on it is lettuce and mayo.


PS: No cats or dogs were harmed making this sandwhich lol

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4890 on: November 24, 2015, 11:06:28 AM »
Granted, but instead a cuddly panda did...

I wish I didn't have to go out to get groceries.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4891 on: November 24, 2015, 11:23:48 AM »
granted but you are only left with cheese and crackers to eat.

I wish that my wish came true.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4892 on: November 24, 2015, 02:07:45 PM »
Granted but it did only on mars.

I wish that i could jump to 20 years into my future

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4893 on: November 24, 2015, 04:35:44 PM »
Granted but not much about you has changed.

I wish a wish for the nest poster.

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4894 on: December 05, 2015, 09:33:54 PM »
Your/My wish is granted, but the genie had bad hearing and I now own a twelve inch pianist.

I wish I had someone to snuggle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4895 on: December 05, 2015, 09:44:57 PM »
Your wish has been granted; Hagrid is knocking at your door. :-)

I wish I had some candy cans.

Offline Codswallop

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4896 on: December 05, 2015, 09:48:02 PM »
Hey, he's big and fuzzy, I could do worse.  ;)

Your wish has been granted! Your breasts are now made of peppermint.

I wish I was a porn star.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4897 on: December 06, 2015, 06:56:16 AM »
Granted but you're exhausted, hate the job and now live off of viagra in order to fulfil your contracts.

I wish I had more Christmas spirit.

Offline Vext

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4898 on: December 06, 2015, 10:26:28 AM »
Granted, but you've turned into Krampus, the Christmas Devil!

I wish I was never hungry.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4899 on: December 06, 2015, 10:36:01 AM »
Granted - You now have fourteen grandmas constantly cooking for you and force feeding you. :-)

I wish I had some doughnut holes.