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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4200 on: July 24, 2014, 01:45:03 AM »
Granted, but you take everything the wrong way causing numerous fights.

I wish I could meet a friendly mermaid.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4201 on: July 24, 2014, 10:27:42 AM »
Granted! You meet a wonderfully friendly mermaid, who gives you the ability to breathe underwater and go on many interesting adventures with her! Unfortunately, she's also got a pet shark and it eats your leg by mistake. D:

I wish it wasn't quite as warm as it is right now. T_T

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4202 on: July 24, 2014, 11:42:11 AM »
Granted, the new ice age has begun, its now well below freezing.

I wish it was October so I could play more Dragon Age and Borderlands already!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4203 on: July 24, 2014, 12:03:00 PM »
Granted, you are absorbed into Dragon Age and will appear trapped forever as a background character when the next version is released.

I wish I could create the characters I imagine at will.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4204 on: July 24, 2014, 12:10:52 PM »
Granted, but once you will them into existence you can't will them away again, they run amuck and cause all manner of havoc.

I wish my eye would stop itching.  >:(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4205 on: July 24, 2014, 12:18:12 PM »
Granted, you rub your eye which stops the itching but makes your eyelids swell.

I wish I know what existed before the 'Big Bang'.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4206 on: July 24, 2014, 12:29:41 PM »
Granted, but now you are stuck in a time loop witnessing the same 30 seconds of it forever.

I wish the cloud cover would come back, maybe even some rain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4207 on: July 24, 2014, 12:48:50 PM »
(wow, so that's the answer)
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Granted, you sink into a thunderous mood and bristle as if with lightning.

I wish I could be bothered to mend the gears on my bicycle (which I'll need tomorrow to get to the boat).

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4208 on: July 24, 2014, 12:55:04 PM »
 ;D

Granted, your suddenly filled with get-to-it-ness, but in the process you some how manage to mangle the break lines and flatten one of the tires.

I wish mt luck would take a turn for the better.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4209 on: July 24, 2014, 12:59:26 PM »
Granted, you go sailing on Boat's boat to a wonderful island paradise with crystal clear waters and warm golden sand, but when you wake up it was only a nightmare.

I wish I could fix the tyre on the bike that's suddenly burst (...)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4210 on: July 24, 2014, 01:08:41 PM »
(Seem to be having a lot of nightmares like that lately.  :P )

Granted, you fix up the tire, good as new, but your bicycle is suddenly sentient and makes a mad dash for freedom, busting out of your window and speeding off down the street never to be seen again.

I wish I had the inspiration to finish up my pages before its too late.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4211 on: July 24, 2014, 01:13:06 PM »
(I didn't even give it a name ... I wonder where it is now.. will it reproduce? )

You pile all your pages on the BBQ and cook a lovely lunch.

I wish I could mend my walking shoes (I'll need to put them on earlier if I'm to get to the boat)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4212 on: July 24, 2014, 01:18:00 PM »
Granted, but the shoes no longer fit properly and are now quite uncomfortable, giving your nasty blisters after only a few steps.

I wish Arizona Donut delivered. (Dammit carne fries! shakes fist)


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4213 on: July 24, 2014, 01:31:33 PM »
They deliver but all the food you order is overpriced and way past its expiration date.

I want a woman that's beauty is only matched by her personality.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4214 on: July 24, 2014, 01:40:34 PM »
Granted, but in reality she is only a hallucination of your mind, addled by drugs being used in an experimental medical procedure.

I wish I could go back in time and solve the mystery of Jack the Ripper.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4215 on: July 24, 2014, 01:49:48 PM »
Granted, you solve it just as... (the record ends here for some reason)

I wish I could meet King Arthur and ask him why he didn't build anything, leave any relics, or interact with anyone who remembered him.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4216 on: July 24, 2014, 01:53:36 PM »
Granted, but there is a considerable language barrier, and they think your some sort of demon with your strange clothes and mannerisms, so they lock you up and throw away the key.

I wish that I could visit Night Vale.  ;D Maybe buy an official blood stone circle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4217 on: July 24, 2014, 02:12:06 PM »
Granted, you enter a parallel universe where it is real and what you left behind is not, including yourself.

I wish I my own nymphaeum with a few nymphs to entertain me on sunny evenings.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4218 on: July 24, 2014, 02:19:10 PM »
Granted, though their faces are like gnarled roots, bodies weird and twisted like a tree grown on a mountainside, and their skin like the bark of a hoary oak; they are fond of you and lavish you in attention.

I wish that I had a nice place out in nature to escape to that was near enough for me to go on foot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4219 on: July 24, 2014, 02:28:40 PM »
Granted, a square of plastic grass is on its way to you as I write. The pressure activate bird sound generator is a bit faulty though.

I wish I could ride a horse.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4220 on: July 24, 2014, 02:35:23 PM »
Granted, but the horse your riding is old and doesn't like to do what its told anymore. So you end up being carried out into the middle of no where before it stops and decides to take a nap, there is no one for miles and no cell service.

I wish ants would stop getting in my stuff.  >:(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4221 on: July 24, 2014, 03:05:25 PM »
Granted, but they carry you away in the night to their nest where you become a servant of the queen ant.

I wish I could could fly a plane.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4222 on: July 24, 2014, 03:10:54 PM »
Granted, but your really, really, bad at landing them.

I wish I could afford to travel the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4223 on: July 24, 2014, 03:33:04 PM »
Granted, you are captured by aliens who take you everywhere with them as a mascot, but then wipe your memory of the travels before returning you home.

I wish I was better at finishing things.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4224 on: July 24, 2014, 03:49:04 PM »
Granted, you now are unable to start anything to finish.

I wish I had a swimming pool.