You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 07, 2016, 04:33:58 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Corrupt a wish  (Read 121651 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4150 on: July 14, 2014, 03:41:39 PM »
Granted, but piano playing is suddenly outlawed, yet the desire to play remains tortuously strong.

I wish I could sing, while we are on a musical note. Haha!

Offline Boatman

  • Boatman
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2012
  • Location: At the point where the tides meet (ok.. .The Solent, UK)
  • Gender: Male
  • Play with imagination and passion.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4151 on: July 14, 2014, 04:28:57 PM »
Granted, you can sing a musical note. But unfortunately all your glassware shatters.

I wish I could juggle.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4152 on: July 14, 2014, 04:36:37 PM »
Granted, but you are abducted by aliens that are obsessed with juggling and kept in a zoo.

I wish someone would bring me dinner!  XD

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4153 on: July 14, 2014, 04:39:40 PM »
Granted, your stalker has knocked on your door with a delicious hot meal, made exactly the way you like it. After all... he's been watching you cook for years.

I wish I wasn't so tired tonight!

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4154 on: July 14, 2014, 04:54:15 PM »
Yes, I knew having a stalker would pay off!

Granted, but now you will forever be hyper and jittery, unable to hold still to sleep or anything.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4155 on: July 15, 2014, 01:31:14 AM »
Arghhh, granted: but ye do be color blind and illiterate.

I do be wishin' for gold for all the beggars and thieves to be bringin' world peace.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4156 on: July 15, 2014, 02:39:57 AM »
Granted, fools gold for the fools who desire it.

I wish I had a giant tree in my yard.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4157 on: July 15, 2014, 02:44:19 AM »
Aye, it do be granted, but like all eucalyptus it do catch fire and spread flammable fuel so that your home does burn down.

I do be wishin' for a translator monkey so I can just speak me mind and he gets the job done.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4158 on: July 15, 2014, 02:47:10 AM »
Granted, but he translates everything into Aramaic.

I wish I could shrink my dogs at will so I could have my fair share of the bed.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4159 on: July 15, 2014, 02:55:19 AM »
Granted, but they get so small that they eat your white blood cells and you're always sick.


I Do be wishin' for true freedom

Offline Boatman

  • Boatman
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2012
  • Location: At the point where the tides meet (ok.. .The Solent, UK)
  • Gender: Male
  • Play with imagination and passion.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4160 on: July 15, 2014, 03:12:53 AM »
Granted, we've cut the straight jacket off but left the electronic tags. Better?

I wish I could fly of my own accord.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4161 on: July 15, 2014, 05:59:12 AM »
Granted, but your accord is a Honda.

I do be wishin' for a never ending pizza

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4162 on: July 15, 2014, 12:38:50 PM »
Granted, the pizza grows so enormous that it blocks at the sun and dooms the planet.

I wish I could find a quiet moment to meditate.

Offline FierceChaos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4163 on: July 15, 2014, 01:54:50 PM »
Granted a place just opened up in the mental institution.

I wish for for immortality.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4164 on: July 15, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
Granted, you will never die, but you do still age, and you find out in your decrepit black oozing state that you cannot kill yourself. on the plus side you now know the meaning of 'a fate worse than death'

I wish for another cup of coffee

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4165 on: July 15, 2014, 02:04:25 PM »
Granted, but you spill the scalding hot beverage all over yourself as soon as you try to drink it.

I wish I didn't get heat sick so easily.

Offline Goldmoon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4166 on: July 15, 2014, 02:10:13 PM »
Granted..no amount of heat bothers you, allowing hours to be spent in blistering temperatures.  Now though the slightest amount of cold is brutal to your overheated body. Even an ice cube burns your skin.

I wish I was taller.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4167 on: July 15, 2014, 02:17:03 PM »
Granted, you recieve a radical new treatment to increase your height, it was disastrous side effects, you get too tall and your skeletal structure cannot handle the strain, leaving you confined to bed for the rest of your days.

I wish I lived in a castle!  ;D

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4168 on: July 15, 2014, 02:49:28 PM »
Granted, the place is old, damp, the heating bills are huge, the upkeep extortionate, and whenever you want to do anything to the place to improve it you get bombarded with so much red tape due to the historical value of the building that nothing gets done. Worst of all no one wants to buy the place off you due to the aforementioned problems.

I wish I had a new game to play

Offline FierceChaos

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4169 on: July 15, 2014, 03:14:25 PM »
Granted "Guess who took my kidney" is the hottest new game in Bangkok.

I wish I had a Charizard.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4170 on: July 15, 2014, 03:36:23 PM »
Granted, but Garry chooses squirtle so you lose

I wish they would stop talking about food in the shout box. I'm hungry now

Offline Beguile's Mistress

  • Time flies like an arrow ~ Fruit flies like a banana ~ Elliquiy's Fair-E Godmother
  • Dame
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2009
  • Location: Faeleacanvald ~ The Steeler Nation ~ Home of Lord Stanley's Cup 2016 ~ She won't stay throwed! ~ 48\22-5\1\11-5\7
  • Gender: Female
  • Perpetual Notion Machine ~ 'What if...?'
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 3
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4171 on: July 15, 2014, 06:42:05 PM »
Granted.  They stop talking about food in the Shout Box but you aren't on the PM list for the $1.00 all you can eat BBQ and corn on the cob buffet.

Wish I could find my flash drive with my stories on it.

Offline Baneare

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4172 on: July 15, 2014, 10:41:48 PM »
Granted, but they've all been rearranged so the words are there but in random order.

I wish I hadn't lost all my stuff in the flood.

Offline Boatman

  • Boatman
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2012
  • Location: At the point where the tides meet (ok.. .The Solent, UK)
  • Gender: Male
  • Play with imagination and passion.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4173 on: July 16, 2014, 02:03:46 AM »
Wish granted, but all the colours have run into one another.

I wish I could travel back and forth through time at will.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4174 on: July 16, 2014, 02:22:44 AM »
Granted, but your buddy Will do be missing.

I wish for the ability to water into rum.