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Offline Elysian Radiance

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4350 on: September 12, 2014, 11:03:51 AM »
Granted. However it was a placebo effect and you really drank non-alcoholic beer.

I wish my cats could talk to me like Luna and Artemis in Sailor Moon.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4351 on: September 13, 2014, 10:01:43 AM »
Granted but they never stop talking and begin to annoy the hell out of you.

I wish someone else would cook dinner for me today.

Offline Wispyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4352 on: September 13, 2014, 11:19:17 AM »
Granted, but the person literally dirties every dish you own and leaves them for you to deal with.

I wish that I could meet myself from another time.

Offline Elysian Radiance

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4353 on: September 13, 2014, 12:23:42 PM »
Granted. Except it blows up the time-space continuum and you delete yourself from history.

I wish that I I could travel among my fantasy universes.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4354 on: September 15, 2014, 02:46:02 PM »
Granted, but you are an anomaly in those universes, causing them to lose balance and collapse in to nothingness.

I wish my holiday didn't end today. I want to do more traveling.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4355 on: September 15, 2014, 11:33:54 PM »
Granted, but the only places you're allowed to travel to are boring suburbs.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, and wish I had a girl who looked good. I would call her. 

Offline jt1

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4356 on: September 22, 2014, 08:33:04 AM »
Granted, but every time you think of her, you shrink a bit, until you half the height you are now.

I wish I was a champion race car driver.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4357 on: September 22, 2014, 01:55:05 PM »
Granted, you are now the best in the world at Mario Cart (not to bad a thing if you ask me  ;))

I wish that I could earn money just by writing here on E.

Offline wordzmythe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4358 on: September 22, 2014, 06:05:08 PM »
Granted but it's a one time payout and you get charged a small service fee every time someone reads one of your posts.

I wish I had some inspiration for something to write so I can try out the new writing software I just purchased.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4359 on: September 22, 2014, 09:05:48 PM »
Granted!  But your inspiration is not only epic, but recursive, so your story never ends, and you die at your keyboard.


I wish I had a cooler car.

Offline CouldveBeenKing

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4360 on: September 22, 2014, 10:05:27 PM »
Granted. But it's made of ice and not very functional at all.

I wish I had my very own TARDIS.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4361 on: September 22, 2014, 11:03:16 PM »
Oh my!  Your wish is granted.  However, it's implied machine personality is dysfunctional and never takes you where you want to go.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4362 on: September 22, 2014, 11:38:41 PM »
Granted, but you sleep for three hundred years and wake up in a future you don't understand.

I wish I had photographic memory.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4363 on: September 23, 2014, 04:53:17 AM »
Granted, but all of that extra detail fills your memory up so fast that soon you can't remember anything new and have to live with just the memories you have already stored.

I wish I had less to do today.

Offline Rio

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4364 on: September 23, 2014, 05:41:36 AM »
Sure thing, granted, but by the law of conservation of procrastination you will have even more to do tomorrow.

I wish to sleep till september ends

Offline Warlock

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4365 on: September 23, 2014, 09:52:06 AM »
Granted. But the world ended while you slept, and you'll have to deal with never knowing why and the horde of zombies clawing at the door.

I wish I knew what is was like to be woman.

Offline Sarah1234567

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4366 on: September 26, 2014, 01:30:43 AM »
Granted but you forget what it feels like to be a man.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Offline Kaezel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4367 on: September 26, 2014, 05:28:45 AM »
Granted, you now have way too much stuff to do with everyone, unfortunately, you only have time for one thing at a time and everyone will hate you for being unable to do everything.

I wish I had more enthusiasm.

Offline Etherealgirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4368 on: September 26, 2014, 09:47:40 AM »
Granted, but now you work as a Disney character in their theme parks. 

I wish for a new house!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4369 on: September 26, 2014, 11:04:21 AM »
Granted, you have a new house for all your old dollies.

I wish I could see into the past (future too scary).


Offline Wispyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4370 on: September 26, 2014, 05:42:00 PM »
Granted, but it's all in black and white with Spanish subtitles.

I wish I had theme music.

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4371 on: September 26, 2014, 06:13:06 PM »
Wish granted, but it is the teletubbies theme and only gets louder the angrier or faster you are / move.

I wish I could turn back time whenever I wanted and however much I liked.

Offline Wispyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4372 on: September 26, 2014, 07:05:39 PM »
Granted, however each time you activate your power you fall into deep slumber until the moment when you activated the power comes up again.

I wish I could discover something cool.

Offline Fruitsteak

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4373 on: September 26, 2014, 07:12:46 PM »
Granted, but it's so cool that you catch a nasty cold.

I wish I could do math and arithmetic perfectly, instantly, and accurately.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4374 on: September 26, 2014, 07:16:37 PM »
(Totally worth.)

Granted, but you lose the ability to communicate in anyway with anyone. Including computers.

I wish my hands didn't hurt so bad.