Granted! But.. *yeah.. you know it*.. in that perfect moment when the stars align and the money train is about to come barrelling in.. something even stranger happens. A ray of cosmic primordial 'stuff' *blue-tinged.. but this fanged thing here denies any and all involvement.. no, really!* shines just so upon that cheeky mind of yours and.. *chokes on his coffee*.. there are no more bad ideas swirling around that devious little mind of yours. Questionable, yes.. but not on the lower side of the spectrum. Sorry. I was nearly excited for you there, for 3.11 seconds.
I wish.. whenever a delicious curve on any woman (on this planet.. or any other) is tapped just so.. you know the type I mean.. the type that sends that intoxicating ripple just so.. I feel it. Even at the risk of being bombarded by such madly lecherous sensations.. I am up for that risky endeavor. Yes, this is what I wish.