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Offline Boatman

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4225 on: July 24, 2014, 04:08:44 PM »
Granted, you are miniaturized and can now swim in your fish tank... Although your fish confuse you with their food.

I wish I could make thin Italian pizzas

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4226 on: July 24, 2014, 04:11:16 PM »
Granted, but no one wants them because everyone knows Chicago style pizza is where its at.

I wish I had a pet shark!  ;D

Offline Kristen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4227 on: July 24, 2014, 04:14:30 PM »
Do I?

*Looks around*

Do I have to?

Is anyone else gonna...?

Can this wish POSSIBLY be corrupted another way?

It's almost like... you just know... what needs to happen to you for wishing for a pet shark. You just... you're begging me for it.

Granted... but your pet shark eats your pet goldfish.

Hope you're happy.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish.

- Kristen -

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4228 on: July 24, 2014, 04:22:04 PM »
Granted, but the electronic data containing that wish has been corrupted and is unrecoverable.

I wish I had that magic paint brush from the story where the paintings become real.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4229 on: July 24, 2014, 04:44:14 PM »
Granted, but you find out you also need magic paint.

I wish my shoes wouldn't wear out so quickly

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4230 on: July 24, 2014, 05:02:23 PM »
Granted, your shoes are now immortal, and no longer sustain wear and tear, but you can't take them off, ever.

I wish I lived somewhere cooler. (Sweating inside, with the AC is no fun)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4231 on: July 24, 2014, 05:06:03 PM »
Granted, unfortunately your improvised den in the giant supermarket freezer locks behind you.

I wish I could take a day trip to Mars.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4232 on: July 24, 2014, 05:17:06 PM »
Granted but you get there only to find out your interplanetary visa has expired and they send you right back. So I guess I will be enjoying Mars without you.  :P

I wish I could live in a world of pure imagination... >bursts into song only to get shot at with paintballs<

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4233 on: July 24, 2014, 05:38:40 PM »
(Pah, so unfair!)

Granted, but your imagination turns out to be imaginary (too late at night for me to work that one out.. but serves you right)

I wish the car (automobile or something) wasn't making a strange ticking noise at 2800 revs.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4234 on: July 24, 2014, 05:41:57 PM »
Granted, its now only making them at 2784 revs.

I wish my car actually ran. (RIP Sex Machine! Cause nothing says sexy like a station wagon)

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4235 on: July 24, 2014, 06:52:39 PM »
Granted, your station wagon just grew legs and ran away.

I wish that Saturday wouldn't be two days away.

Offline Lunakiri

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4236 on: July 24, 2014, 09:31:41 PM »
Granted. But now Saturday will never come!

I wish that I had a kitten

Offline Translucent Bard

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4237 on: July 25, 2014, 12:31:54 AM »
Granted, but the kitten is extremely skiddish and would rather spend it's time under the washing machine than with you.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4238 on: July 25, 2014, 11:16:00 AM »
Granted you can fly but it's flying like the rest of us. As a passenger, on a plane.

I wish had a didactic memory.

Offline ThatGreyWarden

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4239 on: July 25, 2014, 11:34:07 AM »
Granted! But you can only recall one memory with perfect clarity, over and over and over. And it's of a cat wailing like a banshee at another cat.


I wish I lived on the Normandy SR2, from Mass Effect.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4240 on: July 25, 2014, 11:36:26 AM »
Granted, but its only a scale model and you are now only an action figure!

I wish I could afford to spend the summers some place cooler.

Offline Luvan95

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4241 on: July 25, 2014, 12:25:12 PM »
Granted, now you get to spend the summer half of the year on Antarctic.

I wish that I could play the guitar.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4242 on: July 25, 2014, 06:23:54 PM »
Granted. your air guitar skills are now exceptionally good

I wish I had a cybernetic brain

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4243 on: July 25, 2014, 06:30:41 PM »
Granted and along with the cybernetic brain you have a LED display installed in your forehead that streams all of your thoughts with autocorrect permanently activated.

I wish I had every color of Shapie Magic Marker made.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4244 on: July 25, 2014, 06:48:10 PM »
Granted, but they are all faulty and dry up after one use.

I wish I could hear things over the AC unit.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4245 on: July 25, 2014, 07:02:28 PM »
Granted.  You begin hearing music and singing, alien announcements, news programs and many other things all at once coming from the AC.

I wish I could afford Showtime with my cable.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4246 on: July 25, 2014, 07:10:57 PM »
Granted, but suddenly a new law is passed outlawing cable TV.

I wish they would release all the Kingdom Hearts games for the Xbox 360 so I could catch up.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4247 on: July 26, 2014, 01:34:44 AM »
Granted, but you get so absorbed you go into a trance from which you can only be woken by eating fugu (but nobody knows).

I wish I could go to heaven for a day to see if I like it. You know, any sex?, any TV?, any eating?, how old do people look?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4248 on: July 26, 2014, 01:37:00 AM »
Granted, but you being there seriously messes up the natural order of things, leaving heaven permanently shut down and its residents homeless.

I wish I could see my imaginary friends.  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4249 on: July 26, 2014, 01:46:33 AM »
(are they the same as my imaginary friends?)

Granted, but you become imaginary as well.

I wish I could breathe underwater without the need for equipment (would makes cleaning the boat's bottom easier)