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Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4100 on: July 10, 2014, 10:12:34 PM »
Granted but they are stolen.

I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4101 on: July 10, 2014, 10:41:16 PM »
Granted! But it is cheaply made and falls apart in minutes...

I wish I could go star gazing in a field full of fireflies...


Online MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4102 on: July 10, 2014, 11:45:27 PM »
Granted, but these are genetically engineered fireflies that feed on human flesh. D:
I wish life was a musical.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4103 on: July 11, 2014, 03:00:54 AM »
Granted, but they do all be tone def, illiterate and committed to Opera's shameless attempt to sell cars and bath soaps.

I do be wishin' to find a decent crew to sail the seven seas.

Offline Monkeys Razor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4104 on: July 11, 2014, 05:50:52 AM »
You find the crew and upon finishing your journey of the 7th sea you sink.

I wish I could live in the 1500's.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4105 on: July 11, 2014, 03:32:46 PM »
Granted, but you die horribly of smallpox.

I wish I had a pizza!

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4106 on: July 11, 2014, 04:13:10 PM »
granted, you had pizza, you just don't remember having eaten it.

I wish my download speed would be faster

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4107 on: July 11, 2014, 09:21:00 PM »
Granted.  Your computer downloads so fast now you totally miss the process and keep hitting the button.

I wish I had my laundry all done right now.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4108 on: July 12, 2014, 02:00:04 AM »
Granted... But something wonky happened in the wash now all your clothes are misshapen, shrunk, and off colored.

I wish I had someone to make me dinner (midnight snack?)

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4109 on: July 12, 2014, 09:42:05 AM »
Granted, but the midnight snack is awful and gives you nightmares.

I wish my new sunglasses would turn up today.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4110 on: July 12, 2014, 01:07:49 PM »
Granted, but they turn up in several pieces.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4111 on: July 12, 2014, 01:09:06 PM »
Granted, but now it is below zero outside and your heater doesn't work.


I wish I had a bouncy ball.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4112 on: July 12, 2014, 01:13:18 PM »
(Don't have a heater, so hey, I'm good.  ;D )

Granted but its haunted and keeps you up all night, knocks over breakable things in your house and keeps showing up no matter how many times you get rid of it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4113 on: July 12, 2014, 02:00:47 PM »
syk doesn't have a wish so that means the opposite of her next randomly utter wish will have disastrous effects. :-)

I wish I had a few more hours in this day.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4114 on: July 12, 2014, 02:51:08 PM »
Granted, you are now trapped in a time loop forever.

I wish I was a famous author!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4115 on: July 12, 2014, 02:52:37 PM »
Granted, but you are famous for being the worst author in history.

I wish I was a telekinetic.

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4116 on: July 12, 2014, 02:55:01 PM »
Granted, but you can only send things hurtling towards yourself at 100 miles an hour.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4117 on: July 12, 2014, 03:16:27 PM »
Granted, but you cannot find the cleverly concealed entrance.

I wish I could play an instrument (other than air guitar).

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4118 on: July 12, 2014, 03:37:05 PM »
syk doesn't have a wish so that means the opposite of her next randomly utter wish will have disastrous effects. :-)

I wish I had a few more hours in this day.

Opps, that's what I get for posting from my phone before I have my morning tea.  ;D

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Granted, you can now play the air bagpipes, but your not very good at it.

I wish I could breath underwater.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4119 on: July 12, 2014, 03:44:10 PM »
Opps, that's what I get for posting from my phone before I have my morning tea.  ;D
If I had a dollar for every time I did it I could afford Starbucks! ;D

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Granted, you can now play the air bagpipes, but your not very good at it.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted but now underwater is the only place you can breathe!

I wish my tomatoes would hurry up and grow and ripen.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4120 on: July 12, 2014, 03:46:27 PM »
granted, they ripen so quickly that they turn brown before you can eat them.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy juice this afternoon.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4121 on: July 12, 2014, 03:52:57 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately it was contaminated by some alien bacteria and is causing you do grow strange, pointless extra limbs.

I wish I could type as fast as I can think.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4122 on: July 12, 2014, 04:25:27 PM »
Granted, but now you can only think and type in Ancient Ionian Greek!

I wish I had a time machine.

Offline syk

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4123 on: July 12, 2014, 04:56:53 PM »
Granted, but now you can only think and type in Ancient Ionian Greek!

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it only takes you back to a really boring day you had a work last month.

I wish I had something to eat right now! >insert stomach rumbling<

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4124 on: July 12, 2014, 05:17:03 PM »
Granted - But your teeth all fall out so you can no longer eat the food you are given.

I wish I had somebody to cuddle right now