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Offline Stone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4775 on: June 12, 2015, 02:01:31 PM »
Granted. But because cheese cake is an arbitrary name, you end up with a cake made of cheese and only cheese. Enjoy!

I wish corruption existed only in this thread and nowhere else.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4776 on: June 13, 2015, 08:58:04 PM »
Granted, but everywhere else is so honest.  It becomes so boring that people just go crazy and start killing one another.  The entire world is overrun with maniacs and we all fear for our lives.

I wish I had a nice cold bottle of water.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4777 on: June 14, 2015, 10:14:24 AM »
Granted. It is a very nice bottle. It insists that the temperature is too cold to drink and to wait five minutes. It keeps doing so till the water is no longer cold, and then insists it's too hot to be drunk.

I wish I had a portable rainmaker.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4778 on: June 14, 2015, 07:16:05 PM »
Granted, except it's broken so it's only speeds are barely there sprinkle and gale force downpour.

I wish I didn't have to wait till October comes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4779 on: June 14, 2015, 07:30:34 PM »
Granted. You didn't specify which October, though...

I wish everything was ready for my wedding and I was done with planning!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4780 on: June 16, 2015, 10:07:54 PM »
Granted. In fact, you're also done with marriage, babies, grandbabies, and the great beyond. They sent you too far!

I wish time travel was still cool.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4781 on: June 17, 2015, 10:52:23 AM »
Congratulations! Time travel is now cool, and your past self travels forward in time to kill the present self. Condolences?

I wish I could wish upon a star....

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4782 on: June 17, 2015, 05:42:34 PM »
You can now wish upon a star. Nothing happens though. #Reality

I wish I could summon food at me leisure.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4783 on: June 17, 2015, 09:28:42 PM »
Granted. You find you wish for good endlessly, even in your sleep, and end up at the bottom of a mountain of food within five minutes. You did not wish for any sort of breathing apparatus, so you end up shanked.

I wish brushing your teeth was a little more fun.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4784 on: June 18, 2015, 08:21:11 PM »
Granted, it's a blast.  So much so in fact that you never want to stop.  You brush, and brush, and brush until your teeth are nothing but little nubs.  So long steak!  You now have to eat everything through a straw. 

I wish my dog didn't have bad breath!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4785 on: June 19, 2015, 08:03:04 AM »
Granted. His breath is minty fresh, however he now has uncontrollable gas.

I wish we would stop using paper currency.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4786 on: June 19, 2015, 05:21:58 PM »
Granted but now the whole economic system collapses and the world is in ruin.

I wish it were summer, for more than 3 months out of the year. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4787 on: June 21, 2015, 01:15:02 PM »
Granted. It is not summer for three months and one day. Jiggity.

I wish Cupcake in a Cup was a real thing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4788 on: June 21, 2015, 06:18:14 PM »
Granted, but it tastes like dirt and is inedible.

I wish I had time for a pedicure.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4789 on: June 22, 2015, 08:32:34 PM »
Granted, but that's the last thing you have time for...

I wish I had drums.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4790 on: June 22, 2015, 09:16:04 PM »
Granted, but you are now deaf and cannot hear anything you play

I wish I could spread my arms wide and fly

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4791 on: June 22, 2015, 09:32:09 PM »
Granted. However, you are slowly turning into a human sized lady-bird.

I wish I could sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4792 on: July 02, 2015, 10:45:38 PM »
Granted. You can now sleep. For thirty seconds every five minutes. It is beyond your control. And you fly choppers for a living. Cheers!

I wish I flew choppers for a living.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4793 on: August 06, 2015, 02:19:44 PM »
You now fly choppers for a living, but everytime you try to fly inclement weather forces you down



I wish I was the invincible dictator for life of Earth

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4794 on: August 12, 2015, 01:00:11 PM »
Granted, but you supreme rise to power eradicated all life but your own, and cockroaches. and you KNOW they are planning a coup



I wish I didn't ever have to sleep

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4795 on: August 13, 2015, 10:31:07 AM »
Granted, but sadly you were wrongfully convicted of sixteen capital murders and will spend the rest of your natural life in solitary confinement in a super max facility without access to the Internet or conversation.

I wish I could safely and briefly step into the lives of various fictional characters that I read about and experience their worlds and situations.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4796 on: August 13, 2015, 03:30:37 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately the first person you find yourself as is Rob Stark at the Red Wedding... it's a very brief visit into literature for sure...

I wish for good health for all I care about... and I care about a LOT of people...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4797 on: August 13, 2015, 03:44:26 PM »
Granted but you take on all their ailments and injuries until you die, from said injuries or old age regardless.

I wish for the power to seduce anyone i want with the power of the mind and have them have an urge to seek me out and fuck no matter how far away they are

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4798 on: August 19, 2015, 11:37:50 AM »
Granted, but it's a one use power and that person never, ever leaves you.

I'm just wishing for a really good cup of coffee.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4799 on: August 19, 2015, 12:01:12 PM »
Granted, but it is freezing cold

I wish for my laundry to be magically done