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Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4250 on: July 26, 2014, 01:58:33 AM »
Granted, but you no longer do so well on land, you gills dry out and get stiff leaving you feeling rather suffocated.

I wish I had a machine that recorded my dreams so I could watch them in the morning. (No need to corrupt this one, its double edged in and of itself.)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4251 on: July 26, 2014, 02:25:29 AM »
Granted, but Hollywood moguls buy up all the rights to your dreams, so you only get to see what their script writers decided to leave in.

I wish I could shape shift (and I don't mean by eating too much).

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4252 on: July 26, 2014, 02:31:41 AM »
(Awww that doesn't help at all.  :P They at least better cast Michael Wincott to play all his frequent appearances dammit.)

Granted, but you never change into what you want to, actually you seem to have no control at all, your body just does its own thing.

I wish I theme music.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4253 on: July 26, 2014, 03:34:16 AM »
granted but it's nyancat and only you can hear it.

I wish I could control time

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4254 on: July 26, 2014, 08:58:15 AM »
Granted but in an attempt to control time you get stuck in a time loop which makes you replay the most horrible thing that has ever happened to you.

I wish that my dreams would come true

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4255 on: July 26, 2014, 12:57:38 PM »
Wish granted, but it only works for the really, really strange ones.

I wish that could go ghost hunting this weekend!

Offline Translucent Bard

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4256 on: July 26, 2014, 04:43:34 PM »
Granted, but when you do you become possessed, the ghost you were hunting now controls you.

I wish I could visit my friend in Germany this summer.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4257 on: July 26, 2014, 05:02:25 PM »
Granted but there is a mishap with the travel agency and you end up in a small town in Moldova, your stuck there with just what you had in your carry on, trying to figure out how to get home.

I wish I could paint like Brom.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4258 on: July 26, 2014, 05:28:08 PM »
Granted, you can paint just as well as Brom, in fact, your skill is identical and Brom sues you for plagiarism and copying.

I wish for a klondike bar without having to do anything for it.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4259 on: July 26, 2014, 05:44:10 PM »
Granted, buts its completely melted, and when you unwrap it makes a big mess.

I wish David Draiman and Christian Alvestam would do a duet album, preferably with little old muah getting to sit in on the recording. Drools a bit at the thought

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4260 on: July 27, 2014, 01:24:52 AM »
Granted, but you look forward to the gig so much you hardly sleep. And on the night you go all giddy and faint just as the performance starts. The paramedic remarked in her report that you were still smiling when they carried you out.

I wish I could make a fruit press to help me squish my grapes when they are ready.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4261 on: July 27, 2014, 01:27:17 AM »
I would cry forever if that happened... All that vocal goodness...  :'(

Granted, press is made easy peasy, but your grapes get some rare form of blight and never produce fruit again.

I wish my muse would stop being a stuck up prick and cooperate for once.  >:(

Offline Kristen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4262 on: July 27, 2014, 01:34:00 AM »
Granted.

Your muse is a just a regular prick and cooperates with those who actually enjoy seeing you struggle with writers block.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 01:35:33 AM by Kristen »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4263 on: July 27, 2014, 02:25:28 AM »
Your wish to have no wish is granted. But do have this past its sell by date chocolate as it is our business to torment human desire.

I wish I could change places with characters in my stories at will.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4264 on: July 27, 2014, 02:28:04 AM »
Granted, but your only ever able to become side characters mentioned in passing.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

Offline Phix

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4265 on: July 27, 2014, 02:32:18 AM »
Granted! Your head disappears, and headache goes with it.

I wish I could solve any problem simply by making people do the right things.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4266 on: July 27, 2014, 02:36:41 AM »
Granted, but they end up going round in circles. ( us left handed folks have rights too  ;D. )

I wish that I successfully mend the annoying rattle in the car.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4267 on: July 27, 2014, 12:41:39 PM »
Granted, now the car don't make any sounds at all, being completely dead.

I wish I could earn money just by breathing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4268 on: July 27, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »
Your wish is granted, however, the earth becomes covered with water and you must evolve gills to get the oxygen you need.  Breathing is either drastically slowed or non-existent.

I wish I could type on two laptops at the same time.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4269 on: July 27, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »
Granted, but your typing speed is halved to compensate.

I wish I was better at keeping the house clean.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4270 on: July 27, 2014, 01:50:54 PM »
Granted, your house is reduced in size to a tiny room which you can easily keep clean.

I wish I had a magic bottle of excellent red wine which always refilled with wine of the same quality once I drank its contents.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4271 on: July 27, 2014, 01:57:57 PM »
Granted, but you can no longer tolerate alcohol, even the smallest sip has you on the floor with horrid stomach cramps.

I wish it would rain if it was going to rain, its monsoon season dammit. Shakes fist at sky Stop teasing!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4272 on: July 27, 2014, 03:17:54 PM »
Granted, it rains everywhere except in your locality. It is such a shame.

I wish I could get all my work done in a flash rather than slogging for hours.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 04:08:28 PM by Boatman »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4273 on: July 27, 2014, 03:49:46 PM »
Granted, now you will spend your work days having nothing to do for eight long hours.

I wish I could turn into an animal at will.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4274 on: July 27, 2014, 04:12:49 PM »
Granted, you may turn into a three toed sloth at will.

I wish all disease in humans cured immediately.