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Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4600 on: January 08, 2015, 06:18:33 PM »
Wish granted; But it's only 849 miles now so,... still not that close.

I wish my hair would stay pretty all day instead of getting dirty looking by the end of my shift.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4601 on: January 08, 2015, 06:23:34 PM »
Granted.  Your hair is now flawlessly beautiful by day, but looks like it belongs on a supervillain at night.  Your lack of descriptiveness has caused the need to seek a new job as a criminal mastermind to appease the beast that lives on your head after the sun goes down.

I wish...that people would continue making wishes that are easy to manipulate.  Also, I wish I were a genie so I could have so much more fun with this.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4602 on: January 08, 2015, 06:34:38 PM »
Granted! But you're a Genie who can't make wishes, only to be someone's slave and people make wishes you can manipulate but you can't hear them or see them when written down/typed.

I wish my job was easy.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4603 on: January 08, 2015, 07:46:50 PM »
Granted. You're unemployed now!

I wish that bread fish were real.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4604 on: January 08, 2015, 07:48:55 PM »
Wish Granted... And they have come to eat you alive!

I wish I didn't always have to take my piercings out to clean them and instead cleaned themselves.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4605 on: January 08, 2015, 07:54:27 PM »
Granted, but the cleaning causes them to spin and get caught on your skin a lot.

I wish more people knew that lady Gaga has a great voice.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4606 on: January 08, 2015, 08:01:43 PM »
Granted! But then you can no longer listen to her music because her voice makes you vomit every time you hear her sing. (It's okay, I agree that she does.)

I wish there was an easier way to find more good Triphop and soft electronic music.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4607 on: January 08, 2015, 10:44:12 PM »
(Her and Benny Goodman doing jazz is an amazing thing.)

Granted. But now all the singers either having extremely high voices or extremely simple beats.(The other it becoming the new radio music. )

I wish popcorn was healthy.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4608 on: January 08, 2015, 10:45:28 PM »
Granted.  But you have to go for the kind without all the salt and butter.  Try some olive oil.

I wish that it weren't so impossible to convince my siblings to go to bed.

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4609 on: January 08, 2015, 10:49:05 PM »
Granted. But, now even the slightest of words from you puts them to sleep.You struggle to keep them awake now. lol

I wish my team won the match !

Offline MoonlightReina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4610 on: January 09, 2015, 11:14:05 AM »
Granted. You've wont the match but are now on a permanent losing streak.

I wish it was warmer outside

Offline Thangar

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4611 on: January 09, 2015, 11:48:55 AM »
Granted it is now so hot outside that you can't even go outside.

I wish a friend would call and tell me good news and it would make me smile and that when this wish is corruptted that neither my friend or myself would have anything negative or bad happen to us....

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4612 on: January 09, 2015, 02:32:36 PM »
Granted...you've managed to confuse this old wish-granter's mind by asking for something positive first ("call and tell me good news") and then immediately switching it up with "corrupted", "neither", "negative", and "bad". This genie's mind is spinning so badly right now, that you get...

...called and told great news that not only makes you smile, but makes you laugh out loud, and only positive, good things happen to you, your family, and friends.

So, there! Wish corrupted...I think.

I wish all the hungry people in the world were fed.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4613 on: January 09, 2015, 07:29:49 PM »
Granted...you've managed to confuse this old wish-granter's mind by asking for something positive first ("call and tell me good news") and then immediately switching it up with "corrupted", "neither", "negative", and "bad". This genie's mind is spinning so badly right now, that you get...

...called and told great news that not only makes you smile, but makes you laugh out loud, and only positive, good things happen to you, your family, and friends.

So, there! Wish corrupted...I think.

I wish all the hungry people in the world were fed.

D-did I just witness the Wish Corruption break?!

Granted, but you had to pay the bill for the food have fun working it off for the rest of your life!

I wish for a piece of bread.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4614 on: January 09, 2015, 09:13:46 PM »
Granted. Your favorite pet is now a piece of bread.

I wish making cookies wasn't so messy.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4615 on: January 09, 2015, 09:43:52 PM »
Wish granted. But now your cookies taste horrible.

I wish mythology was real and not just myth.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4616 on: January 09, 2015, 10:31:21 PM »
Granted, get ready to be screwed both figuratively and literally by Zeus!

I wish for epic music to play whenever I enter a room.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 10:41:37 PM by CaptainNexus616 »

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4617 on: January 09, 2015, 11:07:59 PM »
(Congrats on being approved goddess.)

Granted. But it's the same song every time without fail. And it takes its toll on your hearing every time.

I wish I had a working drum set.

Offline Cyrraddwn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4618 on: January 09, 2015, 11:34:33 PM »
(Congrats on being approved goddess.)

Granted. But it's the same song every time without fail. And it takes its toll on your hearing every time.

I wish I had a working drum set.

Granted. But you find out it was stolen from a famous rock star, and now the fuzz are after you.

I wish I had epic adventure dreams every night!

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4619 on: January 09, 2015, 11:36:53 PM »
(That means it so much better though.   :D)

Granted, but while you're dreaming a evil spirit takes control of your body and does terrible things.

I wish mermaids were real.

Offline Cyrraddwn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4620 on: January 10, 2015, 02:47:01 AM »
(That means it so much better though.   :D)

Granted, but while you're dreaming a evil spirit takes control of your body and does terrible things.

I wish mermaids were real.

Granted. They are a violent totalitarian race with advanced magic and technology, with an extreme hatred of anyone named Charles. If they learn of your existence, you're screwed.

I wish I could instantly speak any language of my choice, as a second language to English.

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4621 on: January 10, 2015, 06:27:36 AM »
Granted. But, your instant language learning abilities extend to other things as well. Now, every moment, your mind is instantly filled with tons of useless about any subject it muses upon.

I wish for ten more wishes.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4622 on: January 10, 2015, 12:29:47 PM »
Granted! But they all end terribly wrong just like this one!

I wish I could go on a cruise.

Offline Charles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4623 on: January 10, 2015, 01:16:12 PM »
Granted. But you eat some bad food, and get sick in your room the whole time.

I wish the cold would go away and bother another state.

Offline GoddessPersephone

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4624 on: January 10, 2015, 02:11:01 PM »
Granted. But it only goes away for a little bit and comes back with a vengeance and snows for a week straight.

I wish there were more documentaries that were interesting.