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Offline Monkeys Razor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4075 on: July 09, 2014, 05:23:33 PM »
Granted you are now born at the beginning of the month, sadly though your early years are now plagued with the civil war that was just coming to an end before you were originally born and your life will never be as it was originally intended due to these very early traumas that you only recall when you sleep or try and have sex.

I wish I could be 6ft 6 tall.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4076 on: July 09, 2014, 05:30:28 PM »
Granted, an appointment with the rack has been booked for you.

I wish I could help more people.
(feels sick)

Offline Monkeys Razor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4077 on: July 09, 2014, 05:39:23 PM »
Granted every day people will approach you for help, I hope you have plenty of time and money to help them out. No one of course will repay their debts or even say thank you.

I wish I could type faster.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4078 on: July 09, 2014, 06:51:28 PM »
Granted, but every other word you type is misspelled and people just get tired of trying to figure out what you're saying.

I wish I didn't have a headache. 

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4079 on: July 09, 2014, 07:38:29 PM »
Granted, but now you have diarrhea. 

I wish I had some cheese pizza.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4080 on: July 09, 2014, 07:41:16 PM »
Granted, sadly, the pizza has given you diarrhea.  Hmm.. I didn't know you were lactose intolerant.  Sorry about that.

I wish I were more persuasive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4081 on: July 09, 2014, 09:14:35 PM »
Your wish has been granted.  All it takes is one look from your beautiful eyes and people are convinced to go your way whether you want them too or not.  Now you are being followed by an army of the persuaded.

I wish I was more powerful.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4082 on: July 10, 2014, 01:38:46 AM »
Granted. You are so powerful that everything you touch crumbles instantly to dust from the sheer force.

I wish to win the jackpot on the slot machine at the casino.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4083 on: July 10, 2014, 03:30:44 AM »
Granted ! But it's the penny machine and all you get is $2 in change...

Wish I could experience a hard core orgasm....

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4084 on: July 10, 2014, 03:34:44 AM »
Um, by all means, granted! Shall I give you more? >:)

I wish to be able to have multiple orgasms. ;D

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4085 on: July 10, 2014, 03:39:38 AM »
Ops I keep forgetting this is the pg page >.< my bad

Granted! Your orgasms come with a rotating hourglass when loading ^^

Wish for a nice surprise today!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4086 on: July 10, 2014, 03:43:00 AM »
Oh, right...PG... *acts innocent*

Hmm...to corrupt a wish for a "nice surprise"? This is almost too easy.

Granted! You are surprised by a lost family of extra-terrestrials looking for the far end of the Milky Way Galaxy...

I wish for a cat that can be trained like a dog.

Offline Monkeys Razor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4087 on: July 10, 2014, 04:33:07 AM »
Granted you have a cat that can be trained like a dog but it's still cat, it still hates you.

*Braces for all the cat lovers who will hunt me down now*

I wish I had a whale

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4088 on: July 10, 2014, 04:35:23 AM »
Granted! You are immediately swallowed by said whale. Did I forget to mention it's a killer whale?

I wish for the perfect cup of coffee.

Offline Monkeys Razor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4089 on: July 10, 2014, 04:39:43 AM »
Granted you have the perfect cup of coffee, it even refills itself, the problem is you develop an allergic reaction to coffee beans and can never drink without the risk of death.

I wish to be a muscle man.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4090 on: July 10, 2014, 11:43:11 AM »
granted, but due to typos galore you are now a mussel man, you just can't get enough of mussels.

I wish I had some tasty lasagna.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4091 on: July 10, 2014, 12:40:54 PM »
You had some tasty lasagna... at your presence, but someone ate it.

I wish I had a succubus.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4092 on: July 10, 2014, 12:42:05 PM »
Granted, but she is, strangely enough, devoutly chaste and refuses to pleasure anyone.
I wish Outback Steakhouse's service was decent like it used to be.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4093 on: July 10, 2014, 01:35:54 PM »
Granted! Though the food has lost its deliciousness now that ripple are focused on Service.

I wish for a mountain of Krispy Kreme donuts!

Offline Prototype

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4094 on: July 10, 2014, 01:44:30 PM »
Granted, you however notice that they are outdated and dry.

I wish my succubus wasn't chaste.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4095 on: July 10, 2014, 01:47:04 PM »
Granted. Now she's a studious bookworm who's far too busy to sleep around. She wants to become a lawyer.
I wish that I had some spaghetti right now. -w-

Offline oceanspool

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4096 on: July 10, 2014, 03:53:39 PM »
Granted, your hair is now made of spaghetti.

I wish that I could talk to animals.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4097 on: July 10, 2014, 04:50:05 PM »
Granted, but they only talk about the tension of diverging interests in the dissonance of primordial instincts over the cognitive being based on the Freudian definition of the oedipal complex... and you don't get it.
It's midnight here, that was literally the beast I could do. ;)

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4098 on: July 10, 2014, 06:18:02 PM »
Granted, but you'll have a horrific nightmare.

I wish I had someone to hug me.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4099 on: July 10, 2014, 07:03:16 PM »
Granted. That's too sweet to corrupt.  And yet.... your hugger has a highly contagious skin disease and I'm afraid you've been infected.  *sighs* ... so very sad.

I wish I had a decent pair of running shoes.