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Offline Boatman

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4475 on: October 15, 2014, 06:12:31 PM »
Wish granted.

It is crab and mayonnaise, on seeded bread with a hint of pepper.

I wish for the ebola virus to be destroyed.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4476 on: October 15, 2014, 06:16:58 PM »
Wish granted, but the friendly aliens that helped us do it suddenly seem not so friendly... O_O


I wish I wasn't having creative block...

Offline Wolfie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4477 on: October 16, 2014, 01:13:02 AM »
Granted... The next morning you wake up with millions of ideas, eventually developing a cult following to yourself as 'God'. Several months later an idea goes horribly wrong and you blow up Earth. Sucks don't it?  >:)

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted!

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4478 on: October 16, 2014, 03:30:41 AM »
Granted, but you yourself are corrupted instead.  You live out the rest of your days planning and executing all manner of dastardly deeds, all of which ultimately fail in spectacular fashion because you bought your supplies out of the ACME catalog.

I wish for the ability to change one event in my past.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4479 on: October 16, 2014, 04:09:45 AM »
Granted but then I sit on the console and send you to a parallel dystopian future instead

I wish that the weather isn't so hot today....

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4480 on: October 16, 2014, 10:46:31 AM »
Granted, but now you have an ice age.

I wish I won the lottery.

Offline Wolfie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4481 on: October 16, 2014, 01:14:05 PM »
Granted, but several hundred also won the same lottery, leaving the prize as nothing more than pocket change.

I wish I was a wolf.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4482 on: October 16, 2014, 02:13:35 PM »
Granted.
warghhagghharlearghaglewolf
But now you can't understand what I'm typing because you are a wolf.

I wish something sexy would happen to me soon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4483 on: October 16, 2014, 07:36:41 PM »
Granted.  A good-looking masseuse has you on the table and is giving you a full body massage with 10W-30 weight oil.

I wish I had some fried chicken right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4484 on: October 16, 2014, 08:47:25 PM »
You hear a noise in the kitchen, and upon inspection you find a pan of oil on the stove and it's heating up. Suddenly behind you the fridge door opens and a bag of chicken floats across the room. The cabinet doors open and several spices come out along with a bowl. The cannister of flour opens and like a wisp of smoke all of the dry ingredients float into the bowl. The chicken is removed from the bag and a piece at a time is rinsed under the faucet and dipped in the mix before being placed into the hot oil. The pan makes a lot of popping noise as the chicken fries. In the mean time a plate and utensils is set upon the table. After a while the chicken is done and the pan floats to the table. As it nears the plate, the chicken floats out onto the plate. It looks exceptionally delicious and you sit to eat. Before you can touch the food however, the ghost of a chicken appears on the table before you and clucks everytime you try to eat.


Wish there were more players that were interested in descriptive story lines with me than just a porno plot.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 08:53:00 PM by TaurusBeresford »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4485 on: October 20, 2014, 02:09:44 PM »
Granted. Those players are from the planet Zomishceinen and only speak Zomikron, which is a seven dimensional language and hence, beyond our comprehension. Toodles.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good. (Pearl Jam!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4486 on: October 21, 2014, 06:21:36 PM »
Granted, but you could never find the person to deliver the news to.

I wish I had an in-house maid/cook.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4487 on: October 21, 2014, 10:11:15 PM »
Granted, you ARE the in-house maid / cook :P

I wish I has for ears and tail :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4488 on: October 22, 2014, 10:16:10 AM »
Granted, you ARE the in-house maid / cook :P

I wish I has for ears and tail :P

How is that different from now though!? :)

OT: Granted. You're a gorilla.

I wish I had a personal masseur.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4489 on: October 22, 2014, 10:22:45 AM »
Granted, but there would be mandatory happy endings, and not necessarily for you...

I wish I had the ability to change one event in history, solely for my own selfish benefit.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4490 on: October 22, 2014, 10:45:09 AM »
Granted, but the shift in the time line alters your personality completely and you no longer enjoy whatever benefit you got from it.

I wish I had the ability to fast forward through dreary tasks, 80s movie montage style.  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4491 on: October 23, 2014, 11:20:34 AM »
Granted, you can fast forward, but the old 80's button keeps getting stuck and you miss everything except your sleep.

I wish I could teleport myself intact and fully functioning wherever I liked in the world, let's say, not wishing to be greedy, once a day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4492 on: October 23, 2014, 11:45:37 AM »
Granted, but due to a glitch in the system, you are unable to interact with anything in the new environs, and you never get to teleport to the same place twice.

I wish I had a portal to a magical dimension that I could use at will so I could split my time between the mundane and story-esque adventures, and thus never get sick of either.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4493 on: October 23, 2014, 12:43:30 PM »
Which worked well until you got locked in Sir Boatalot's castle and weren't able to get back to the portal.
"Endless washing up for you lass, I am afraid."

I wish I could play characters of my choice in my stories and escape back to reality at will (what do you mean that was plagiarising the last wish?)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4494 on: October 23, 2014, 12:50:59 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately while you were gone, some insane person in a cowboy hat has had to continue the stories in your absence from reality and things get quite strange.  ;)


I wish Sir Boatalot get's a good whooping from whatever lass he has locked up.

I wish that I had a spacecraft with faster than light capabilities so I could see the universe.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4495 on: October 24, 2014, 02:15:01 AM »
You do. And for a while you enjoy flying round the universe until you get totally lost. You call in at a habitable world and are immediately captured by Sir Boatalot.
"Endless washing up for you lass, I am afraid."

I wish I could sing without frightening people.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4496 on: October 24, 2014, 04:35:57 AM »
Granted. Now your songs make rats follow you everywhere instead.

I wish we had hoverboard transport everywhere already.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4497 on: October 24, 2014, 05:58:21 PM »
Granted.  It indeed goes everywhere.  No choice in the matter.

Want to go to the store?  First it takes you everwhere else, then the store?

Want to go back home.  Everywhere first, then your house.

The novelty wears off fast.


I wish I had a Halloween costume that would turn heads.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4498 on: October 26, 2014, 12:30:44 PM »
Granted. When you wear it, it turns your head to the right. It's a Jack Black invention.

I wish there were a few good scary movies out this year. It's been a lame year for scary movies.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4499 on: October 26, 2014, 12:52:15 PM »
Granted, a movie comes out that's so good and so scary it gets banned and you are unable to see it.

I wish that could blow things up with my mind.  ;D