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Offline Stone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4500 on: October 26, 2014, 12:54:52 PM »
Granted. You can blow anything up with your mind, but only if the mind is in direct contact with it. So the first thing that blows up is the cranial fluid inside your head. Then your head.

I wish everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. O:)

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4501 on: October 26, 2014, 01:04:18 PM »
Granted, you're in a coma having a beautiful dream and feel no pain.

I wish I had something exciting to do today.

Offline Autumnal Equinox

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4502 on: October 26, 2014, 05:07:11 PM »
Wish is granted!  You innocently leave your residence, sighing at *another* routine filled, boring day.  Then you see the bright flash on the horizon, the long streak of white smoke, and the ground begins to roll like ocean waves.  In seconds, the sky seems to light on fire, steaks of crimson and yellow darting high above to plunge back down to earth.  Everything gets REALLY hot.  "Owie", the last thought in your head.  Nothing as exciting as a rockin' rock from space!!!


I wish for an interesting, meaningful job.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4503 on: October 26, 2014, 06:28:22 PM »
Granted, but shortly afterward you get abducted by aliens. Upon your return you are quite insane and no longer able to work.

I wish that I could project my imagination into reality.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4504 on: October 26, 2014, 08:33:40 PM »
   Granted!  You are having the most lovely dream.  Then it turns a bit dark, there are spiders dribbling from the walls.  You awake, startled.  Wait a minute..  spiders are still dribbling from the walls.  Lots of 'em.  You think "Nooo, kill them with FIRE!".  The house explodes in a fireball.

I wish for a perfectly cooked Thai dinner.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4505 on: October 26, 2014, 08:54:50 PM »
Granted, its the best meal you have ever had in your life, but you're down with a gnarly case of food poisoning for a week.

I wish that I had a personal chef to cook all my meals for me.

Offline Autumnal Equinox

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4506 on: October 26, 2014, 09:15:38 PM »
Granted!  *poof*

You sit at your table, totally excited for this first experience with a personal chef!  It's going to be sooo sweet, you think.  The name sounds familiar.  Where have you heard it before?
In steps an intriguing man, and with a resonant accent he introduces himself as "Mr. Lecter".  Strangely, he only brings cutlery and an empty serving dish....

I wish for WORLD PEACE!  Yea, totally selfless of me! 

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4507 on: October 26, 2014, 09:24:57 PM »
Granted!  *poof*

You sit at your table, totally excited for this first experience with a personal chef!  It's going to be sooo sweet, you think.  The name sounds familiar.  Where have you heard it before?
In steps an intriguing man, and with a resonant accent he introduces himself as "Mr. Lecter".  Strangely, he only brings cutlery and an empty serving dish....

This actually ran through my mind when I typed my reply.  ;D And it bothers me not one bit.
~

Granted! All life is wiped from the face of the planet and the world is peaceful.

I wish I had the proper workshop and materials so I could finish all my projects.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 10:18:10 PM by syk »

Offline Autumnal Equinox

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4508 on: October 26, 2014, 10:15:03 PM »
Haha!  It was the first thing that popped into my head, we must have been on the same wavelength there  :)  And sometimes I think an empty world could be a pretty fun place.

*Wish Granted*
The sweet awesome workshop of your dreams materializes from earth and fire.  A massive pre-fabricated structure, with shelves and shelves of doodads and dinglehickeys all neatly labeled and bursting with awesomeness.  In the vast, cavernous interior are rows and rows of (insert hardware of your choice).  And to top it off, it's got an industrial AC unit, heating, plumbing, and a sweet lounge for relaxing or sleeping! (so you don't have to go home if you don't wanna).  You gape with awe at it's wicked sweetness.  Then the awesome well organized shelves buckle, and you are buried in all that cool stuff. 

Oh and btw I want this workshop.

I wish for my own little micro-nation where I can pass my own laws and rule with a delicate yet firm hand.


Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4509 on: October 26, 2014, 10:21:41 PM »
Granted! Here is you're very own flea circus.  ;D

I wish Michael Wincott with do a binaural/ASMR voice recording, it doesn't even have to be just for me... Is now lost in her head thinking about how awesome that would be.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4510 on: November 12, 2014, 02:46:13 PM »
Granted but you end up missing it because you couldn't stop thinking of how awesome it was.

I wish I had Soul Eater's Excalibur! (Can't really make that any worse lol)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4511 on: November 16, 2014, 07:11:10 PM »
Granted. However you lose both of your hands and can now only gaze longingly upon it.

I wish I had more free time to write with my partners!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4512 on: November 16, 2014, 11:48:38 PM »
Granted, except you have no sense of time, nor any clocks, so you never know what time it is and when you have to go and do things like work.

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I gain it.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4513 on: November 29, 2014, 01:01:29 AM »
Granted. Now, random body parts and chunks of flesh begin falling off.

I wish I could make snow return to the clouds.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4514 on: November 29, 2014, 03:10:18 AM »
granted, but you can only do it one snowflake at a time.

I wish I was home

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4515 on: November 29, 2014, 03:48:43 AM »
Granted. You are standing on home plate of a baseball diamond.

I wish I had a monkey.

Offline MaverickKane

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4516 on: November 29, 2014, 09:11:11 PM »
Granted. You are swept up by a creature resembling King Kong.

Wish I were some where warm, with some good music and company.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4517 on: December 01, 2014, 08:44:26 AM »
Granted you won a trip to a sunny tropical island. Bad news is the in-laws that hate your guts were the only ones able to come along. Then it turns out the island had a volcano. Enjoy going down with the island as 'Burn Baby Burn!' is playing in the background.

I wish Half Life 3 was confirmed.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4518 on: December 01, 2014, 01:15:55 PM »
It is confirmed... to be made by EA and turned in to another CoD clone, with micro transactions, Gordon Freeman suddenly has a voice, he sounds like any other muscled character of CoD clone games.  pre-order now to receive the golden crowbar.

I wish my holidays would start

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4519 on: December 03, 2014, 04:57:34 PM »
Your wish is granted, it is now Arbor Day. You get to plant a tree.

I wish I could sing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4520 on: December 03, 2014, 11:05:37 PM »
Granted... you sing beautifully, but your voice is the type that attracts frogs from miles around, and they converge on your concert, and now your singing blends with their croaking beautifully.

I wish I could make up a computer language from scratch.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4521 on: December 04, 2014, 11:40:34 PM »
You do, but it can only be programmed in Wingding font, and it never really catches on.

I wish I could translate hieroglyphics.

Offline Leaon33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4522 on: December 05, 2014, 04:36:35 PM »
You gain the ability to read all hieroglyphics as English, but now see all English script as hieroglyphics.

I wish for a ham-and-cheese sandwich on Rye bread with mustard.

Offline Jaqhal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4523 on: December 06, 2014, 05:29:31 PM »
And you shall get it with extra poison. Enjoy >:)

I wish I could fly so tomorrow I do not have to fly by plane (hates planes).

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4524 on: December 08, 2014, 10:50:06 PM »
Congratulations, you can fly. Unfortunately, you flew too high and got hit by a plane.

I wish for some peace and quiet.