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Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4850 on: September 20, 2015, 01:37:14 PM »
Granted, but you literally live on a cloud unable to ever get off


I wish that I have all the marvel comic books, and a subscription to any that are ongoing

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4851 on: September 20, 2015, 01:38:42 PM »
Granted, but you grow such an obsession with them that no one will associate with you unless they are trying to steal from your collection.

I wish spiders could talk.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4852 on: September 20, 2015, 01:43:12 PM »
Granted but all they would say is how afraid they are of you.


I wish I could shop more than I work.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4853 on: September 20, 2015, 01:52:09 PM »
Granted but you soon find yourself in massive debt to both the Italian, the Chinese, and the Sweedish Mafia

I wish that I had some upper body strength.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4854 on: September 20, 2015, 03:24:22 PM »
Granted, but you lose equally as much lower leg strength. Making day to day more tiring for you.

I wish humans were nocturnal.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4855 on: September 20, 2015, 03:48:31 PM »
Granted but now we only come out at night and the day time looks like a scene from I Am Legend because goodness knows all landscapers went out of business on account of no one really seeing their yard.

I wish the horizon wasn't so far away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4856 on: September 20, 2015, 03:54:27 PM »
Granted, but now the world population is overflowing with how many of us there are.

I wish drought was never an issue.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4857 on: September 20, 2015, 04:13:20 PM »
Granted but now we are stuck in a loop of scenes from Waterworld, and for whatever reason you can't remember how to swim.

I wish chocolate didn't stain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4858 on: September 20, 2015, 04:36:34 PM »
Granted, now chocolate doesn't exist. So it can never stain.

I wish holidays lasted longer.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4859 on: September 20, 2015, 04:43:10 PM »
Granted but all of the people who are not lovers of the holidays, revolt due to the loss of revenue when consecutive weeks are given off from work and school.

I wish I were a rebel without a cause.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4860 on: September 20, 2015, 05:12:15 PM »
Granted, you find yourself rebelling at your own decisions for no reason. Becoming indecisive and unable to make the simple choice of 'cola or water' to drink most days.

I wish trade existed instead of currency.

Offline Justric

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4861 on: September 20, 2015, 09:04:02 PM »
Granted, but you never seem to have anything that anyone wants or needs.

I wish I could turn my home business into a successful full time gig and quit my regular job.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4862 on: September 20, 2015, 09:54:55 PM »
Granted, but its never as successful as you desire it to be. Just being enough to pay for the bills and nothing else.

I wish music held true power.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4863 on: September 20, 2015, 10:29:21 PM »
Your wish has been granted.  Every time you turn on your tunes you blow up something including cars, houses and bridges! :-)

Speaking of music, I wish I could memorize the words of all the songs I really like.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4864 on: September 20, 2015, 10:39:31 PM »
Your wish has been granted.  Every time you turn on your tunes you blow up something including cars, houses and bridges! :-)

Speaking of music, I wish I could memorize the words of all the songs I really like.

*Seems to listen to dubstep a lot!*

Granted, but you find yourself memorizing the songs you want to forget. As well as every other word you hear....

I wish, erm....I wish summoning didn't bring evil to the world?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4865 on: September 20, 2015, 10:43:19 PM »
Your wish is granted.  Each time you cast your circle and chant your spell evil comes calling and finds the door locked against it.  It's building up back there and getting really, really cranky. :-)

I wish I had a chocolate bar right now.

Offline Justric

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4866 on: September 20, 2015, 11:02:22 PM »
Granted.  It's made of ground up Necco Wafers and buttermilk.

I wish that I could (at will) identify, understand, speak, read, and write every human language that ever existed including local idioms, slang, patois, and creoles.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4867 on: September 21, 2015, 09:17:47 AM »
Granted, but you're now a supernatural creature and many want to catch you. While wards and general 'evil spirit charms' seem to affect you.

I wish monsters were as cute as the ones from Monster Inc.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4868 on: September 30, 2015, 06:31:01 AM »
Granted. Monsters are now cute, and no one fears them. The movie is thus retconned because it now makes no sense, and hence, the movie monsters in Monsters are now made scarier.

You monster.

I wish to eat unicorn meat.  O8)

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4869 on: September 30, 2015, 02:43:10 PM »
Granted A waiter aproaches you with a silver domed plate. sets it down to reveal..

A unicorn's d***

I wish my essay was completed.
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Offline Firethem

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4870 on: October 05, 2015, 09:13:26 PM »
Granted, but the teacher unknowingly drops it in the trash before leaving, forcing you to write it again with a 20% penalty for not giving it on time.

I wish every girl I think is pretty suddenly falls in love with me.

Offline Lunar Raven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4871 on: October 07, 2015, 06:38:52 AM »
Granted, but your perception also become reversed, causing ugly girls to look beautiful in your eyes.  As a double whamy, your vaguely aware of this in the deepest, darkest parts of your conciousness.

I wish I had the worst day ever, because I've been way too happy.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4872 on: October 07, 2015, 02:30:42 PM »
Granted, you day suddenly becomes one out a a nightmare. A pane crashes into your house, killing everyone but you, and insurance wont cover it. Followed by the news that your whole family has suffered from heart attacks. And perhaps the worst yet, your puppy has run away!

I wish that I could multi-task

Offline Lunar Raven

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4873 on: October 07, 2015, 06:48:20 PM »
Granted, you day suddenly becomes one out a a nightmare. A pane crashes into your house, killing everyone but you, and insurance wont cover it. Followed by the news that your whole family has suffered from heart attacks. And perhaps the worst yet, your puppy has run away!

I wish that I could multi-task
(lol, that being said, my wish wasn't really corrupted - I got exactly what I asked for!)

Granted. You become an excellent multi-tasker, able to work on dozens, if not scores of things at the same time.  How unfortunate that you can't succeed at any of them whilst your attention is so divided.

I wish I didn't have a dime for every time I've said something stupid.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4874 on: October 07, 2015, 11:21:44 PM »
(lol, that being said, my wish wasn't really corrupted - I got exactly what I asked for!)

Granted. You become an excellent multi-tasker, able to work on dozens, if not scores of things at the same time.  How unfortunate that you can't succeed at any of them whilst your attention is so divided.

I wish I didn't have a dime for every time I've said something stupid.

Maybe not really like they have been in the past. But I took it to an extreme which may be considered corrupting..


Granted everytime you say something stupid a chocolate wrapped to look like a dime magically appears in your pocket.

I wish my Essay had the required amount of words