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Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4400 on: September 28, 2014, 04:42:02 PM »
Granted, but nobody has a VR rig that's compatible with it, so it just sits around and uses up valuable resources.

I wish everybody in the world would have true peace, so that we never kill each other, never get cooties, never go hungry, or suffer shelterlessness.

Offline Elysian Radiance

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4401 on: September 29, 2014, 12:34:58 AM »
Granted... but only because the human race has went extinct.

I wish there were cures for incurable diseases.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4402 on: September 29, 2014, 12:44:38 AM »
Granted, but every cure comes with a risk of deformity and/or infertility.

I wish that I had the ability to fly.

Offline Kargrisaka

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4403 on: September 29, 2014, 12:10:03 PM »
Granted but you can never touch the ground again.
I wish I could travel the stars.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4404 on: September 29, 2014, 12:13:31 PM »
Granted, but you can never return to Earth.

I wish I had the ability to move things with my mind.

Offline Kargrisaka

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4405 on: September 29, 2014, 12:15:39 PM »
Granted but they never listen.
I wish I knew everything.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4406 on: September 29, 2014, 12:21:34 PM »
Granted, but you can never use or share any knowledge you didn't already possess at the time you made the wish.

I wish I could predict the winning Powerball numbers.

Offline Kargrisaka

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4407 on: September 29, 2014, 12:27:53 PM »
Granted but every time you do everyone knows
i wish i could travel the world

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4408 on: September 29, 2014, 01:03:16 PM »
Granted, but you'd never have a home.

I wish I could eat for pleasure, not out of necessity.

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4409 on: September 29, 2014, 01:04:56 PM »
Granted, but you will never taste it.

I wish common sense was actually common.

Offline Kargrisaka

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4410 on: September 29, 2014, 01:08:13 PM »
Granted but all the scientist of the world have none

I wish i could have any pet i want

Offline Al Terego

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4411 on: September 29, 2014, 04:56:07 PM »
Granted.  Would you like vegetables on the side?

I wish the next poster would corrupt my wish  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4412 on: September 29, 2014, 05:40:26 PM »
Granted.  No matter the wish you make or when or how often the wish is made it will be granted to benefit the person you dislike the most.

I wish people could be more logical.

Offline Gadifriald

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4413 on: September 29, 2014, 06:45:25 PM »
Granted, but now all people are like Vulcans and work on pure logic with no emotion!

I wish that allergies would go away.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4414 on: September 30, 2014, 12:41:10 AM »
Granted but you have a cold all the time
I wish i could sleep in

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4415 on: October 01, 2014, 02:14:43 PM »
Granted, you have been fired from your job and can sleep in every day now.

I wish I had the car of my dreams

Offline Kiurial

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4416 on: October 01, 2014, 02:18:59 PM »
Granted, but parts have been discontinued, and you can't find a mechanic that knows how to work on it.

I wish I knew of a way to make my back stop hurting.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4417 on: October 01, 2014, 07:37:27 PM »
You know a way, but it uses technology the world won't have access to for a hundred years.

I wish to be a great singer.

Offline wordzmythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4418 on: October 01, 2014, 11:03:11 PM »
Granted!  You are now a sewing machine that never gets jammed.

I wish I knew what went on in my cat's head.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4419 on: October 02, 2014, 01:06:49 AM »
Granted, but you only know what happens on low, neurological level. You are unable to translate it into thought.

I wish that universal translators from Star Trek existed and were available for the masses.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4420 on: October 02, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »
Granted, but they are very, VERY expensive and sadly you don't have the money to buy one for yourself.

I wish that my friends lived closer to me.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4421 on: October 02, 2014, 10:09:48 PM »
Granted, but you're on opposite sides of something similar to the Berlin Wall. It ends up being more difficult to see them.

I wish I was a fast reader.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4422 on: October 04, 2014, 12:37:39 PM »
Granted, you can read super fast, but you only remember the content you read for a few minutes before forgetting it all.

I wish I could play the gitarr.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4423 on: October 04, 2014, 02:06:40 PM »
Granted.  You now have the talent and ability to play better than Andre Segovia but you keep breaking the strings and it's nearly impossible to find replacements.

I wish I had extra time to just write.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4424 on: October 04, 2014, 02:38:59 PM »
Granted, you are locked up in a monastery and the abbess is on permanent vacation, leaving you and the other sisters to do whatever you wish most of the time.  :D However you can't get out of the estate and there is no internet or phone line working. In fact it's like Hotel California minus the decadence: "You can check in any time you like, but you can never leave..."

I wish Elliquiy was a town of its own in the offline world.