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Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4025 on: July 03, 2014, 03:19:21 PM »
Granted. instead it just never existed in the first place.

I wish I didn't feel so tired

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4026 on: July 04, 2014, 04:53:38 AM »
Granted, but now you have so much energy you can't sleep again.

I wish for the ability to never get lost.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4027 on: July 04, 2014, 12:47:44 PM »
Granted, you've been placed in a well lit inescapable box. You can't get lost if you can't go anywhere.

I wish I knew where my phone is

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4028 on: July 04, 2014, 12:55:27 PM »
Ah...You find your phone in the toilet right before some hits the flush button!

I wish I had a bigger outdoor grill.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4029 on: July 04, 2014, 01:14:18 PM »
Granted, you have an outdoor grill so big that you have to hire a giant to flip whole cows on it and an army of dwarves to mine and haul coal to fuel it! ;D

I wish it wasn't so darn hot.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4030 on: July 04, 2014, 01:32:45 PM »
Granted, but now it's too darn cold.

I wish I had a day off.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4031 on: July 04, 2014, 01:33:55 PM »
Granted, and hey, you also get more! You now have every day off forever, because you've been fired. :c

I wish I had some strawberry ice cream. ^^

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4032 on: July 04, 2014, 03:02:25 PM »
Granted, your bedroom is now filled with strawberry ice cream to the ceiling!

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4033 on: July 04, 2014, 03:47:04 PM »
Granted but you are arrested for forgery.

I wish I was the Dragon Born and could FUS RO DAH!

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4034 on: July 04, 2014, 06:13:24 PM »
granted but whenever you try to use your powers you get an arrow in the knee.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping tomorrow

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4035 on: July 07, 2014, 01:14:31 AM »
Granted, but ye do be havin' to shop for every day after for the rest of yer life.

I wish me vessel could sail through rifts in time and space.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4036 on: July 07, 2014, 04:38:13 AM »
Granted but it can only do it once, leaving you stranded in a whole other time.

I wish I had the evil Queen's magic mirror.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4037 on: July 08, 2014, 06:02:32 AM »
Granted but it won't stop telling you how your not the fairest of them all.

I wish I had Gipsy Danger.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4038 on: July 08, 2014, 09:51:43 AM »
Granted! Congratulations you now have Gipsy Danger. Unfortunately it's so irreparably damaged that it is useless, so enjoy looking at it!

I wish I had a garage full of supercars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4039 on: July 08, 2014, 11:25:46 AM »
Granted, but they are only scale models.

I wish I could be riding a powerful motorcycle right now.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4040 on: July 08, 2014, 12:37:18 PM »
Granted, you now have the ability and skill to ride powerful motorcycles, unfortunately the only ones you can find in your price bracket are 125cc

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4041 on: July 08, 2014, 02:06:24 PM »
Granted.  But, tomorrow is today.. and today - you have to wake up even earlier than you thought.  Tomorrow is your day off - so you can sleep in if you like. 

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone flirted on E.  I'd be rich indeed!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4042 on: July 08, 2014, 04:07:21 PM »
Granted, but now every time you flirt offline you must contribute a dollar back to E.

I wish I had a better sense of direction

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4043 on: July 08, 2014, 04:12:41 PM »
Granted.  But I had to affix a permanent compass to the back of your hand.  I hope you like - it's bedazzled!

I wish someone would cook me a lovely dinner.

Offline AngelsSonata

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4044 on: July 08, 2014, 04:58:35 PM »
Granted, but its a lovely dinner consisting of dishes you dislike the most.

I wish I lived in a steampunk inspired world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4045 on: July 08, 2014, 05:04:05 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you being sent there has upset the workings of time and space. Our world and the steampunk inspired world are now coming to rather swift and destructive ends. It was great while it lasted though, right?

I wish superpowers were real.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4046 on: July 08, 2014, 05:08:38 PM »
Granted, but the only people that get them are evil.

I wish my ear would stop hurting.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4047 on: July 08, 2014, 07:20:17 PM »
Your wish has been granted.  Unfortunately you ear has fallen off.

I'm wishing for graham crackers.  I just got a sudden craving. :-)

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4048 on: July 08, 2014, 07:22:10 PM »
(I think that would feel better.)

Granted, but they are horribly bland and dry and crumble to nothing once touched.

I wish I had a puppy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4049 on: July 09, 2014, 01:51:01 AM »
Your wish is granted.
You did have a puppy, but that was long ago.

 I wish I could meet the mysterious female soulmate who haunts my dreams.