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Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4750 on: May 26, 2015, 10:20:54 PM »
Granted, but now that's all you can eat.  It kinda freaks people out and no one wants to "feed" you so you wither and... well, yeah.  Sorry - RIP.


I wish didn't need a haircut!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4751 on: June 01, 2015, 11:36:32 AM »
BAM you are now bald.

I wish I had a more beautiful body.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4752 on: June 01, 2015, 12:57:01 PM »
Granted. Your body is so beautiful that it is cryogenically frozen to serve as source material for the transhuman race. Your face is not part of the package, since it looks like a cat's boiled furball.

Offline VigilantLlama

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4753 on: June 01, 2015, 07:52:41 PM »
I wish I didn't need to eat to survive.

Offline BellaVita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4754 on: June 01, 2015, 07:54:23 PM »
Granted! But now you have consume twice your body weight in water everyday in order to survive!

I wish I could change my hair color at will.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4755 on: June 01, 2015, 08:20:30 PM »
granted, but now you get carried away and your hair can't stay one color so it's constantly changing like a bad tv remote gone haywire, green, blue, red, orange, pink, purple.. all within the span of a few minutes.

I wish I could sleep for an entire day, just one whole day.

Offline Vampricprincessty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4756 on: June 02, 2015, 07:08:53 PM »
Granted! But now you will be unable to sleep at all for the next week.

I wish I could learn Japanese without any effort.

Offline BellaVita

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4757 on: June 02, 2015, 07:19:06 PM »
Granted, but now you have been forbidden to ever go to Japan or watch/read anything in Japanese.

I wish I had 10 million dollars.

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4758 on: June 02, 2015, 07:22:37 PM »
Wish granted, you now have ten million Zimbabwean dollars, roughly equivalent to twenty thousand US dollars, congrats!

I wish I had a weapon of mass destruction! There's no way this can go wrong...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4759 on: June 03, 2015, 12:52:05 AM »
Granted. You mass destroy your own continent while aiming for the moon. You are not immune to WMDs, so you get shunted.

I wish the word shunted was used more often.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4760 on: June 05, 2015, 09:58:47 PM »
Granted, but now it's overused and it's annoying as hell.

I wish I never needed to worry about having enough money!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4761 on: June 05, 2015, 11:00:33 PM »
Granted, you now live on a not so tropical island in the middle of nowhere where any and all forms of currency are irrelevant because you live in complete solitude.

I wish that I could just take what's in my brain and instantly apply it to paper in whatever fashion I wanted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4762 on: June 06, 2015, 09:16:34 AM »
Granted. All your grey matter is now out on paper. You're dead. Chill.

I wish post-modern noir robot jazz operas were a thing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4763 on: June 07, 2015, 12:26:42 AM »
Granted, but now they take over the world and we are forced to wait on them and cater to their every need.  Slaves essentially till we drop.

I wish I wasn't so cold!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4764 on: June 07, 2015, 03:42:18 PM »
Granted - you feel very warm all of a sudden... just to realize that your house is burning.

I wish I didn't have to shave "down below" all the time.

(Have fun with that, I know I would.)  O8)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4765 on: June 08, 2015, 08:59:21 AM »
Granted, you're now a head in a jar, kept alive by... science!

I wish life was a box of chocolates!

Offline Kirsten Remoire

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4766 on: June 09, 2015, 07:16:17 PM »
Granted: You are now a piece of chocolate on Valentine's day, being eaten by miley Cyrus.

I wish I was famous.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4767 on: June 09, 2015, 08:59:55 PM »
Granted:  You are now famous, not for any real talent, but because someone caught you doing something embarrassing.  Everyone now uses you as a meme to make fun of embarrassing situations.  You receive no money, just shame when people recognize you on the street.

I wish I had the skills to sew professionally, without getting carpal tunnel.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4768 on: June 09, 2015, 09:14:21 PM »
Granted.  You can sew like the best. Sadly, you have an uncommon and deadly allergy to needles and thread.  Weird. 

I wish I had the voice of an angel when I sing. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4769 on: June 10, 2015, 01:09:35 PM »
*Bang* Granted...  :P

I wish we all communicated in song!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4770 on: June 10, 2015, 01:15:31 PM »
Granted .. have you heard some of the wails that people call song.. its a double edged sword.. pleasant but can also be piercing pain.


I wish there was no jealousy harnessed in this world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4771 on: June 11, 2015, 01:23:41 AM »
Granted. Jealousy is now simply sown and allowed to grow on its own. It ends up eating the world, naturally.

I wish everyone could drink clean water.

Offline xxpsychoxx

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4772 on: June 11, 2015, 12:36:37 PM »
Granted, but the water is so clean that the infinitesimal microbes of nutrients usually residing in water are now lacking cuzing plants and animals to die.

I wish for a rose.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4773 on: June 11, 2015, 01:06:57 PM »
granted, but that rose turns out to be a modified hybrid strain that triggers a previously unknown fatal allergic reaction in you.

I wish I had another cup of this delicious tea.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4774 on: June 11, 2015, 04:24:38 PM »
Granted! *promptly snatches tea for her own*

I wish I had some cheese cake to go with this delicious tea!