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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4325 on: August 24, 2014, 03:47:24 PM »
Granted, you take the thorns out of your hair and as if by magic the pains ease.
I wish I could sing in tune (for Karaoke)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4326 on: August 24, 2014, 03:57:27 PM »
Granted, but you can only sing one song over and over for the rest of forever.

I wish I had a conveniently located super villain lair near here.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4327 on: August 24, 2014, 04:54:38 PM »
Granted, but Google photosheres of all the secret entrances go viral.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of my favourite beer.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4328 on: August 24, 2014, 05:03:47 PM »
Granted, but you now are allergic to beer. (Met a guy IRL with this problem. I don't know how he goes through life.)

I wish I could play the banjo.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4329 on: August 25, 2014, 02:05:45 AM »
(so, so tragic)

Granted, you become the world air-banjo champion.
I wish I could be a successful actor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4330 on: August 25, 2014, 10:16:57 AM »
Granted, but its in mime-acting shows for kids.

I wish I could travel the world!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4331 on: August 25, 2014, 10:46:31 AM »
Granted, you just did. How was it for you?

I wish I could have a go at Skeleton.


Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4332 on: August 25, 2014, 06:47:09 PM »
Your wish is granted, not sure what you meant by that, but it goes horribly wrong and you are damaged for life!


I wish I could win a bazillion bucks!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4333 on: August 26, 2014, 01:55:02 AM »
Congratulations!, the door opens and a bazillion deer bucks charge through your bedroom completely destroying it.

I wish I could do one of those leaps where you somersault and land back on your feet (rather than your head).

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4334 on: September 06, 2014, 01:49:56 PM »
Granted!  But watch out for the...


...cliff...


You know, landing on your feet after a 200' fall isn't really that big a help...






I wish for more wishes!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4335 on: September 06, 2014, 02:44:34 PM »
Granted:  You have endless wishes that you use for asking for endless wishes but have not time for wishing for anything else.

I wish for a banana popsicle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4336 on: September 06, 2014, 03:02:08 PM »
Granted! But it is the biggest banana popsicle ever made and you'll be licking it for weeks!

I wish I owned a luxury penthouse.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4337 on: September 06, 2014, 03:24:33 PM »
Sure. But your penthouse in infested with termites and must be demolished.

I wish for...

the unaging body from when I was 18.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4338 on: September 06, 2014, 08:03:45 PM »
Sure, but you're now a statue of that body, since everything ages.

I wish I knew what my kitty was thinking.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4339 on: September 06, 2014, 08:05:29 PM »
You do know. Unfortunately, there are some things that are best left unknown.

I wish I didn't have this damn tension headache that's been plaguing me since the beginning of the year.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4340 on: September 06, 2014, 08:18:23 PM »
Just step over here to Mr. Guillotine, and voila!  No more headache!  Wish granted!


I wish I were built less like a broomstick, and more like a supermodel!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4341 on: September 06, 2014, 11:36:46 PM »
Granted, you are now starving 24/7

I wish I had bomb next to me about to explode and destroy the room along with me still inside.

(Corrupt that!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4342 on: September 06, 2014, 11:46:55 PM »
Unfortunately, the bomb is a man with a lot of pent up need to be spared. You'll never look at your room or your self the same again.

I wish I wasn't split over choosing between things.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4343 on: September 07, 2014, 12:40:06 AM »
You don't have to. You no longer have free choice.

I wish I only had to sleep out of desire and not necessity.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4344 on: September 07, 2014, 12:48:14 AM »
I wish you to sleep and dream of your desires, not of your necessity but of your will :)

I wish I wasn't so lonely tonight.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4345 on: September 07, 2014, 07:52:04 AM »
Granted but now you have so much company that you wish everyone would go away and leave you alone.

I wish the game I'm downloading would go faster so I can play it.

Offline TheDevilsHex

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4346 on: September 07, 2014, 03:46:00 PM »
Granted, but you have to update it the software now and countdown begins hour left to go.

I wish I had a four day week end this week.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4347 on: September 07, 2014, 10:50:16 PM »
Granted, except you sleep through the entire weekend.

I wish I never had to work again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4348 on: September 09, 2014, 12:10:03 AM »
Granted, sadly you're now dearly departed.

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry ;-;

Offline TheDevilsHex

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4349 on: September 09, 2014, 02:44:52 AM »
Granted, you now have a belly full of tastless tofu. 

I wish I I could go to Oktoberfest and get completely belligerent.