Granted...you've managed to confuse this old wish-granter's mind by asking for something positive first ("call and tell me good news") and then immediately switching it up with "corrupted", "neither", "negative", and "bad". This genie's mind is spinning so badly right now, that you get...
...called and told great news that not only makes you smile, but makes you laugh out loud, and only positive, good things happen to you, your family, and friends.
So, there! Wish corrupted...I think.
I wish all the hungry people in the world were fed.