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Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4125 on: July 12, 2014, 05:25:06 PM »
Granted - But your teeth all fall out so you can no longer eat the food you are given.

Stuff of my nightmares.  :-(

Granted, but your cuddle buddy has terrible BO and a vice like grip and now you can't escape!

I wish my water bottle would fill itself.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4126 on: July 12, 2014, 05:36:52 PM »
Granted, but your cuddle buddy has terrible BO and a vice like grip and now you can't escape!
I could live with this if I was in a comfortable grip :)

Granted, but it overflows from refilling too quickly and spills over everything!

I wish I didn't have a killer headache :(

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4127 on: July 12, 2014, 05:41:53 PM »
Granted, but you no also do not have a head, and thus no such ache.

I wish I could plug my brain into my computer instead of trying to transcribe my imagination.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4128 on: July 12, 2014, 05:48:27 PM »
Granted except you now have to wait and decrypt every code in the information so it takes twice as long :3

I wish this spot on my jaw would stop hurting :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4129 on: July 12, 2014, 08:47:57 PM »
Granted, the spot stops hurting but the pain keeps moving here and there and everywhere and you just can't catch it.

I wish my neighbor would take their dog in to keep it from barking.

Offline Gadifriald

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4130 on: July 12, 2014, 09:18:54 PM »
Granted, but then the dog takes your neighbors hostage and there is a standoff with the police involving bullhorns all night!

I wish someone would write some new books as good as all the old ones I've already read.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4131 on: July 12, 2014, 09:23:50 PM »
Granted but the series is stopped in the middle and never finished.

I wish I had enough money to get the house of my dreams.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4132 on: July 13, 2014, 09:41:07 AM »
Granted but the house you buy ends up being swallowed up by a sinkhole and the fine print on your insurance means you lost all the money.

I wish my neighbours would stop having what sounds like an argument right next to my open window.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4133 on: July 13, 2014, 11:08:57 AM »
Granted, but then they invite their friends and throw a party.. next to your window for the next 48 hours.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4134 on: July 13, 2014, 01:34:02 PM »
Granted, but the sudden clarity of enlightenment causes your brain to explode, ruining your favorite hat.

I wish summer would be over already, it's too hot.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4135 on: July 13, 2014, 03:41:01 PM »
Granted, the White Witch pays your country a visit and curses you with eternal winter.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4136 on: July 14, 2014, 05:32:47 AM »
Wish granted, you can stay in suspended animation for 80 years then wake feeling fresh as a daisy.

I wish a sexy girl would make love to me on my boat.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4137 on: July 14, 2014, 11:18:43 AM »
Granted, but she is actually a homicidal maniac, she attacks you and sinks your boat.

I wish I didn't have an inspection today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4138 on: July 14, 2014, 11:29:24 AM »
Granted, you don't have an inspection today. It was yesterday and you missed it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4139 on: July 14, 2014, 11:50:24 AM »
Granted, but the information is more than your mind can process, it melts you brain which pours out of your ears and ruins your favorite shirt.

I wish it would rain.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4140 on: July 14, 2014, 11:58:51 AM »
Granted, it is now monsoon season.

I wish I was on holiday already!

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4141 on: July 14, 2014, 12:00:40 PM »
Granted, but you start at the last day of your holiday, back to work tomorrow.

I wish for world peace. (because hopefully you will feel bad for corrupting it :-p )

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4142 on: July 14, 2014, 12:11:38 PM »
Granted, it is now monsoon season.

I wish I was on holiday already!

It really is! Well, its supposed to be anyway.  ;D
~

Your wish for world peace is granted! Humans and everything we have made for ourselves no longer exists, the earth is now solely nature's domain, ruled over with her both cruel and loving hand.

I wish everyone I know here on E gets a million tax free dollars.  ;) (now you will feel bad for corrupting it)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4143 on: July 14, 2014, 12:35:59 PM »
Granted, each E character known to Syk gets a million Zimbabwean dollars. Unfortunately this is a worthless currency.

I wish I could read other people's thoughts.


Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4144 on: July 14, 2014, 12:50:37 PM »
Granted, but the ability estranges you from your friends and family.

I wish that I could do a cart wheel.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4145 on: July 14, 2014, 01:03:17 PM »
Granted, but now that is the only way you can move from one place to another.


I wish I never had to eat.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4146 on: July 14, 2014, 01:24:19 PM »
Granted, but never again will you be able to taste or smell any food ever again.

I wish I had a box of Cheez-Its.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4147 on: July 14, 2014, 01:27:51 PM »
Granted, but the box is so far past the expiration that the chees-its are green.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4148 on: July 14, 2014, 01:35:15 PM »
I wish that Chicago had a wish for me to grant.  XD

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4149 on: July 14, 2014, 03:27:14 PM »
Granted, but he is too shy to tell you.

I wish I could play the piano.