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Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4800 on: August 21, 2015, 09:59:54 AM »
Granted, but the magic was defective and now everything is 3 sizes too small.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Online Golden Spider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4801 on: August 21, 2015, 12:27:35 PM »
Granted but you will never be hungry again and just the thought of food makes you immensely ill


I wish I had an fast easy way to lose weight

Offline Justric

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4802 on: August 21, 2015, 04:15:32 PM »
Granted, but it involves a dull ax and the loss of your limbs. 

I wish my computer was impervious to malware and hacking.

Offline Jazra

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4803 on: August 22, 2015, 02:37:28 AM »
Granted, but you can't install any software on it and it runs not much faster than molasses.

I wish the law required good looking, long legged men to wear kilts.

Offline Ralhend

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4804 on: August 24, 2015, 07:31:10 AM »
Granted, But the magic backfires since there is no standardized definition of what is "sexy" per se.  As such you are stuck with Rowdy Roddy Piper...


I wish i had 300 million US dollars in the bank right now, all of it liquid, and tax free.


Offline Leodouble08

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4805 on: September 05, 2015, 05:57:49 AM »
Granted, but now the police have arrested you for your possession of cartel's drug money.

I wish my workplace applied more common sense rules.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4806 on: September 14, 2015, 01:40:49 PM »
Granted, but you are the only one now with common sense enough to follow them and therefore the only worker there running the place... alone.

I wish for a breeze.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4807 on: September 14, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »
granted but it smells like farts and will not go away

I wish I was not on my period

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4808 on: September 14, 2015, 02:36:42 PM »
Granted, but now you are growing excessive back, chest and facial hair.

I wish I had a better mechanic.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4809 on: September 14, 2015, 02:38:12 PM »
granted but he has BO and will only be paid in favors  ;)

I wish my cats loved me

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4810 on: September 14, 2015, 02:42:34 PM »
*Dies laughing*
Granted but they spread the word of their devoted worship of you and now they have invited a whole community of felines across five states to join them and live with you.

I wish I had a bigger closet.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4811 on: September 14, 2015, 02:45:56 PM »
granted but now it leads to NeoNarnia and that goatman is looking at ya.

I wish my coke had my name on it

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4812 on: September 14, 2015, 03:07:55 PM »
*Winks at the goatman and asks him if its true what they say about guys with hooves.*   ;D

Granted but as soon as it gets on there Coke sues you for stealing their recipe and labeling it with both your name and theirs.

I wish I had some magically delicious ice cream.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4813 on: September 14, 2015, 03:09:49 PM »
granted and it is delicious but for every spoonful you eat a part of you turns to ice cream and falls in the tub.

I wish my husband would let me nap too.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4814 on: September 14, 2015, 04:18:34 PM »
*Gasps*

Granted but he won't let you spoon him.

I wish the stars were aligned tonight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4815 on: September 15, 2015, 05:04:32 PM »
Granted, but you have awakened a horror that will bring forth many deprived acts over the globe and their will be no way to stop the great evil before it has fallen into slumber once more. Luckily for you it was a evil of lust! So no one died~

I wish I had a full head of rainbow coloured hair!


Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4816 on: September 15, 2015, 07:04:27 PM »
Granted, but the moment you step outside you are kidnapped to replace a member of a cover band on an international tour. You have amazing adventures catering to every corner of depravity, but when you are returned home you are no longer amused by anything that ever held your interest prior to that day.

I wish I spoke fluent Italian.

Offline Rish

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4817 on: September 15, 2015, 07:08:35 PM »
Granted, but you no longer remember how to speak any other tongue. And remember a life completely differently to the one you lived up until now. One where you tasted many samples of Italian men and have a few that would do anything for you with a simple phone call. And they make you the best dishes as well!

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4818 on: September 15, 2015, 07:15:39 PM »
Granted, but it only allows you to see beneath the garments of beautiful people once and the very moment that you do you become instantly aware of their most tightly guarded secrets.

I wish I could travel in the blink of an eye.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4819 on: September 15, 2015, 07:22:27 PM »
Granted, but you never have any idea where you're going, and the ability leaves you so weak and drained that you can't even open your eyes for an hour afterwards.  You should be careful.

I wish I had the ability to plant thoughts into people's minds.

Offline Rish

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4820 on: September 15, 2015, 07:25:16 PM »
Granted, but they are your own thoughts instead of thoughts you wish to implant. Leading to people being able to know what you're thinking when you look at them. 

I wish my hounds(One girl one boy) were people so the two could actually help around the house instead of depending on me 24/7~

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4821 on: September 15, 2015, 08:38:52 PM »
Granted. They would become a magnificent spectacle and grow instantly famous. So instead of helping around the house they would travel the world. But, they would no longer be dependent on you.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of energy.

Offline Rish

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4822 on: September 15, 2015, 09:02:11 PM »
Granted, but you are no longer able to sleep or be satisfied by only one person. Leading you to insanity and taking over a quarter of the world just to state your unlimited appetite.

I wish fictional characters found a way to enter the real world.

Offline Nova Genesis

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4823 on: September 16, 2015, 11:52:28 AM »
Granted but when they do they begin kidnapping real people to take their places and you end up cast in a soap opera.

I wish I had more time to spend with the Man of my dreams.

Offline Justric

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4824 on: September 16, 2015, 01:55:26 PM »
Granted!  The man of your dreams will be at your side far more than you imagined, taking care of you... as you lie in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I could switch places with my fictional characters sometimes.