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Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #425 on: January 12, 2012, 08:51:31 PM »
Granted your car breaks down and you are forced to walk until your feet bleed and wear down to nubs.

I wish i could come up with the perfect uncorruptible wish.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #426 on: January 13, 2012, 05:20:56 AM »
Granted, you do, but then you realize there is no point in playing this game anymore

I wish you were here...

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #427 on: January 13, 2012, 12:24:02 PM »
Granted, I am there...to collect you're soul. You're dead.

I wish some victoria's secret models were here.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #428 on: January 13, 2012, 01:23:59 PM »
Granted. But you discover them to be robotic mannequins and do nothing for you but stare in empty space.

I wish you the best day ever.

Offline Saku

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #429 on: January 13, 2012, 01:29:20 PM »
Granted. But you have the most horrible night ever.

I wish I could pay all my debts off...

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #430 on: January 13, 2012, 01:41:50 PM »
OK, the bank collects back all your belongings and sends you a letter:"At the present moment We regard your position as settled. Have a nice day."

I wish I manage to bed *******

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #431 on: January 13, 2012, 02:57:02 PM »
Granted. You manage to bed ******* and they die.

I wish I had a new camera.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #432 on: January 13, 2012, 03:02:50 PM »
Granted you're camera is awesome but everything you take a picture of disappears into the camera.   And to top if off you're not quite sure how to get them out.

I wish i have a pitcher of cold, non toxic non skunky beer and a plate of freshly cooked, non toxic hot wings which are not cold in the middle.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #433 on: January 13, 2012, 03:56:52 PM »
Granted, only problem is, your hands are tied behind your back

I wish I could fly ...

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #434 on: January 13, 2012, 03:59:14 PM »
Granted, you are bound and gagged and loaded into the human sized cannon.  The trigger is pulled and you go soaring.

I wish my hands weren't tied so i can enjoy my beer and hot wings.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #435 on: January 13, 2012, 04:23:07 PM »
Granted. But your food is imitation and tastes horrid, though it is hot and delicious looking.

I wish I had my degree in humor.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #436 on: January 13, 2012, 05:34:23 PM »
granted, but no-one gets your style

I wish I could cook ..

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #437 on: January 13, 2012, 05:36:31 PM »
Granted. You cook but everything is gross and unappealing.

I wish I knew a better way to clean the house.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #438 on: January 13, 2012, 05:38:00 PM »
Granted but it is too hard for you to achieve

I wish I could dance

(lmao, I already cook like that, I was hoping to improve ;))

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #439 on: January 13, 2012, 05:40:10 PM »
Granted, you dance right off the cliff. Oops :P

I wish I had my own cooking show.  ;D

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #440 on: January 13, 2012, 09:25:44 PM »
Granted however the network makes your target audience cannibals and they decide the thing you cook on your show is you. Only one episode airs as a result.

I wish Sybl could have had a more successful cooking show.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #441 on: January 13, 2012, 09:33:50 PM »
granted, the single show gained endless reruns, but only doped up students watched them and forgot them in the morning.

I wish that I could be universally loved ... ;)

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #442 on: January 13, 2012, 09:51:18 PM »
Granted. The universe loves you so much it makes you a star. A burning bright star.

I wish I had my own Cessna.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #443 on: January 13, 2012, 09:53:22 PM »
Granted, only thing is, you are not allowed to fly in it.

I wish I had a yacht

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #444 on: January 13, 2012, 09:54:55 PM »
Granted. A Great white shark rams your yacht leaving only slivers floating in the water.

I wish I was a great dancer.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #445 on: January 14, 2012, 10:42:23 PM »
Granted, You are the greatest pole dancer in the universe.

I wish i had a dollar.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #446 on: January 14, 2012, 10:53:43 PM »
Granted. you have a dollar, but someone snagged it while she was pole dancing. :P

I wish I was a real comedian.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #447 on: January 15, 2012, 03:59:47 PM »
Granted, now nobody believes you anymore, you are always acting

I wish I get promoted

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #448 on: January 16, 2012, 12:35:19 AM »
Granted but now all your co-workers hate you.

I wish i was immortal.

Offline Jethro

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #449 on: January 16, 2012, 01:21:30 AM »
granted, but you still age so you end up very very old

I wish I could shape shift