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Offline RipTide

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4450 on: October 06, 2014, 09:57:45 PM »
Granted, but while the wand is magic, it does not work as you command it. It has a 9-5 job at Wendy's and is slightly overweight from all the free  Frosties.

Speaking of... I wish I had a vanilla Frosty. :3

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4451 on: October 06, 2014, 10:05:13 PM »
Granted.  However,  the Frosty comes in a self-refilling cup and if you don't keep eating it runs over.

I wish I had a parrot that talked and amused my friends.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4452 on: October 06, 2014, 10:09:21 PM »
Granted.  However,  the Frosty comes in a self-refilling cup and if you don't keep eating it runs over.

I wish I had a parrot that talked and amused my friends.
Granted.  Though that parrot would also be more than willing to mimic the sounds you make in the privacy of your bedroom late at night, and it would lead to quite a lot of trouble and embarrassment.

I wish that I had become a professional athlete.

Offline wordzmythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4453 on: October 06, 2014, 10:30:34 PM »
Granted.  You're  now Tonya Harding.

I wish I knew what it was the Parrot said:

I wish I had a parrot that talked and amused my friends.
Granted.  Though that parrot would also be more than willing to mimic the sounds you make in the privacy of your bedroom late at night, and it would lead to quite a lot of trouble and embarrassment.

Offline RipTide

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4454 on: October 07, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
Granted. It was the sound of Peter Griffin laughing incessantly... Forever.

I wish that I had bigger breasticles!

Offline Emjay

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4455 on: October 07, 2014, 09:53:37 PM »
Wish granted but they grow too big. Now you have back problems.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4456 on: October 08, 2014, 01:31:47 AM »
Since you didn't wish, you get someone else's wish. Unfortunately it is Pinocchio's wish. Now you're a real boy.

I wish I had an orangutan.

Offline wordzmythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4457 on: October 08, 2014, 05:26:40 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately the Orangutan has separation anxiety and personal space issues. 

I wish my house was a spaceship, and I could journey amongst the stars . . .

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4458 on: October 09, 2014, 01:26:53 PM »
Granted. Except you can only travel to places where the human race is hated.

I wish I had cheesecake to eat.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4459 on: October 09, 2014, 03:39:41 PM »
Granted, unfortunately it turns out you are allergic to cheesecake.

I wish someone would massage my shoulders. They are rather sore.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4460 on: October 09, 2014, 06:28:26 PM »
Granted.  The Incredible Hulk arrives every day to massage your shoulders after work.  Poor thing doesn't realize his own strength but you soon learn his power.

I wish my Queen Elsa (Frozen) costume would get here soon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4461 on: October 10, 2014, 12:17:59 AM »
Granted, but it's too small and you won't be able to get a new one in time for Halloween.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Offline wordzmythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4462 on: October 10, 2014, 11:12:30 AM »
Granted! One hour now lasts 30 minutes!

I wish the weekend would get here so I can go home. Weekend got here, so wish wasn't granted, corrupt or otherwise.

Instead I wish the weekend would never end  :P
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4463 on: October 10, 2014, 07:31:00 PM »
Granted.  Now you unlimited weekend days and unlimited need for companionship for date night followed by unlimited hangovers the next morning. :-)

I wish I could have some fresh fruit salad.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4464 on: October 10, 2014, 08:17:21 PM »
Granted, but you can't open the fridge where it's stored.

I wish my body was the perfect temperature at all times.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4465 on: October 12, 2014, 11:20:08 PM »
Granted but you now have a non-stop numb tingle in your entire body.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4466 on: October 13, 2014, 09:18:58 AM »
Granted, you don't have a job to go to anymore, you are fired.

I wish I had my own computer again.

Offline Wolfie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4467 on: October 13, 2014, 11:18:20 AM »
Granted... But the computer you are given is actually a typewriter duct taped to an outdated television.



I wish I could find a boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4468 on: October 13, 2014, 12:52:37 PM »
Granted, however no you can't get rid of them, you are stripped of all free time and never allowed to go more than five minutes between forms of communication. Also they smell a little weird.

I wish that I could finish these posts faster!

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4469 on: October 13, 2014, 01:15:41 PM »
Granted, the speed of your writing is increased, but the quality drops immensely.

I wish I could do magic.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4470 on: October 13, 2014, 10:29:15 PM »
Granted, but it's only bad magic that will land you in jail.

I wish sleep was more restorative.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4471 on: October 14, 2014, 01:26:51 AM »
Granted. You wake up fully restored. With a penis. >:)

I wish people got along better. Also, pizza.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4472 on: October 15, 2014, 01:51:22 PM »
Granted, everyone in the world get's along do to being made out of pizza and no longer being sentient/animate.

I wish my muse wasn't such a fickle bastard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4473 on: October 15, 2014, 02:04:21 PM »
Granted but now you can't stop writing. You write all the time, everywhere, and you never have time for anything else.

I wish I didn't hurt so bad.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4474 on: October 15, 2014, 03:32:29 PM »
Granted, you are no only a whisper of shadow, no longer capable of feeling anything.

I wish someone would bring me a sammich.