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Offline StarIcy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4725 on: May 16, 2015, 05:35:00 PM »
Granted! You turned in a Cthulhu creature, and that's who you remain for eternity

I wish for Genie

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4726 on: May 16, 2015, 11:09:43 PM »
Granted. But since you used up your wish that genie's useless to you.

I wish I found a loophole around that problem.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4727 on: May 17, 2015, 08:15:10 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately you forget to write it down.

I wish for a solar eclipse.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4728 on: May 17, 2015, 09:48:32 AM »
Granted, but it makes you blind and you cannot see anything ever again

I wish I didn't have to get my butt in gear today

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4729 on: May 17, 2015, 09:39:08 PM »
Granted. You have to get your butt in the tightest jeans there are instead.

I wish the weather was pleasant.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4730 on: May 18, 2015, 12:16:18 AM »
Your wish has been granted, it's lovely weather everywhere, but the bad weather has to go somewhere and it's decided to follow you around. You now have your own little personal storm following you around, raining, hailing, snowing, gail force winds, the works. Enjoy.

I wish to have my dream job.

Offline Sif

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« Reply #4731 on: May 18, 2015, 03:15:34 AM »
Granted. Then you wake up.

I wish that this computer was faster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4732 on: May 18, 2015, 08:27:32 PM »
Granted, but now it's so fast you can't keep up and it's taken away to be put to better use

Wish I never had to sleep

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4733 on: May 18, 2015, 09:13:26 PM »
Granted. You can now no longer fall asleep. Unfortunately your body still needs sleep. You begin to grow overly tired, being unable to sleep, it continues to get worse until you start hallucinating and falling into madness. You're found in the middle of a street talking to your "pet dragon" and taken away to an institution where you are locked in a straight jacket and placed in a padded cell for the rest of your sleepless life.

I wish to be able to grow a decent beard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4734 on: May 18, 2015, 09:32:22 PM »
Granted, your beard is now so long you are unable to move from your chair due to the weight of it.  Small birds have now begun to build nests into it as it is so thick and dense.

I wish I had more wishes!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4735 on: May 18, 2015, 11:45:06 PM »
Granted but then you used them all up finding yourself humming to tunes only ending up to be a frankfurter in the land of Dixie.  *think about it*

I wish to find the fountain of youth..

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4736 on: May 19, 2015, 04:19:58 AM »
Granted. But it takes all the years that you have gained to find your way back again.

I wish for the answer to life, the universe and everything!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4737 on: May 19, 2015, 11:29:21 AM »
Granted . But now your brain is at full capacity with so much knowledge that there is no more room for common sense and that bus coming right at you has no mind at all.

I wish people could retire at the age of 30 and be fully compensated until they expire......

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« Reply #4738 on: May 20, 2015, 10:41:03 AM »
Granted, but soon people over 30 realize that they don't know what to do with their life and many turn to a life of drugs and crime, reducing the average life expectancy to 31.

I wish that 1 plus 1 equals 4.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4739 on: May 20, 2015, 01:14:37 PM »
that is almost the case already in rabbit language. Granted, now the world is over populized immenselly..every country has become a third world and because of your wish, the whole mathematical equations, products,distributors and finances are discombobulated and it cant be fixed.

I wish I could read minds......

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4740 on: May 21, 2015, 01:22:02 AM »
Granted. You can read everybody's mind. You find out that everyone thinks you're a pomegranate. So, you spend the rest of your life pomegranating.

I desire a wench and two fried fish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4741 on: May 21, 2015, 01:37:49 AM »
granted .. you end up with a crescent wench and Abe Vigoda twins that are mashed on Peyote..

I wish they could make a payday candy bar into a cereal......

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4742 on: May 21, 2015, 08:19:14 PM »
Granted, but you have no milk and you just can't bring yourself to eat it without milk.

I wish I had some chocolate ice cream.

Offline StarIcy

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« Reply #4743 on: May 21, 2015, 08:44:18 PM »
Granted! but it melted as soon as u picked it up

I wish, i could take a summer vaction

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4744 on: May 21, 2015, 09:21:30 PM »
Granted, but it rains the whole time so you are cooped up in an awful hotel with no room service and no cable!

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early :/

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4745 on: May 22, 2015, 05:30:41 PM »
Granted. The next time you go to sleep you never wake up at all.

I wish for my wish not to come true.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4746 on: May 23, 2015, 11:00:06 AM »
Granted to quote Jim Croce " the box would be empty except for the memories of you"

I wish to see mountains from each window in my house.....


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4747 on: May 23, 2015, 01:24:15 PM »
Granted your house is located on the top of the highest mountain, but you are alone and cannot get down nor can anyone come up.  You eventually starve, as you run out of supplies.

I wish I could pedicure my own toes properly!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4748 on: May 23, 2015, 02:04:11 PM »
Granted : You have passed your online exam and developed atrophied muscles in doing so. So the curvature of your spine makes it pleasant but standing up straight is an impossibility.

I wish to take a journey to vast lands.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4749 on: May 26, 2015, 12:15:15 AM »
Granted. The lands are so vast that after traveling for seventeen years you only cover about 0.00000000093% of the surface area and find only one type of fruit to eat throughout. Also, it tastes like butt.

I wish butts tasted better. O:)